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Title: Piece o' crap song #1 -- "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro
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Published: Apr 26, 2007
Author: Guy who can't sing
Post Date: 2007-04-26 20:13:55 by YertleTurtle
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#24. To: Puke on your shoes and break the radio (#20)
What?! No Watching Scottie Grow?!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. (Hammer please)
I give - you win.
In college National Lampoon put on a skit where a singer was doing "You Light Up My Life" and about two minutes into it a plant in the audience stood up and shot her with a pistol. Everyone cheered. Guess ya can't do that these days...?
AahEverybody, get on the floor, let's dance! Don't fight your feelings, give yourself a chance! Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty. Aah, You can, you can do it very well. You're the best in the world, I can tell. Oh, Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty. (WoWohoo,Yeah!) Shake shake, shake shake! Aah, Shake shake, shake shake! Aah, Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty. Aah, Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty! Aah, don't fight the feeling. Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty! Aah, give yourself a chanse. Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty! You can do it! do it! Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty! (Come home with momma now!) Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty! WoooHOOOOHoooo! Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty! Aah, run down to sister. Shake shake(come on), shake shake(come on), on your booty! Aah! do your duty. Aah haa! Shake shake(come on), shake shake(come on), on your booty!
"Be convinced that to be happy means to be free and that to be free means to be brave. Therefore do not take lightly the perils of war." -- Thucydides
Be careful what you ask for....
"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price." Vir Cotto, Babylon 5
I'm guessing you remember that cover, "Buy this magazine or I'll shoot this dog" - Great stuff when it 1st came out.
Indiana want's me Billy don't be a Hero
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
now that's good stuff! :P
Why didn't they show that braless woman's chest? Anyone willing to expose her rack deserves air time, imo.
Like that never happened to you????
#25. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
#26. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
#27. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#25)
#28. To: Zipporah (#18)
Uh.. how about some David Hasselhoff?, P
#29. To: All (#25)
Bay City Rollers anyone???
#30. To: Jethro Tull (#11)
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
#31. To: lodwick (#22)
While some of us are having fun, poking fun, at some of the tunes of our youth - I'll admit that many of the lyrics have good words and thoughts for us to keep, cherish, and hold dear to those special moments in our lives.
#32. To: All, Adios Freddie. I hope you passed that green card on before you headed off to the last roundup (#27)
#33. To: CAPPSMADNESS, YertleTurtle, Jethro Tull, IndieTx, Zipporah, Peetie Wheatstraw, orangedog (#20)
My pick for worst ever...Richard Harris' MacArthur Park..someone left the cake in the rain??????????
#34. To: Jethro Tull (#27)
(Hammer please)
#35. To: tom007 (#30)
National Lampoon
#36. To: YertleTurtle (#31)
#37. To: orangedog (#34)
#38. To: orangedog (#34)
#39. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#29)
Dear God.
#40. To: christine (#33)
someone left the cake in the rain??????????
#41. To: orangedog (#34)
A new truth movement friendly digg type site: Zlonk it!
#42. To: Jethro Tull (#24)
HURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition
#43. To: orangedog (#34)
Twenty bucks and you can do more than "touch it."
#44. To: Painful (#0)
#45. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#36)
OMFG! I drove to St Louis from NY once, and as I entered Indiana at about 3AM, that song got stuck in my head. What a nightmare! lmao!
Indiana want's me
A new truth movement friendly digg type site: Zlonk it!
#46. To: lodwick (#43)
Disco Duck!!!
#47. To: orangedog (#34)
don touch dis
#48. To: Critter (#45)
yea, I rock at finding bad songs....
#49. To: YertleTurtle (#31)
My duty, my booty's, just about shaken for this evening...just trying to hang in there...
Shake shake(come on), shake shake(come on), on your booty!
#50. To: Nappy Headed Ho (#47)
The ANTI-THONG song...
#51. To: Jethro Tull (#44)
I'd do her.
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#52. To: Critter (#45)
The Streak
#53. To: Critter (#51)
She has a nice mouth...
#54. To: christine (#38)
Then you must be smoking some good stuff! :^p
now that's good stuff! :P
"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price." Vir Cotto, Babylon 5
#55. To: Jethro Tull (#53)
She does - but don't go Deliverance on us here. No Bobby's, please.
She has a nice mouth...
#56. To: lodwick (#43)
LOL! Depending on what "it" is, I might give you $20 just to keep it away from me.
Twenty bucks and you can do more than "touch it."
"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price." Vir Cotto, Babylon 5
#57. To: orangedog (#56)
#58. To: lodwick (#55)
Mac Davis? Does he still walk among the living??
#59. To: JT, OD, all sickos here (#58)
Too much fun - thanks everyone.
#60. To: christine (#33)
That's not MacArthur Park in the video either. I always thought he was singing about the park on Wilshire near downtown L.A.
My pick for worst ever...Richard Harris' MacArthur Park..
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#61. To: ... (#60)
Actually, he is. MacArthur Park (formerly Westlake Park) in Los Angeles is where the big homo lumberjack was arrested by Stacy Keach in the film THE CHOIR BOYS and that's the park Jimmy Webb was writing about in the song by the same name.
That's not MacArthur Park in the video either. I always thought he was singing about the park on Wilshire near downtown L.A.
#62. To: HOUNDDAWG (#61)
It's in Rampart. Real nasty area now surrounded by elegant old apartment buildings from the 1930s to 1960s now gone into ruin. Howard Hughes lived in one of the big hotels on the west side. The office where the woman and janitor got shot in Pulp Fiction looks out over the park. The place to go if you want to score some crack or a fake ID or fake insurance certificate - or just get shot by a Salvadorian gang.
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#63. To: ... (#62)
Rampart is all you had to say. Didn't the city close that LAPD narcotics and street gang suppression unit down because the cops were murdering dealers and witnesses? Once the cops get used to a better life they get kinda rammy, don't they?
It's in Rampart. Real nasty area now surrounded by elegant old apartment buildings from the 1930s to 1960s now gone into ruin. Howard Hughes lived in one of the big hotels on the west side. The office where the woman and janitor got shot in Pulp Fiction looks out over the park. The place to go if you want to score some crack or a fake ID or fake insurance certificate - or just get shot by a Salvadorian gang.
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