I know, I don't really have a http://Match.com profile. But I have looked at the place. My ex told me she had a profile there, and actually had a few dates, although none of them worked out. It made me curious. I looked at hundreds of women, and found all of them boring. "Attractive, smart, educated, funny, love life...." Yawn.
Now, if I was to create a profile there, this is what it would be:
"Smart and lazy guy would prefer to work 20 hours a week, but can't seem to get away with it. I sleep with a pug who snores. You will, too."
What would your profile be?
Don't bore me!