An Unfortunate Mishap by rerutled [Subscribe]
Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 06:20:02 AM PDT
What a shame. It seems that Research In Motion is experiencing some unexplained difficulties with their email servers, and the entire system is down while they work on it.
Later today, they'll be sorry to report that all emails sent before this past Monday -- in particular, emails which contain the words "Iglesias", "Lam" or "that bastard Sampson" have been inadvertently erased, using the "secure erase" feature. In fact, the relevant disk drives burst into flames. And the rooms in which they were stored fell over a nearby cliff, on which they were precariously pearched. And then disintegrated into sub-atomic particles. Which were then swallowed by an opening in the time-space continuum, and taken to the center of the black hole in M87.
Sad, really.
They'll let us know when they find the back up.