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Title: Freedom4um 7th annual Limerick contest
Source: y'all
URL Source: [None]
Published: Feb 4, 2007
Author: all y'all
Post Date: 2007-02-04 22:23:12 by Starwind
Keywords: None
Views: 415
Comments: 44

Good limericks ere things 'o beauty
5 lines that rhyme 'tis your duty
much better than rap
and all that crap
so to the victor goes the booty

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#1. To: All (#0)

There once was a veep named Cheney
Whose breaking of laws were many.
When hunting some quail
his judgement did fail
but his aim was still quite uncanny

Starwind  posted on  2007-02-04   22:24:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Allrightythen....

Let's see some creative, original limericks.

None 'o that girl from Thrace (or was it Niger?) stuff....

Starwind  posted on  2007-02-04   22:26:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

There once was a poster BeAChooser

Who called other posters KOOKS! and losers

But along came SKYDRIFTER

Who told him, "Look Mister!"

"Stop lying or I'll marry your sister!"

Diana  posted on  2007-02-05   6:21:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

"Stop lying or I'll marry your sister!"

Now there's a threat.

tom007  posted on  2007-02-05   22:49:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#44. To: tom007 (#43)

Of all the limericks I've ever read, the one I remember best is this one, which I dedicate to the Bush Groupie/Witches' Coven over at FR:

There was a young lady of Dallas
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And part of her ass in Nogales

:P

Peetie Wheatstraw  posted on  2007-02-06 01:37:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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