this is an actual board game: http://www.feelsafethegame.com/ Welcome to the Department of Homeland Security shell game. Hand over your Rights and the DHS will protect you from the bad guys. Although the Department of Homeland Security cannot actually protect you from terrorists and random acts of violence, they sure can make it look like they’re doing something (or, in the face of hurricane Katrina, maybe not). A façade of security so you can feel safe (without actually being safe).
Feel Safe, The Game of Homeland Security is a satirical board game in which players start off with ten Rights (as per the Bill of Rights) and must exchange those Rights for perceived security and safety, the first player to lose or give away all of their Rights (in the name of national security) wins the game.
Object: There are 10 “inalienable” Rights which all United States citizens have as enshrined in the Bill of Rights – the first ten Amendments to the Constitution. The first player to lose all of their Rights -- for the good of National Security -- is the winner. Give up your Rights and you'll be safe from the bad guys, at least that's what the pundits and politicians tell us.
Play: This is a simple "roll and move" style game. Each player starts off in a different Homeland Security Field Office, then just roll the die and the space you land on dictates what happens. Simple.
For Example:
If you land on a FEEL SAFE space, pick a card and do what it says ...
If it's a Terror Alert all players must rush to the center of the board to the Bill of Rights Bonfire to zealously toss their Rights away and let them burn in order to feel safe.
The first player to lose all of their Rights wins the game!
http://www.feelsafethegame.com/