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Title: Freedom4um 7th annual Limerick contest
Source: y'all
URL Source: [None]
Published: Feb 4, 2007
Author: all y'all
Post Date: 2007-02-04 22:23:12 by Starwind
Keywords: None
Views: 427
Comments: 44

Good limericks ere things 'o beauty
5 lines that rhyme 'tis your duty
much better than rap
and all that crap
so to the victor goes the booty

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#5. To: Starwind (#0)

Starwind wanted a rhyme,
frankly I don't have time.
Running too late
what a twist of fate
Maybe he'll think this is mine!

rowdee  posted on  2007-02-04   22:59:52 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: rowdee (#5) (Edited)

A poster here bout named Starwind
was known for relentless arguin'
over Bibles 'n Jews
or taxes and news
but not silly limerick writin'

Starwind  posted on  2007-02-04   23:15:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Starwind (#7)

very clever ;)

christine  posted on  2007-02-04   23:49:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: christine, Jethro Tull (#13) (Edited)

There was a site owner named chris
Who seldom took posters amiss
Came a guy "buckeroo"
Such mean stuff did he spew
Said chrissie, "My ass you can kiss!!!"

Peetie Wheatstraw  posted on  2007-02-05   1:06:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: All, Elliott Jackalope, Arator, Coral Snake (#23)

This is the only limerick I ever learned (as a child), but I've really enjoyed all the talent on this thread!

There was a young lady of Lynn,
Who was so exceedingly thin,
That when she essayed
To drink lemonade,
She slipped through the straw, and fell in

robin  posted on  2007-02-05   1:10:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: robin (#25)

One I've always remembered from my teens. Was in an Omni magazine from the 70's.

Two Martians were out one day hiking
When they found a plant to their liking
So they sat down for lunch
And started to munch
And signals stopped coming from Viking.

"Viking" referring, of course, to the 70's era landing probe sent to Mars. I think a reader won a prize for it.

Neil McIver  posted on  2007-02-05   1:23:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Neil McIver (#27)

I guess I remember Viking, because I "got it" right away. Very cute.

robin  posted on  2007-02-05   11:48:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#37. To: robin (#33)

I guess I remember Viking, because I "got it" right away. Very cute.

Okay. Sometimes such contemporary references are lost when something's dug up from old archives and then the entertainment is lost so I thought I'd clarify that for any readers who weren't into space things like I was back then.

Neil McIver  posted on  2007-02-05 12:05:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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