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Title: Badeye: The Big 100,000 is Coming
Source: Do Your Own Research (chuckle)
URL Source: http://noneNeeded
Published: Jan 24, 2007
Author: Badeye After Five
Post Date: 2007-01-24 09:24:31 by Badeye After Five
Keywords: None
Views: 265
Comments: 5

First off, my 100,000th post on LP will be rolling around soon. To give you some perspective on this, if a normal person worked on this 8 hours per day, five days per week, and if he spent three minutes on each post, it would take him 2.5 full years to post this much crap up on the board. And we're not counting my posts on other boards here.

So it's getting harder and harder to convince people I am focused on running a business while I jerk off on the internet all day. Fortunately, the people I have to bamboozle over on LP aren't very smart. I mean, how analytic are spud and Marguerite?

Getting to the main point here, I have to go on LP at 9:00 and convince the morons that Bush looked great last night. Frankly, he looked like a talking gonad, but that's not the message I'm paid to put out. Anybody got any ideas on somethig nice I could say about Bush's speech?

Have to go, I'm getting into my hummer now.

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#1. To: Badeye After Five (#0)

How much do you pay your finacial advisor to get you into that leased Hummer?

tom007  posted on  2007-01-24   9:38:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Badeye After Five (#0)

if he's consistent with his life of illusion, he is probably surrounded by a ton of really hot women most of the times.

thing is, they're made of latex and got a valve stem on their back.

gengis gandhi  posted on  2007-01-24   10:39:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Badeye After Five (#0)

Frankly, he looked like a talking gonad,

and looked his most comfortable among his fellow socialist Ds!

christine  posted on  2007-01-24   11:14:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Badeye After Five (#0)

that is a tremendous achievement badeye.

It would really be perfect if you used your laptop & a wireless connection to post your 100,000'th post from the driver's seat of your hummer. I would really be in awe if you did that.

I recommend you contact the Guinness book of world records people and get them to document this achievement.

I know that george bush & karl rove are too busy to be present, and since you support them you wouldn't ask them. but maybe some other RNC official would sit in passenger seat when you do that. Perhaps if you donated $1,000 they'd do it.

(grin)

Galatians 3:29 And if ye [be] Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.

Red Jones  posted on  2007-01-24   11:33:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: christine (#3)

i would like to remind everyone here of badeye's self proclaimed impressive endowment in the wang department, as he so wonderfully pointed out previously. and you know what they say about guys who buy sports cars and big truck vehicle thingys..overcompensation.

he must not be mocked, dammit, and i for one am outraged.

gengis gandhi  posted on  2007-01-24   12:24:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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