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Title: Redneck Haiku
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Published: Feb 25, 2007
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2007-02-25 10:14:54 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: None
Views: 553
Comments: 7

Wedding night fireworks

as Flo's ex-husband threatens

to bring back the kids.

Go to the dentist?

Grandpa went once, and now look.

He has no teeth left.

Turkey fryer bought

from cable shopping channel

burns down trailer park.

Betty Lou surprised

to learn you can get pregnant

in church parking lot.

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#2. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

I can't figure out the rules.

Diana  posted on  2007-02-25   10:45:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

First line, five syllables.

Second line, seven.

Third line, five.

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