YertleTurtle, also known by his given name of Bob Wallace is a rather dim-witted writer, formerly employed by http://LewRockwell.com as a comic writer. Being a un-educated and rather boring hack, Yertle was forced to suppliment his earnings as a columnist by working as a carpenter. One day in 2003, as he was working on the framing of a new house, his ladder collapsed under him, and he fell to the ground, heavily. As he fell, a co-worker on the roof above him dropped his hammer. The hammer landed on the prostrate Yertle's head, stunning him. As he arose from his stupor, a single, sudden thought entered his mind, a single thought that would change his life: "Death to all Semites!" Yertle did not hate the Jews. Yertle did not hate the Arabs. Rather, he found himself despising all of Abraham's towel-headed, talmud-clutching descendents. Yertle's anti-semitism got him kicked out of the libertarian movement, his girlfriend's house and http://Freerepublic.com His days of being a second-rate humorist on http://LewRockwell.com were over. Yet Yertle did not despair. He moved on to his new home at http://Freedum4um.com Nowadays he spends his time listening to classic rock, posting his own articles on the 4um and playing with himself.
Poster Comment:
I occasionally read Speakeasy and rarely post there. It turns out the place has a fake Wikipedia site, which someone used to write profiles of all the members of Speakeasy. I recently found mine. I have no idea who wrote it.