The Freepers will probably think this is serious. Warning on incredibly salacious language. For those too busy to click, it's a "hot country honey" promising, um, EVERYTHING when the boys get home. The lyrics are hilarious. Samples:
Shoot me like a Sunni, shoot me like Shia...
...Y'all come back real soon and pull my panties to my knees!
...My girlie parts are turning into deserts of their own...
We'll be getting freaking like in Abu Ghraib!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cAChVVVZaM