First off, my 100,000th post on LP will be rolling around soon. To give you some perspective on this, if a normal person worked on this 8 hours per day, five days per week, and if he spent three minutes on each post, it would take him 2.5 full years to post this much crap up on the board. And we're not counting my posts on other boards here.
So it's getting harder and harder to convince people I am focused on running a business while I jerk off on the internet all day. Fortunately, the people I have to bamboozle over on LP aren't very smart. I mean, how analytic are spud and Marguerite?
Getting to the main point here, I have to go on LP at 9:00 and convince the morons that Bush looked great last night. Frankly, he looked like a talking gonad, but that's not the message I'm paid to put out. Anybody got any ideas on somethig nice I could say about Bush's speech?
Have to go, I'm getting into my hummer now.