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Title: Redneck Haiku
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Published: Feb 25, 2007
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Post Date: 2007-02-25 10:14:54 by YertleTurtle
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Comments: 7

Wedding night fireworks

as Flo's ex-husband threatens

to bring back the kids.

Go to the dentist?

Grandpa went once, and now look.

He has no teeth left.

Turkey fryer bought

from cable shopping channel

burns down trailer park.

Betty Lou surprised

to learn you can get pregnant

in church parking lot.

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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

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While it would be cheating to look up the thousands of redneck haiku on the Net, there is one that I think stands out.

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you're my cousin

© 1999 DAVID BURGE

AGAviator  posted on  2007-02-25   10:23:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I can't figure out the rules.

Diana  posted on  2007-02-25   10:45:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I like this one:

BEAUTY

Naked in repose

Silvery silhouette girls

Adorn my mudflaps

Diana  posted on  2007-02-25   10:47:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I like this one too:

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger

Grandma sent grocery money

To Jimmy Swaggart

***

I think I see how it's done now.

Diana  posted on  2007-02-25   10:50:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

First line, five syllables.

Second line, seven.

Third line, five.

"We become what we behold. We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us." -- Marshall McLuhan, after Alexander Pope and William Blake.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2007-02-25   15:15:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The rules of haiku:

Five, seven and five.
Why this exact count? Beats me.
Japs thought this crap up.

Gold and silver are real money, paper is but a promise.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2007-02-25   15:49:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Diana asks this:

What are the rules of haiku?

This: five, seven, five.

"We become what we behold. We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us." -- Marshall McLuhan, after Alexander Pope and William Blake.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2007-02-25   20:23:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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