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Title: Mike Jones responds to Ted Haggard's announcement of his heterosexuality
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URL Source: http://pageoneq.com/news/2006/haggard020706.html
Published: Feb 7, 2007
Author: David Edwards and Michael Rogers
Post Date: 2007-02-07 11:29:29 by Zipporah
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Mike Jones responds to Ted Haggard's announcement of his heterosexuality by David Edwards and Michael Rogers In response to Haggard's statement, Jones giggled and responded "Well, that's the quickest therapy I've ever heard of. It's hard for me to imagine someone who is performing oral sex and saying that he is 'straight.' That just doesn't jive." If you were to ask me 'Do I think is Ted haggard gay?' I would have to say 'yes'," he added. In response to one of Haggard's counselor's claims that Haggard's activities were not a "constant thing," Jones explained that he could only speak to the time he spent with Haggard and that had an ongoing sexual relationship with the minister and that their time together "indicated a gay man to me." Jones also shared that he had heard from two other individuals that claimed they had encounters with Haggard. Those accusers, Jones asserted, have chosen to remain anonymous for fear of losing their jobs. When asked why he decided to expose Haggard, Jones said he was "tormented" over the decision, but that the "hypocrisy was so strong and evident that I just could not sit by any longer." 
The prostitute who first exposed Evangelical minister Ted Haggard as a closeted gay man and crystal meth user has responded to Haggard's claim that he has successfully completed three weeks of "ex-gay" counseling.
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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)
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Of course Haggard is cured. All that is involved is making sure your voter registration is Republican and that you have an account on FreeRepublic. Once your Republican credentials are established, you can chew willies to your hearts content. It isn't queer when Republicans do it. How many times to I have to tell you guys that? The ban only applies to liberals. Ask Badeye if you don't believe me.
laughing..i have to say, haggard looks as gay as any gay man i've ever seen.
#4. To: christine (#3)
Imagine him dressed as Liberace....fits, doesn't it?
I don't give a damn who is gay or isn't as it is such an inconsequential aspect of being human that says nothing bad about a person. This pretentiousness Haggard reveled in however shows graphically how reflexively and unconciously fundies lie to take care of those bothersome contridictions between what they verbally belch and what they do. Haggard is still gay, and they are more concerned with damage control and image polishing then anything else. One would have to be a fool to believe otherwise.
"He's straight and he can prove it!" Dawggy says, in a loud, manly voice! "Right on Brother puppy!" Haggards says, confidently. "Let's get Ted to massage Jones and I guarantee you that Ted won't be aroused in the slightest!" says dawggy... "Uh, hold on there, puppy..." Haggard says, as he struggles to control his big, throbbing....heart!
This has gotta be hard for even the notoriously stupid and easy mark evangelicals to swallow. Goes away to some "clinic" or whatever- and two weeks later announces he is "straight"? I guess if you buy into rapture nutterism you will buy most anything one of these silk suited- gold pinky ringed coiffed conmen "preachers" tells you- but damn- you gotta think somewhere inside these people there is a nagging feeling that this ain't quite right.
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#3. To: Trace21231 (#1)
Of course Haggard is cured. All that is involved is making sure your voter registration is Republican and that you have an account on FreeRepublic. Once your Republican credentials are established, you can chew willies to your hearts content. It isn't queer when Republicans do it. How many times to I have to tell you guys that?
Replies to Comment # 3. laughing..i have to say, haggard looks as gay as any gay man i've ever seen.
#5. To: christine (#3)
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laughing..i have to say, haggard looks as gay as any gay man i've ever seen.
#10. To: christine (#3)
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