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Title: Badeye: Am I the Real Badeye?
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Badeye After Five
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Published: Jan 12, 2007
Author: Badeye After Five
Post Date: 2007-01-12 11:30:20 by Badeye After Five
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Views: 814
Comments: 41
There seems to be some question as to whether I am the real Badeye or not. I am, but I am just a little more relaxed over here. I have a mission on LP. I must fool the morons over there into unconditionallhy supporting Bush and Israel. So I have to be careful a little what I say. Even the mental midgets I am bullshitting can sometimes catch inconsistencies. I can relax over here and open up a little more. Hence, the apparent difference. I know the natural reaction is to assume that anything I say is a lie, and it usually is - that's how I make my living. But just this one time you can believe what I am saying. Have to go now. The guy who takes care of my hummer is going to give me a lube job.
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#1. To: Badeye After Five (#0)
Wait a minute, who's Weekend Badeye?
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. – Tacitus
That's byeltsin filling in for me.
"I gave myself a Hummer. (chuckle)"
Why do you accuse Sherlock on elPee of being you here?
To throw the LP morons off the trail. It doesn't take a lot to fool them.
"I gave myself a Hummer. (chuckle)"
You rang????
I'm still detached from reality.
Don't believe Weekend Badeye. He is probably being honest with you and that proves he is not the real Badeye.
"I gave myself a Hummer. (chuckle)"
By the way, I would appreciate it if you all would not read war's posts over on LP. The little prick keeps pulling facts on me.
"I gave myself a Hummer. (chuckle)"
ROTFLMAO!!!
Horseshit!! I'm Roteye and you know it because that Hummer you claim to have is actually the one you stole off of me. And bring back my big screen Plasma TV and my collection 7,791,102 DVDs and the 18,000 cds I've recorded of Rush Limbaugh's show! Did you see my new friend at LPee? His name is Mr. Clean but it's really my old pal Ghostie! (Grin)
I'm still detached from reality.
All these spinoffs of Badeye subsidiaries is causing a lot of instability in the market. In addition, it's contributing to a shortage in the supplies of Schlitz. I liked him better as a monopoly. Just my opinion.
THERE'S NOT ONE DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT WE WILL FAIL - GW Bush
There's always 'Carling Black Label'. (grin) Only fools and democrats drink anything except Amheiser Busch or Miller products anyway. They're the real corporate breweries. Why piss with the little guys if they're not registered on Wall Street?
I'm still detached from reality.
Nonsense. Why, look at how all those 'Agent Smiths' mad Neo a better scrapper and warrior. All these badeyes incurage and promote competition. Why, the need this creates to develop the art and craft of lying and deceit alone boggles the imagination. Not to mention, a new Badeye appears, another Hummer gets it's wings and leaves the dealer's lot for the roads of Amerika.
Did I tell you I bought a Hummer dealership? I'm expecting to do a lot of business with all the new and upcoming Roteyes.
I'm still detached from reality.
Would you cease spamming the board, dunce.
"I've been running from the devil and he hasn't caught me yet."--Jason Boland and the Stragglers.
He's Weekend Sherlock, Einstein.
All I wanna know is when does Quisling come out in draft? If you hear anything on this, please ping me.
THERE'S NOT ONE DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT WE WILL FAIL - GW Bush
Sherlock is a good poster, Freddy. I don't think he would play pathetic games like this with the rest of you children.
"I've been running from the devil and he hasn't caught me yet."--Jason Boland and the Stragglers.
I don't know. I'm still stupid.
Calm down Ponchy, we will pay attention to you next. Why don't you run out and get drunk while we finish up having fun?
... and I like cyber f**k the males. -- Ponchy
I'll bet the only Redheadedstranger you know is the one in your pants. It's a Redheadedstranger to you because it probably puny as hell and your gut gets in the way and you can't see it.
I'm still detached from reality.
Son, these homoerotic insults aren't getting you anywhere. Why don't you try some insults that make sense?
"I've been running from the devil and he hasn't caught me yet."--Jason Boland and the Stragglers.
Because they normally just go over your head.
... and I like cyber f**k the males. -- Ponchy
thanks for watching ponchy when i was gone. was he obnoxious and stupid?
"And this is the end of my brilliant career on the 4um..." -- ponchy 12/20/2006
A naked inferiority complex lashing out at everyone around him.
... and I like cyber f**k the males. -- Ponchy
About that P-3?
Well you know, just sitting around drinking alone to get in touch with your inner alcoholic is just not enough. Sometimes a man has to leave the toilet, or whatever throne they like to haunt and sit in deep thought for hours and step out to do some tapping on the keyboard to let their hair down a little. Perhaps though Buck should take Ponche down to explore the wold drinken chase of the stripper or some other wholesome and manly past time. He really does need to go farther in his jaunts then just from one room to another. ;-)
Why is Ponchy so disagreable?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Research on prolonged exposure to drugs and alcohol indicates that the brain of an alcoholic is often permanently harmed by the chemicals and loses its ability to maintain necessary levels of endorphins. Endorphins are the famous natural opiates that the body produces to deal with physical and emotional pain. Not having enough natural opiates makes the person vulnerable to physical and emotional pain, which can potentially push the person towards a relapse. Recovering alcoholics have a lot of difficulty in dealing with physical and emotional pain unless they find a way to produce endorphins in a natural manner. Psychologists routinely encourage patients to turn to vigorous exercise. http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=43416 Does Ponchey exercise a lot?
... and I like cyber f**k the males. -- Ponchy
Oh, dolphins, of course.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
claims to
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
I's so over.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Neighbors. I just couldn’t accept the fact that one of mine had over filled the engine with oil – and dirty oil at that.
ANDY KAUFMAN, THIS IS THE REAL ME When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
once ponchy signed off the board to go jogging in the middle of the night.
"And this is the end of my brilliant career on the 4um..." -- ponchy 12/20/2006
Who did he blame it on? Villagers, anarchists?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
he said he was trying to get the cheap booze out of his system.
"And this is the end of my brilliant career on the 4um..." -- ponchy 12/20/2006
Big Jim When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
It looks like JT finally ran off the Horse Humper.
... and I like cyber f**k the males. -- Ponchy
he is not on the other sites either. looks like either dakmar or jt scared him off the internet.
"And this is the end of my brilliant career on the 4um..." -- ponchy 12/20/2006
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#2. To: robin (#1)
Wait a minute, who's Weekend Badeye?
#3. To: Badeye After Five (#0)
#4. To: Fred Mertz (#3)
Why do you accuse Sherlock on elPee of being you here?
#5. To: robin (#1)
Wait a minute, who's Weekend Badeye
#6. To: robin, Weekend Badeye (#1)
Wait a minute, who's Weekend Badeye?
#7. To: All (#0)
#8. To: Badeye After Five (#7)
The little prick keeps pulling facts on me.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#9. To: Badeye After Five (#6)
Don't believe Weekend Badeye. He is probably being honest with you and that proves he is not the real Badeye.
#10. To: Weekend Badeye (#9)
#11. To: randge (#10)
s contributing to a shortage in the supplies of Schlitz.
#12. To: randge (#10)
"All these spinoffs of Badeye subsidiaries is causing a lot of instability in the market."
#13. To: Ferret Mike (#12)
Not to mention, a new Badeye appears, another Hummer gets it's wings and leaves the dealer's lot for the roads of Amerika.
#14. To: Weekend Dakmar (#13)
#15. To: Redheadedstranger (#14)
#16. To: Weekend Badeye (#11)
#17. To: Fred Mertz (#15)
#18. To: Badeye After Five (#0)
Am I the Real Badeye?
#19. To: Redheadedstranger (#14)
Would you cease spamming the board, dunce.
#20. To: Redheadedstranger (#14)
#21. To: Weekend Badeye (#20)
#22. To: Headgivingstranger (#21)
Why don't you try some insults that make sense?
#23. To: Minerva (#22)
#24. To: Morgana le Fay (#23)
was he obnoxious and stupid?
#25. To: Badeye After Five (#0)
There seems to be some question as to whether I am the real Badeye or not. I am, but I am just a little more relaxed over here.
#26. To: Minerva (#24)
#27. To: Ferret Mike, morgana, minerva (#26)
#28. To: Dakmar (#27)
Why is Ponchy so disagreable?
#29. To: Minerva (#28)
#30. To: Minerva (#28)
Does Ponchey exercise a lot?
#31. To: Dakmar (#29)
#32. To: Jethro Tull (#31)
it's raining in baltimore, flappy!
#33. To: Dakmar (#32)
#34. To: Jethro Tull (#33)
#35. To: Minerva (#28)
Does Ponchey exercise a lot?
#36. To: Morgana le Fay (#35)
once ponchy signed off the board to go jogging in the middle of the night.
#37. To: Dakmar (#36)
#38. To: Morgana le Fay (#37)
(von Mattel) 
#39. To: Dakmar (#38)
#40. To: Minerva (#39)
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