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Title: Freedom4um 7th annual Limerick contest
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Published: Feb 4, 2007
Author: all y'all
Post Date: 2007-02-04 22:23:12 by Starwind
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Good limericks ere things 'o beauty
5 lines that rhyme 'tis your duty
much better than rap
and all that crap
so to the victor goes the booty
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#1. To: All (#0)
There once was a veep named Cheney (Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
Allrightythen.... Let's see some creative, original limericks. None 'o that girl from Thrace (or was it Niger?) stuff....
(Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
Two ladies Christine 'n Zipporah (Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
Badeye discovered a balm, "I gave myself a Hummer. (chuckle)"
Starwind wanted a rhyme, life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Away with the BushCheney regime "First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. Then they fight you. Then you win." --Mahatma K. Gandhi
A poster here bout named Starwind (Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
There once was a man from blue grass So my wife sees the silent KFC superbowl commercial. "Stupid marketers," she says, "half the target audience can't read." There came a Neocon from Texas (Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
lol - don't get me started.
(Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
There was a hot gal named Zipporah
There once was a web wench named Goldi, Yeah, I know baldie doesn't quite rhyme, but I couldn't think of a last line that worked. hehehe
very clever ;)
cute! you're good at this.
cracking up
To make Badeye really chuckle Hmmm... Anyone here know a word I could end this with? A word that rhymes with "chuckle" and "buckle"?
When the Jewish Lobby is out of kilter (Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
Herewith lament we Bible thumpers (Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
So it's a limerick that you want My aunt just told me "you fool, So I think I must pass on this test He sits there all the day posting If writing Limericks Isn't your style Best listen to auntie and rest for a while. Burma Shave
(Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
There was a site owner named chris
lol - I'm outta here before I post something he'll regret.
(Be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves)
This is the only limerick I ever learned (as a child), but I've really enjoyed all the talent on this thread! There was a young lady of Lynn, All wars are fought for money. The Redheadedstranger was here, Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
One I've always remembered from my teens. Was in an Omni magazine from the 70's. Two Martians were out one day hiking "Viking" referring, of course, to the 70's era landing probe sent to Mars. I think a reader won a prize for it.
Badeye was pissed off at war, Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
There was a site sitter named robin :P
glance ... or chance ... ... to rhyme with buckle = suckle
“The First Highest Masonic Council was, as we have already said, formed on 31st May 1801 in Charleston, 33 degrees northern latitude, under the chairmanship of the Jew Isaac Long, who was made inspector general by the Jew Moses Cohen, and who had received his degree from Hyes, from Franken, and the Jew Morin.”
There once was a poster BeAChooser Who called other posters KOOKS! and losers But along came SKYDRIFTER Who told him, "Look Mister!" "Stop lying or I'll marry your sister!"
There once was a man named critter Who was waiting for a magic fish dinner As he sat in his hut In came a beauty with fish and fine stuff Who knew that he'd make a great kisser!
I guess I remember Viking, because I "got it" right away. Very cute.
All wars are fought for money. hahaha! Good morning, thank you very much!
All wars are fought for money. My pleasure----happy I could amuse a decorous lady such as yourself. ;)
so absurd, you're still making me laugh
All wars are fought for money. Okay. Sometimes such contemporary references are lost when something's dug up from old archives and then the entertainment is lost so I thought I'd clarify that for any readers who weren't into space things like I was back then.
You were quite right to do so. It was one of those references I would have marked wrong on a test, but understood in a joke. And one of these days, I may start pretending I'm too young to possibly recall anything so old ;P
All wars are fought for money. Hey, listen: the truth flirts. :P
LOL ;)
Poor BAC! He's probably in tears. Good one.
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Whose breaking of laws were many.
When hunting some quail
his judgement did fail
but his aim was still quite uncanny
#2. To: All (#1)
#3. To: All (#2)
departed other internet fora
and started their own
website to call home
for elves banned in Gloccamora
#4. To: Starwind (#0)
Which helped him achieve inner calm,
He took things in hand,
And hummed on his gland,
But now he has hair on his palm.
#5. To: Starwind (#0)
frankly I don't have time.
Running too late
what a twist of fate
Maybe he'll think this is mine!
#6. To: Starwind (#0)
(Edited)
Good limericks ere things 'o beauty 5 lines that rhyme 'tis your duty much better than rap and all that crap so to the victor goes the booty
Those fukkers, why they're really mean
The Towers they crumbled
But oh, they did stumble
Their schemes are now laid bare and seen.
#7. To: rowdee (#5)
(Edited)
was known for relentless arguin'
over Bibles 'n Jews
or taxes and news
but not silly limerick writin'
#8. To: Starwind, bluegrass (#0)
Not original, but...
Whose balls were made out of brass
And in stormy weather
They clanged together
And lightning shot out of his ass
#9. To: Tauzero (#8)
whose leadership has come to vex us
every budget he busted
in the Fed he has trusted
whose debts will come back to hex us
#10. To: Badeye After Five (#4)
#11. To: Starwind, Zipporah (#0)
Who had all the men wanting more o'
Her enticing ways
And alluring gaze
And other sweet traits a plethora!
#12. To: Starwind (#10)
Whose tunnel of love smelled quite moldy.
The stench made men cry,
So she washed it with lye,
And now all the guys call her Baldie.
Support Ed Brown!
#13. To: Starwind (#7)
#14. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#11)
****SUCK UP ALERT!!!!****
Support Ed Brown!
#15. To: Starwind (#3)
#16. To: Badeye After Five (#4)
#17. To: Badeye After Five (#4)
You first have to undo his buckle
Pull downwards his pants
In his lap bob 'n' dance
And give his tentpole a....
#18. To: christine, Jethro Tull (#16)
don't hide in your bozo filter
the cure for you -
embrace your inner Jew
(and eat more Yiddish fish gefilte)
#19. To: All (#18)
as Rapture Monkey's you lump us,
but with fervent resolve
the world's problems we solve
with stickers upon our bumpers.
#20. To: Starwind (#0)
and with much booty you taunt?
I wish that I could
But I ain't no good
So I think I must go ask my aunt.
Limericks have never been cool
No matter the rhyme
They are never in time
And make you sound like a ghoul".
No hard feelings, it's all for the best
Maybe tomorrow, we'll see.
But I must let things be,
And for this night go climb into my nest.
#21. To: Starwind (#0)
Can't stop his continuous boasting
It is such a bummer
But he does have a hummer
To which he can never stop toasting.
#22. To: Neil McIver (#20)
#23. To: christine, Jethro Tull (#13)
(Edited)
Who seldom took posters amiss
Came a guy "buckeroo"
Such mean stuff did he spew
Said chrissie, "My ass you can kiss!!!"
#24. To: Neil McIver (#21)
#25. To: All, Elliott Jackalope, Arator, Coral Snake (#23)
Who was so exceedingly thin,
That when she essayed
To drink lemonade,
She slipped through the straw, and fell in
~Socrates
#26. To: Starwind (#0)
Smelling of whiskey and beer,
The stanadard old ponchey,
So rude and so raunchy,
'Till Christine made him go disapear.
#27. To: robin (#25)
When they found a plant to their liking
So they sat down for lunch
And started to munch
And signals stopped coming from Viking.
#28. To: Neil McIver (#21)
And saw him as being a bore,
For targeting facts,
And hilarious cracks,
At the world's biggest internet whore
#29. To: robin (#25)
A righteous and red-blooded woman
Hot lymph for her brains
Did course through her veins
And carbaminohemoglobin
#30. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#17)
And give his tentpole a....
#31. To: Starwind, SKYDRIFTER (#2)
#32. To: Starwind, critter (#24)
#33. To: Neil McIver (#27)
~Socrates
#34. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#29)
~Socrates
#35. To: robin (#34)
hahaha! Good morning, thank you very much!
#36. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#35)
~Socrates
#37. To: robin (#33)
I guess I remember Viking, because I "got it" right away. Very cute.
#38. To: Neil McIver (#37)
~Socrates
#39. To: Critter, Zipporah (#14)
****SUCK UP ALERT!!!!****
#40. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#39)
Hey, listen: the truth flirts.
#41. To: Diana (#31)
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