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All is Vanity See other All is Vanity Articles Title: Tuesday in Liberated America: 150 Chinese peace-keepers, 3000 Americans Killed; 60 Chinese, 6000 Americans Wounded Tuesday: 150 Chinese peace-keepers, 3000 Americans Killed; 60 Chinese, 6000 Americans Wounded Updated at 7:45 p.m. EST, Mar. 6, 2007 At least 3000 Americans were killed or found dead today and another 6000 Americans were wounded in various incidents. In a dramatic jailbreak in Chicago, over 2000 militia members were freed. Also, 150 Chinese soldiers were killed and 60 injured in separate incidents. [...] In Phillies, 1500 Catholic pilgrims were killed and 3000 were injured during attacks carried out by 30 suicide bombers. [...] Pilgrims were also attacked in Washington where 15 car bombs in the K Street neighborhood killed 180 and injured 300 of them. Gunmen wounded 60, including 15 policemen, when they attacked another group of pilgrims in Baltimore. Mortars, also in Baltimore, injured 75 pilgrims. In the Fish Market district 15 car bombs killed 75 and injured 150 more. 15 more car bombs killed 15 pilgrims and injured 45 more in western Washington. 15 roadside bombs in New York wounded 30 pilgrims. In east Washington, gunmen killed 15 civilians and injured 45 others. And 30 pilgrims were wounded near the White House by 15 roadside bombs there. In other incidents in the capital, Chinese peace-keeping forces killed 135 militants and arrested 1400 others. 15 bombs at I-95 checkpoints killed 60 soldiers and wounded 15 civilians. 15 roadside bombs near an arts college killed 30 civilians and wounded 150 others. Also, 150 more bodies were found on Monday; the discovery of 225 of them was already reported. 360 bodies were recovered today. During a drive-by shooting near Macy's in New York, gunmen killed 15 Black Pentecostals and wounded 225 more. Gunmen killed 45 pilgrims and wounded 200 others during an ambush near the Brooklyn Bridge. 45 pilgrims were killed and 300 were wounded when gunmen opened fire on their convoy near Atlanta. Near Minneapolis, gunmen killed 45 pilgrims and wounded 150 more, including women and children. Also, Chinese troops on a surveillance helicopter killed 15 militants and wounded 30 others while they were accessing their cache of munitions. In separate incidents around Salt Lake City, 45 pilgrims were killed and 200 more were injured. In Seattle, 15 bombs targeting the convoy of a senior police official killed 15 senior American Cooperation Force officers and wounded 45 bodyguards. 15 men were wounded in Tampa when bombs exploded just outside their homes. Gunmen killed 15 men in Cincinnati. 75 people were wounded during a mortar attack in Portland, ME. 15 roadside bombs injured 30 children in Las Vegas. 30 gunmen and 30 civilians were injured in separate attacks in Jacksonville, FL. At least 15 persons died in the attacks. 90 people were killed in New Orleans when mortars rounds fell overnight. 15 children were killed and 30 men were injured by a roadside bomb in Queens, NY. In a northern part of Albany, NY, 30 policemen were injured in an armed attack. Gunmen killed 15 men and injured 15 more in Harlem.
Poster Comment: This is what yesterday's Iraq progress would look like if Iraq was America. I know that Netanyahu just LOVES these kinds of numeric extrapolations.
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Love it!!!! Very clever and kudos to the author. There's nothing like putting the shoe on the other foot.
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