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Title: Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will
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Published: Jan 30, 2007
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Post Date: 2007-01-30 18:15:39 by Ferret Mike
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Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage. You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will. “I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.” This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female. In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4) “Isn’t anal sex dirty?” The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner. Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier “If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?” This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk. Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night. Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.
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#1. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
Yes, this is the kind of article that keeps the 4um going.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
I dunno 'bout that chief; but I do find it amusing that a pain in the ass like you was the first to post to this thread.
someone please forward this to bj clinton bump
Yup, he would likely have gotten brown stains on the dress too had he and Monica had done the "Jesus sanctioned back door route" too.
be nice ponchy. do you want to go back to the big muffin in the sky?
"And this is the end of my brilliant career on the 4um..." -- ponchy 12/20/2006
Note to self: avoid 4um BEFORE dinner, henceforth.
Was it Lot that sent out his daughter to a man-rape crazed crowd to spare his male guest their intrusion?
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
The title alone should have been a clue.
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
Sounds like something out of the NAMBLA group, based in Greece. If a butt-hole is a God-given alternative to preserve the wonderment of nuptial bliss; what is to be said of a hand or a mouth? Talk about an exercise in rationalization. Some peoples kids, ya know?
You're confusing the incest in Genisis with the gang-rape in the book of Judges. And as usual, you look like a jackass.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
Sad, but there is a bit of truth in what you said... :/
Keep on posting, Brother. I always read your articles.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
Yes, in Genesis - Ch. 19.
Oooooooooo, you don't know your bible stuff. You're gonna burn in Hay-ull! NO RAPTURE FOR YOU, HEATHEN!
Thank you SmokinOPs. King James version backs up my recollection. Ponchy? Why do you insist on letting your power of rote memorization overrun your congnative ability and social skills?
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
I'd left my glasses upstairs, and the only thing I could make out was 'sex'.
That's hardly management's fault then, is it? Is it? :)
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
This satirical article has been out for a while - I imagine the comedy arises from a confused Evangelical who may take it seriously. As for Ferret Mike - he is a self professed goddess worshiper and thinks this looks divine: "The desire to rule is the mother of heresies." -- St. John Chrysostom
Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier What sick crap! As is normal for the devils' workers, take text out of context.... Tit 1:15 Unto the3588 pure2513 all things3956 are(3303) pure:2513 but1161 unto them3588 that are defiled3392 and2532 unbelieving571 is nothing3762 pure;2513 but235 even2532 their846 mind3563 and2532 conscience4893 is defiled.3392 Is anal sex dirty? Why not use the proper words....."isn't anal sex SHITTY!!!" I believe its I Cor. 6 where its written that 'food is for the stomach and the stomach is for food'----science indicates the rectum is for elimination, not a tool of pleasure, nor for the uptake of seminal fluid, coke bottles, or any other myriad of objects! This article puts man and woman on par with animals.....animals don't face each other to mate, to kiss intimately, whisper sweet nothings in your mates ear, nibble on necks, nipples, and the like. How foolish (s)heeple are to follow the likes of foolish crap, and it is crap, like this article. Make the art of love just an 'animal' thing, cold, impersonal, whatever. It's so much easier to lower your mate and yourself than it is to rise to a higher standard or level.
(shuffling feet) I guess not...
Wow. You are doing baiting level 101. Cool. Bored?
Do you still have me on bozo, boyo?
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
Both of you are wrong. Lot offered his daughters, but they weren't taken. Now in the book of Judges there was a similar ocassion where a priest and his concubine stop at a village in southern Israel and the locals want to rape HIM. But his host give the mob his own daughter and the priest sends out his concubine as well. They rape the women to death and then the priest cuts up the corpse of his concubine and sends it around Israel, thus starting a civil war. I must say, Judges is my favorite book of the Bible.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
Isn't this one of a series? I'm surprised Ferret hasn't posted them all. Now that would really boost traffic.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
Of course he does. What do you have to offer in the way of intellectual discussion?
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
Make your case, Mr Wizard. Do it! NOW! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! NOW!!!!!!!!
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
I understand human psychology.
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
You are only concerned about what I post to do some shake and bait fried flame posting. Post on what I thread up or do not. I don't care one way or the other. Why I get a notion to do one thing or another in a thread ain't your bother in any event. But thanks for sharing anyway. It's so special that you care.
Genesis 19:4-11 Don't you ever get tired of smashing your head agains tthe brick wall of my mind
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
Which is why you live in your wife's basement.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
CHAPTER VI.-PIG AND PEPPER For a minute or two she stood looking at the house, and wondering what to do next, when suddenly a footman in livery came running out of the wood--(she considered him to be a footman because he was in livery: otherwise, judging by his face only, she would have called him a fish)--and rapped loudly at the door with his knuckles. It was opened by another footman in livery, with a round face, and large eyes like a frog; and both footmen, Alice noticed, had powdered hair that curled all over their heads. She felt very curious to know what it was all about, and crept a little way out of the wood to listen. The Fish-Footman began by producing from under his arm a great letter, nearly as large as himself, and this he handed over to the other, saying, in a solemn tone, `For the Duchess. An invitation from the Queen to play croquet.' The Frog-Footman repeated, in the same solemn tone, only changing the order of the words a little, `From the Queen. An invitation for the Duchess to play croquet.' Then they both bowed low, and their curls got entangled together. Alice laughed so much at this, that she had to run back into the wood for fear of their hearing her; and when she next peeped out the Fish-Footman was gone, and the other was sitting on the ground near the door, staring stupidly up into the sky.
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
You have got style, though.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
You would too if you knew my wife. Oh, except for your whole hating women thing I suppose.
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
Actually I'm just substantiating my contention that this forum is a pretty sory place.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
What's a 'sory'?
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
Never could sleep in a basement.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
Radon keeps lunch meat fresh.
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
So does blood.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
When I want a straight-man to enlarge upon my wit and sarcasm, I'll ask for one.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
So you agree that radon acts as a preservative regarding aforementioned product(s)?
sometimes there just aren't enough belgians
Yes. I recommend it...to you, anyway.
"How legitimate is the Onion as a source?"----noone222
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#2. To: Redheadedstranger (#1)
#3. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
#4. To: lodwick (#3)
#5. To: Redheadedstranger (#1)
Yes, this is the kind of article that keeps the 4um going
#6. To: lodwick (#3)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#7. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
#8. To: who knows what evil (#6)
#9. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
#10. To: Dakmar (#7)
#11. To: Redheadedstranger (#1)
Yes, this is the kind of article that keeps the 4um going.
#12. To: Brian S (#11)
#13. To: Dakmar (#7)
Was it Lot that sent out his daughter to a man-rape crazed crowd to spare his male guest their intrusion?
#14. To: Dakmar (#10)
You're confusing the incest in Genisis with the gang-rape in the book of Judges.
#15. To: SmokinOPs, redheadedwhatever (#13)
Genesis - Ch. 19
#16. To: Dakmar (#8)
The title alone should have been a clue.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#17. To: who knows what evil (#16)
#18. To: Redheadedstranger, Ferret Mike (#1)
#19. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.
#20. To: Dakmar (#17)
That's hardly management's fault then, is it? Is it? :)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#21. To: Destro (#18)
"As for Ferret Mike - he is a self professed goddess worshiper and thinks this looks divine"
#22. To: Destro (#18)
#23. To: Dakmar, SmokinOPs (#15)
#24. To: Destro, Ferret (#18)
This satirical article has been out for a while
#25. To: Dakmar (#22)
Do you still have me on bozo, boyo?
#26. To: Redheadedstranger (#23)
Lot offered his daughters, but they weren't taken.
#27. To: Redheadedstranger (#25)
#28. To: Redheadedstranger (#24)
"Isn't this one of a series? I'm surprised Ferret hasn't posted them all. Now that would really boost traffic."
#29. To: Dakmar (#26)
But before they lay down, the men of the city, [even] the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter: And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where [are] the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him, And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly. Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as [is] good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. And they said, Stand back. And they said [again], This one [fellow] came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, [even] Lot, and came near to break the door. But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door. And they smote the men that [were] at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.
#30. To: Dakmar (#27)
I understand human psychology.
#31. To: Redheadedstranger (#29)
#32. To: Dakmar (#31)
#33. To: Redheadedstranger (#30)
Which is why you live in your wife's basement.
#34. To: Ferret Mike (#28)
#35. To: Redheadedstranger (#34)
sory
#36. To: Dakmar (#33)
You would too if you knew my wife.
#37. To: Redheadedstranger (#36)
#38. To: Dakmar (#37)
#39. To: Esso (#14)
#40. To: Redheadedstranger (#38)
#41. To: Dakmar (#40)
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