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Title: DHS has plan for new HQ in lunatic asylum
Source: UPI
URL Source: http://www.upi.com/SecurityTerroris ... _asylum/20070319-071725-9571r/
Published: Mar 20, 2007
Author: staff
Post Date: 2007-03-25 16:41:59 by Eoghan
Keywords: None
Views: 74
Comments: 3

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is setting up its new HQ in a former lunatic asylum.

The DHS says it will consolidate most of the 60 offices it has across the Washington, D.C. region into a single new headquarters building.

The $3 billion move will begin in 2011, according to a plan prepared by the DHS, once a new building is ready in the grounds of the former mental hospital, St. Elizabeth's.

The U.S. Coast Guard will be the first element of the DHS to move into the new building in 2011, department Spokesman Larry Orluskie told United Press International.

The DHS's headquarters functions will follow in 2013, and the other components slated for centralization will move in after that.

Orluskie said that the U.S. Secret Service, the biometric system for tracking foreign visitors called U.S.-VISIT, the new Domestic Nuclear Detection Office, the Office of the Inspector General, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services and the DHS Science and Technology Directorate will probably remain in their current locations.

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#1. To: Eoghan (#0)

Very fitting, or is this a new dual-purpose KGB type of HQ, where citizens are declared insane and then locked up?

"The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes nor between parties either — but right through the human heart." — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

robin  posted on  2007-03-25   16:51:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Eoghan, robin (#0)

department Spokesman Larry Orluskie

This DHS spokesman gets to say the funniest things in his job - not only the looney bin HQ announcement but also:

http://www.tpmmuc kraker.com/archives/cats/brent_wilkes/

"DHS Defends Award for Scandal Limo Company; Contract Was "Completely Up-and-Up" By Justin Rood - May 5, 2006, 10:57 AM

Responding to a query I made yesterday to the department, Homeland Security spokesman Larry Orluskie emailed me to confirm his department did in fact present a "recognition award" to Shirlington Limo in April 2005. The company has flirted with bankruptcy, had its federal licensing revoked, and is run by a longtime felon. It is currently being investigated for allegedly transporting prostitutes and lawmakers to parties hosted by alleged Congress-briber Brent Wilkes.

"Shirlington Limousine and Transportation was recognized for their prompt and courteous service to DHS Headquarters employees in the form of shuttle service and sedan drivers," he wrote.

"Regardless of the criticisms on blogs and slanted reports, this contractor is delivering a much needed service to this department with utmost professionalism, and the contract solicitation and award was completely up-and- up in accordance with the Federal Acquisition Regulation."

scrapper2  posted on  2007-03-25   17:02:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: scrapper2 (#2)

It sounds like something from Comedy Central.

"The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes nor between parties either — but right through the human heart." — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

robin  posted on  2007-03-25   17:07:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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