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Title: Today's Quiz: If Bush Was a Biblical Plague, Which One Would Bush Be?
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Published: Mar 30, 2007
Author: Me, Me, Me
Post Date: 2007-03-30 08:20:56 by a vast rightwing conspirator
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For diversity sake, in no particular plague fits, you may choose a combination or make up your own. The First Plague (Exodus 7:14-24) All of the water in Egypt - right from water already in buckets and jars, to ponds, canals, streams, even the Nile River - turned to blood. Then all of the fish of the river died, causing a terrible stench. The Second Plague (Exodus 8:1-15) Frogs miraculously multiplied in number, so many that the land was infested with the normally aquatic creatures. Even people's houses had them inside. The Third Plague (Exodus 8:16-19) Vast swarms of gnats tormented people and animals. The Fourth Plague (Exodus 8:20-32) Vast swarms of flies through the land, spreading disease. The Fifth Plague (Exodus 9:1-7) Disease on the livestock - horses, donkeys, camels, cattle, sheep and goats - but those of the Israelites were unharmed. The Sixth Plague (Exodus 9:8-12) Festering boils on people and animals through the land. The Seventh Plague (Exodus 9:13-35) Powerful hail storms that destroyed the standing crops. The hail stones were so big that any people or animals caught outside in the storm were killed. The Eighth Plague (Exodus 10:1-20) Locusts in such great numbers that the ground was covered with them. They devoured everything that survived the hail storm. The Ninth Plague (Exodus 10:21-29) Darkness over the entire land for three days - but the Israelites had light in Goshen. The Tenth Plague (Exodus 11:1-10, 12:1-42) Death of the firstborn. The Passover. Pharaoh let the Israelites go. The Wilderness Journey began.
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#1. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
Death of the firstborn. This has already occurred, but it was Daddy-O and Barbie Bush that suffered it !
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
Barbara Bush herself may be the offspring of a demon. Her spawn, aka the moron in the White House, is of dubious, if not blemished, origins. http://goldismoney.info/forums/archive/index.php/t-42297.html
Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think.
But no one is leaving America! (thanks for the neat list of plague references)
"The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes nor between parties either — but right through the human heart." — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Festering boils on people and animals through the land. I think festring boils best describes Bush.
Darkness over the entire land for three days - but the Israelites had light in Goshen. Well, since Bush and his criminal clan are destroying our civil rights, attacking science, and leaving our international reputation in tatters, I'd say darkness over the entire land of America is pretty well established. But of course, the Israelites are doing okay...
It is not a Justice System. It is just a system.
Obviously, it's Deuteronomy 20:11 "And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee."
Her hair is soft and her eyes are oh so blue Locusts in such great numbers that the ground was covered with them this one is the most apropos to me--devouring everything that survived the hail storm.
I don't know. The company just gave me my new Thinkpad. It's now made by a Chinese company. The old T machines, made by IBM, were a pleasure to use. This one is a piece of crap.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
I know it's not a plague but I really like: (Revelation 2:8-9 KJV) These things saith the first and the last, which was dead, and is alive; I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, but thou art rich and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan."
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, Bush is President
Rev 3:9 "I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars—I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you."
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, Bush is President
This one: Law Enforcement Against Prohibition All of the water in Egypt - right from water already in buckets and jars, to ponds, canals, streams, even the Nile River - turned to blood. Then all of the fish of the river died, causing a terrible stench. That one.
The Tenth Plague (Exodus 11:1-10, 12:1-42)
#2. To: noone222 (#1)
#3. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
#4. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
The Sixth Plague (Exodus 9:8-12)
#5. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
The Ninth Plague (Exodus 10:21-29)
#6. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
She's all the things a girl should be,
but she's not Jew. -- Elvis "The Kike" Lerner
#7. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
The Eighth Plague (Exodus 10:1-20)
#8. To: christine (#7)
#9. To: christine, bluedogtxn, a vast rightwing conspirator (#7)
#10. To: All (#9)
#11. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
If Bush Was a Biblical Plague, Which One Would Bush Be?
In a CorporoFascist capitalist society, there is no money in peace, freedom, or a healthy population, and therefore, no incentive to achieve these.
- - IndieTX
#12. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
The First Plague (Exodus 7:14-24)
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