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Title: The Coral Snake Rumsfeld/Aspartame Song Album
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Coral Snake's Song Parodies and Updates
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Published: Jan 16, 2007
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2007-01-16 00:31:15 by Coral Snake
Keywords: Douggie, Contest, Song Parodies, Rumsfeld, Aspartame, ElapidTunes
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The reason for this thread: Some time yesterday Doug from Upland form FreeRepublic posted a large set of Song Parodies on a FreeRepublic thread that he entered in a contest on a Neo Con radio talk program (Bill Bennet) dealing with the Sandy Berger "pants stuffing" theft of documents from the National Archives in 2003. As I consider myself in competition with him I'm introducing here a thread of my own update parodies from last year on my own favorite mocking target Donald Rumsfeld and Aspartame legalization. In this light I would hope that any lurker here associated with Alex Jones or Jeff Rense Consider a similar contest for song parodies on the Don Rumsfeld/Aspartame legalization issue. First up BEAUTIFUL ROSE.
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This one was enspired by a previous Doug from Upland Sandy Berger "pants" song that was posted at around the time that Steve "Crocodile Huunter" Erwin died from a stingray attack. Coral Snake Song - Beautiful Rose (One of Doug From Upland's heroes, Rummy the Aspartame serial poisoner!!!, Hint Douggie, Sandy Burger is NOT the only pants stuffer in the phony two party system!!!) Original song by Henry Clay Work (1861) Midi: Beautiful Rose (Musical Introduction) (1.) (CHORUS) (2.) (CHORUS) (3.) (CHORUS) Next up GRANDFATHER'S CLOCK (one of my favorite 19th century songs)
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Writing the history of our time in song to historic music.
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)
Look under 1861 
Through Donald Rumsfeld!!!
Douggie from Upland, dumped the gun rights cause,
For the Neo-Con lies.
With their harrassments, of old ladies on planes--
And their domestic spies!
But of Doug's heroes, one really stands out.
Who'se bank account was swelled;
By the poison which, gave him the nickname--
Aspartame Don Rumsfeld!
Donald Rumsfeld! Don Rummy Rumsfeld!
Pushed Aspartame all the way!
Even though he knew--it's equivalent to,
Swimming with a stingray!
Aspartame studies, said it was unsafe,
And best for killing ants;
We are suspecting, Sandy Berger's way--
They left in Rummy's pants.
So to avoid the FDA's verdict--
Firmly and flatly, "No!"
And so the poison got fully approved--
Don Rumsfeld made it so.
Donald Rumsfeld! Don Rummy Rumsfeld!
Pushed Aspartame all the way!
Even though he knew--it's equivalent to,
Swimming with a stingray!
Rummy, he got the studies in the dawn,
Filched with his skillful hand;
Then down his pants, and to the shredder gone--
Aspartame won't be banned.
Shredding the studies--gave Rummy his gold--
Through poison day by day;
Then of the sheeple, they would now be culled--
Many would pass away.
Donald Rumsfeld! Don Rummy Rumsfeld!
Pushed Aspartame all the way!
Even though he knew--it's equivalent to,
Swimming with a stingray!
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