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Title: YertleTurtle's profile at Speakeasy
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Speakeasy
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Published: Feb 10, 2007
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Post Date: 2007-02-10 20:58:21 by YertleTurtle
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Comments: 9
YertleTurtle, also known by his given name of Bob Wallace is a rather dim-witted writer, formerly employed by http://LewRockwell.com as a comic writer. Being a un-educated and rather boring hack, Yertle was forced to suppliment his earnings as a columnist by working as a carpenter. One day in 2003, as he was working on the framing of a new house, his ladder collapsed under him, and he fell to the ground, heavily. As he fell, a co-worker on the roof above him dropped his hammer. The hammer landed on the prostrate Yertle's head, stunning him. As he arose from his stupor, a single, sudden thought entered his mind, a single thought that would change his life: "Death to all Semites!" Yertle did not hate the Jews. Yertle did not hate the Arabs. Rather, he found himself despising all of Abraham's towel-headed, talmud-clutching descendents. Yertle's anti-semitism got him kicked out of the libertarian movement, his girlfriend's house and http://Freerepublic.com His days of being a second-rate humorist on http://LewRockwell.com were over. Yet Yertle did not despair. He moved on to his new home at http://Freedum4um.com Nowadays he spends his time listening to classic rock, posting his own articles on the 4um and playing with himself.
Poster Comment: I occasionally read Speakeasy and rarely post there. It turns out the place has a fake Wikipedia site, which someone used to write profiles of all the members of Speakeasy. I recently found mine. I have no idea who wrote it.
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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
it's written by one who is obsessed with all things 4um. ;)
Pretty halarious, Yert. Wasn't me. I recall when I did a google search on tom 008 (my LP name) - never did that again. And don't think that's me either.
Best wishes with both ventures - keep it up.
This has the sticky fingers of Con Op all over it. Poor old sot; its sad getting both old and friendless simultaneously.
Best wishes with both ventures - keep it up. Actually there are three!
"We become what we behold. We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us." -- Marshall McLuhan, after Alexander Pope and William Blake.
I don't remember you ever being tom 008, but maybe you are fooling again.
I was supporting the active, not passive, endeavors - but, best wishes in everything yertle these crazy days.
Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers clutching shabby clothes. ;-)
"We become what we behold. We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us." -- Marshall McLuhan, after Alexander Pope and William Blake.
One in the same :)
on the 4um
#2. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
occasionally read Speakeasy and rarely post there. It turns out the place has a fake Wikipedia site, which someone used to write profiles of all the members of Speakeasy. I recently found mine. I have no idea who wrote it.
#3. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
Nowadays he spends his time listening to classic rock, posting his own articles on the 4um and playing with himself.
#4. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
I recently found mine. I have no idea who wrote it.
#5. To: lodwick (#3)
Nowadays he spends his time listening to classic rock, posting his own articles on the 4um and playing with himself.
#6. To: tom007 (#2)
I recall when I did a google search on tom 008 (my LP name) -
#7. To: YertleTurtle (#5)
Actually there are three!
#8. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
Poor old sot
#9. To: YertleTurtle (#8)
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