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Title: Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will
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Published: Jan 30, 2007
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Post Date: 2007-01-30 18:15:39 by Ferret Mike
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Views: 1821
Comments: 67
Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage. You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will. “I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.” This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female. In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4) “Isn’t anal sex dirty?” The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner. Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier “If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?” This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk. Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night. Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.
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#1. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
Yes, this is the kind of article that keeps the 4um going.
This satirical article has been out for a while - I imagine the comedy arises from a confused Evangelical who may take it seriously. As for Ferret Mike - he is a self professed goddess worshiper and thinks this looks divine:
Isn't this one of a series? I'm surprised Ferret hasn't posted them all. Now that would really boost traffic.
You are only concerned about what I post to do some shake and bait fried flame posting. Post on what I thread up or do not. I don't care one way or the other. Why I get a notion to do one thing or another in a thread ain't your bother in any event. But thanks for sharing anyway. It's so special that you care.
Actually I'm just substantiating my contention that this forum is a pretty sory place.
Oh I see. You have a beef so you are trying to prove there is no beef to 4UM. You do this driven by a very high opinion of yourself. But putting others down to build you up is not an intelligent undertaking. Think this is indicative of your opinion being somewhat overblown? I do.
Uh...how do you figure that, ferret? What's my ego got to do with this forum's lousy content?
Your opinion on the content is subjective. You are motivated to put it down because you are continually compelled to utter affirmations of your esteemed superiority of the 'mere mortals' around you in every way. You claim this forum is low brow and you can tell, because 'you are so incredibly formitable and smart.' This is not convincing. A legend in his own mind's tearing others down to build himself up is all I see here with you. You like smelling your own verbal farts in here, but we are hip to the real nastiness to the odor. Our subjective sizing of you up has the weight of numbers behind it. That so many agree on you means more then your opinion on you and the measuring sticks you use to prove it.
I am compelled, but not willingly. Do you think I enjoy the idea that most of my ideological bretheren are morons? "You claim this forum is low brow and you can tell, because 'you are so incredibly formitable and smart.'" Yes, that's what you've said before. So now I'm giving you examples. Do you consider this piece "highbrow," ferret? "A legend in his own mind's tearing others down to build himself up is all I see here with you." What YOU see isn't always what is there. "Our subjective sizing of you up has the weight of numbers behind it." And the majority is always right, isn't it? "That so many agree on you means more then your opinion on you and the measuring sticks you use to prove it." I can be sweet and I can be mean...there's really no point being conciliatory towards the 4um. It isn't going to make me richer or wiser.
At least now he can say he got it up poop chute on an anal sex thread for being a pain in the ass. He should count his blessings, some fuss-budgets never have the luck to be booted with such harmony to the ritual of their 'buh bye.'
#62. To: Ferret Mike (#61)
I am going to try and channel Ponchy now: "Yaarg! ... (vomits pea soup and speaks in drunken, demonic voice) .... I'm really cool and everyone else on this site is stupid!!" (Returns to normal.) So how was that?
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#18. To: Redheadedstranger, Ferret Mike (#1)
#24. To: Destro, Ferret (#18)
This satirical article has been out for a while
#28. To: Redheadedstranger (#24)
"Isn't this one of a series? I'm surprised Ferret hasn't posted them all. Now that would really boost traffic."
#34. To: Ferret Mike (#28)
#42. To: Redheadedstranger (#34)
"I'm just substantiating my contention"
#43. To: Ferret Mike (#42)
You do this driven by a very high opinion of yourself.
#44. To: Redheadedstranger (#43)
"Uh...how do you figure that, ferret? What's my ego got to do with this forum's lousy content?"
#54. To: Ferret Mike (#44)
You are motivated to put it down because you are continually compelled to utter affirmations of your esteemed superiority of the 'mere mortals' around you in every way.
#58. To: Redheadedmuffinman (#54)
Looks like your cosmic muffin has crashed.
#61. To: Minerva (#58)
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