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Title: My Cousin In Law's Account of a Dick Cheney Hunt in Louisiana
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Published: Feb 5, 2007
Author: tom007
Post Date: 2007-02-05 21:56:22 by tom007
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OK - IHave been meaning to about this ever since my CIL related it too me. I had read about a report of Cheney using heliocopters to "herd" birds to his guns, I really cannot remember where, but I wrote it off as political fantasy, similar to an "Onion" account. Well, just about one year ago my father in law died, and we made the sad trip to Lake Charles for the undertakings. In the days that followed, I met up with my cousin in law, Charley, who I had heard of before but prolly never met, unless in passing at a wedding or such. We got to enjoy each others company during the rituals, tho we are not too alike. Charley is a redneck and proud of it. Even my fourteen year old son recognized it. I loaned him a jacket to wear to the funeral (no I gave it to him), and I believe he said it was the first sport jacket he had ever worn. (Lake Charles is about as hot as Hades, so that is not too surprising. But I did say he was a redneck? - Yes - a great redneck. To prove it he paid $4000 to have his huge Ford 250 truck painted in a glossy cammo that has to be seen to believed. Charley owns a hunting resort outside of LC, where he has some acreage and breed s pheasent and a bunch of other birds, deer, pigs, Heck I don't know what else, but that is what he does. Folks come and pay his $$$ to hunt the animals on his property. Well we were all sitting around the back pourch, and (I don't remember how the subject broached) but this is his Dick Cheney story. Remember this person is so totally without guile and politically naive to a degree I can hardly stress. He was guiding a bird hunt on his property with some of his clients when one or several heliocopters (I cannot remember so I'll just say one) came flying low and slow over his property. Before them went clouds of birds. The chopper was herding birds off his property. Well this dismayed his paying clients and pissed off Charley the red neck, duh. So Charley gets in his truck and goes over the the other camp where the birds are being herded. In he goes as I am sure he knows the owners. He is stopped by the US Secret Service, and is told that Cheney and friends are hunting. No they were killing. Charley says, and I do believe him, he saw Cheney with a mound of dead birds four to five feet high, and the chopper was still at work scareing the birds to the VPOTUS. He told them they were taking his birds and wrecking his livelyhood. They told his to screw off. What could he do? That is my relative from Lake Charles, Louisiana, who is as honest and straight shooting as they come. I cannot and do not believe he made up any of it.
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#1. To: All, skydrifter, wbales, swarthy guy, deacon benjamen, indrid cold, robin, christine, zipporah, red jones, brian s, tommythemadartist, ferret mike, diana (#0)
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How in the hell could you, or Chuck, make up a story like this? If you'll forgive me, coon-asses live stories - they don't have to make them up. (And I have friends and relatives down in Metarie.)
what a sick sick evil man.
Just a thought - pity it wasn't lawyers/and/or congress-critters.
I wouldn't, he couldn't.
And the problem is what, exactly. You begrudging the VICE PRESIDENT of this country DICK CHENEY a couple or five dozen birds that came off of Charley's property. Hell, if Charley can't afford a hundred or so birds to contribute to the VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY, what the hell kind of business is he running? I mean, so what the secret service stole a couple hundred birds. I mean, they're for DICK CHENEY, right? We want the VICE PRESIDENT to feel manly and successful and hell, he got the helicopters and guns and secret service, so fuck Charley, anyway. Never heard of eminent domain?
"First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. Then they fight you. Then you win." --Mahatma K. Gandhi
Yeh, you are right I dunno what I was thinking. Gotta go work on the taxes, later.
Cheney once said he likes to hunt to "blow off stress". Makes me wonder what other things he likes to do to blow off stress.
Remember how you fretted about the thought crime thingie that strange threat law puts us through in it's unc9onstitutional manner? Apparently some at LP just have little in the way of inhabitions. ;-D By God I hope one day Jenna and Barbara Bush would be savagely raped and beaten by an illegal alien Mexican, that Cheney's future grandchild be mercilessly tortured and killed by a Salvatrucha. Then, maybe then, the politicians would do something. fogarty posted on 2007-02-05 20:02:07 ET http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi? ArtNum=175731#C14
Jeff Dalmer only killed ten or fifteen people. Maybe he ate em I dunno. I am not buying "jeff Dalmer Beef Jerky" I can tell you that. Cheney makes Jeff look like a candidate for a "Sheriff of the year" award.
What a brutal pig - he takes slaughter of the defenseless for sport to a new ignominious level. He is truly a despicable man.
laughing...fogarty just slipped through the cracks on that one. :P
doesn't he? i want him to get what's coming to him and i want to see it.
WHO KNEW?? THEY WERE RIGHT. Even a broken watch is right once a day! JustUsealittleBrainPower posted on 2007-02-05 20:38:02 ET Not only that, brainie needs to know a broke watch is right twice a day. It would be right only once if it had a 24 hour dial. They are really kookin out over there lately. ;-)
fogarty posted on 2007-02-05 20:02:07 ET Holy Shit!!! Excuse my langauge! I know they say there are crazy people on the internet but this is unbelievable! Talk about punishing someone by DNA, those girls and children of other policians aren't their parents, and do not choose their parents, and often do not agree with their parents. This is sociopathic. I suspect this poster would enjoy doing those evil deeds himself if given the chance.
Not only that, Goldi will not see this, and even if she did probably would not remove it she is so dingy. She should, this is getting around. I mean I didn't find this, http://ClownPosse.org did and I copied it from there. ;-)
And look how he says, "By God I hope one of these days Barbara and Jenna Bush..." He's probably one of those "good" Christians. I swear as time goes on a lot of these Christians make me really nervous. Their god tells them to rape, torture and kill. I want nothing to do with that kind of a god or the people that worship it.
Exactly. Worse yet he probably sits there and imagines this stuff in graphic detail and gets a nut from doing so.
That is my take. And I can guess who paid for the $2000/hour choppers to herd the birds for him.
Do what any good red neck would do...grab a rifle and shoot the damn chopper outta the sky.
I bet you had to look that up in a dictionary to spell it correctly.
I am pretty sure that's what his first response was. We all know Charley. And we all want him around when the lights go out or when the cow gets sick etc.
No telling how many helicopters Cheney shot.
Israel is getting US into WWIII.
#2. To: tom007 (#0)
#3. To: tom007 (#0)
He is stopped by the US Secret Service, and is told that Cheney and friends are hunting. No they were killing. Charley says, and I do believe him, he saw Cheney with a mound of dead birds four to five feet high, and the chopper was still at work scareing the birds to the VPOTUS.
#4. To: tom007, christine, all (#1)
...he saw Cheney with a mound of dead birds four to five feet high...
#5. To: lodwick (#2)
How in the hell could you, or Chuck, make up a story like this?
#6. To: tom007 (#0)
#7. To: angle (#6)
I mean, they're for DICK CHENEY, right? We want the VICE PRESIDENT to feel manly and successful and hell, he got the helicopters and guns and secret service, so fuck Charley, anyway.
#8. To: tom007 (#0)
#9. To: lodwick, christine (#2)
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22. To: Joe Hadenuf, All (#14)
The way to change the politician's minds is if their own children are raped or beaten.
#10. To: Diana (#8)
Makes me wonder what other things he likes to do to blow off stress.
#11. To: tom007 (#0)
#12. To: Ferret Mike (#9)
#13. To: scrapper2 (#11)
he takes slaughter of the defenseless for sport to a new ignominious level.
#14. To: christine (#12)
52. To: liberator (#47)
#15. To: Ferret Mike, christine (#9)
By God I hope one day Jenna and Barbara Bush would be savagely raped and beaten by an illegal alien Mexican, that Cheney's future grandchild be mercilessly tortured and killed by a Salvatrucha. Then, maybe then, the politicians would do something.
#16. To: Diana (#15)
#17. To: Ferret Mike (#16)
#18. To: Diana (#17)
"He's probably one of those "good" Christians. I swear as time goes on a lot of these Christians make me really nervous. Their god tells them to rape, torture and kill. I want nothing to do with that kind of a god or the people that worship it."
#19. To: scrapper2 (#11)
He is truly a despicable man.
#20. To: tom007 (#0)
They told his to screw off. What could he do?
#21. To: Diana (#15)
Holy Shit!!! Excuse my langauge!
#22. To: Splitends (#20)
Do what any good red neck would do...grab a rifle and shoot the damn chopper outta the sky.
#23. To: tom007 (#0)
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