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Title: Did Laura move out of the White House three weeks ago? Questions about this increase, but get answers
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URL Source: http://www.democraticunderground.co ... topic_id=846770&mesg_id=846770
Published: May 8, 2007
Author: posted by kay1864
Post Date: 2007-05-08 15:41:38 by Ferret Mike
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Pickles moved out of the White House...three weeks ago! Or so says Ted Casablanca of E! Online: Apr 19, 2007 This distresses me quite a bit. You know how I adore Prez Dubya so. Yes, you do—as I’ve utterly applauded his actions in Iraq for eons. Just love how he’s got us over there killing people (them and us), occupying a country we have no biz being in. But, alas, this is a gossip column, people want to laugh and point fingers, I keep forgetting. So, let’s aim a few digits at ol’ Georgey-Porgey himself! This too-fun-fer e-words begins with the following quote: “She's staying at the Hay-Adams. I don't know how many people know...but it's probably not many.” That’s my Desk DeeCee, hard at busybody work, informing me further of what this column has more than hinted at before: that the U.S. Chief of Grief, George W. Bush, has a wife (by the name of Laura, ‘course) who’s so damn put out by the teetotaling Texan’s return to drinking that she had to get outta the White House. Woo-hoo! That be first-class First Lady dish there, my darlin’ gossip lovers! “She just couldn’t take it anymore,” whispered a former White House staffer who remains superclose to Miz Bush. “She’s had it.” Like most of the rest of Bush’s constituents haven’t? Kinda weird, though, as Laura-doll reportedly used to smoke fags, ya know. But whatev, guess she got squeaky clean and expects her hub-unit to do likewise (would it mean he’d get us the hell outta Iraq, already?). You go, barely elected girlfriend! Oh, for the official record, neither the president’s press office nor the president’s wife’s press office would comment. Which I find damn insulting, as I help pay those persnickety peep’s salaries! Paparazzi P.S.: Hate to blow Laura’s cover ‘n’ all, but look, you stalkers of all things Hollywood—if you want an exclusive snap of L.B., she’s not exactly using the posh inn's front door, ka-peesh? Apr 23, 2007 Mare-Kin Tragedy? Just as disgusting, mind you, is the story of domesticated ruinous romance I ran last week. I mean, specifically, the inside dope I've been delivering regarding Laura Bush, First Lady of the U.Es., not exactly residing at the White House right now. Scuttlebutt being—according to prominent and knowledgeable Washington know-it-everythings—Laura moved into the ritzy Hay-Adams hotel, because she couldn't stand Dubya's drinkin' no more. The White House refused comment. Repeatedly. Meaning, I called over. A lot. Most-heard excuse by moi was that everybody had "stepped out," so claimed "Sarah" from "Mrs. Bush's press office," as she identified herself. I declare. Sarah, as well as the folks over at Mr. Bush's media corral, really do need to come to Hollywood for a quick course in how to best bulls--t during calls from journalists. "I can't reach Mrs. Bush right now," or even a simple, "I'll pass along your message," would have sufficed beautifully. Instead, Laura Bush's silence to my inquiries (yes, the First Lady is entitled to privacy, but hell, if she's checked out of 1600 Pennsylvania due to the leader of the free world's imbibing, that's news) combined with her spokesperson's nervous Nellie uttering, I smell somethin' bad. Additionally, my trusty and, like, totally connected Desk DeeCee reports further 80-proof suspicions from Potomacville, regarding whether or not the Prez (who once abstained from alcohol) is drinking again: Desk D.C. is one of those who hang and socialize at the White House. Desk Dee says fellow hangers and members there report that when they gab with G.W.B., "There is definite slurrage...not just the regular word mangling, eliding and grammar screwups when he speaks off the cuff, but real slurring in speeches and interviews." Could any of this above crap have anything to do with why Bush keeps making hideous state decision after another, and I'm not just talkin' Iraq? May 8, 2007 Sorta like Mare-kuh’s first lady, Laura Bush, whom I still hear is holing up at that posh Dee-Cee hotel, the Hay-Adams, while she suffers through—albeit at a distance—her hubby’s latest drinking. http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp?uuid=fa4f... and http://www.congresscheck.com/archives/957 (3/16/07 Laura's "overnight trips to the Mayflower Hotel often coincide with the president’s drunken binges") and
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#1. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
Wayne Madsen used to report that Laura used to escape to the Mayflower. Maybe the trips there were a bit too conspicuous? I wonder if you can get from the White House to the Hays-Adams (and back) via an underground passage.
To reason, indeed, he was not in the habit of attending. His mode of arguing, if it is to be so called, was one not uncommon among dull and stubborn persons, who are accustomed to be surrounded by their inferiors. He asserted a proposition; and, as often as wiser people ventured respectfully to show that it was erroneous, he asserted it again, in exactly the same words, and conceived that, by doing so, he at once disposed of all objections. - Macaulay, "History of England," Vol. 1, Chapter 6, on James II.
If you can, that would explain why she is taking refuge there. She must oft times feel like Sisyphus with hubby as the rock that rolls back down hill over and over as soon as she gets it rolled near the top. Sucks to be her, suck between the rock and a hard place of trying to keep appearences up, and sane at the same time.
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Sucks to be her, sucks to be us, sucks to be living with smirk in place.
It's not Smirk who is the problem, it's the cabal that owns him and owns this country that is the problem. Don't get mad at the puppet, get mad at the puppetmasters.
#2. To: aristeides (#1)
"I wonder if you can get from the White House to the Hays-Adams (and back) via an underground passage."
#3. To: Ferret Mike (#2)
#4. To: lodwick (#3)
Sucks to be her, sucks to be us, sucks to be living with smirk in place.
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#5. To: Elliott Jackalope (#4)
Correct - but he's such an eminently detestable, despicable, disgusting target. He personifies the evil trash that run him.
Don't get mad at the puppet, get mad at the puppetmasters.
#6. To: lodwick (#5)
Society resembles its leadership. Ours certainly does. Criminality starts at the top and permeates every level of society, ultimately enlisting the ones that were once good, and in so doing corrupting the whole. Shit rolls down hill.
He personifies the evil trash that run him.
2Pe 2:19 While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption:
#7. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC POTUS is NOT someone who can make a timely/correct decision regarding the "football." I wonder who really has it??? For that matter I wonder who is REALLY leading this country.
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#8. To: IndieTX (#7)
Right now I'd say it's a Mexican standoff between Darth Cheney and the generals. I'm sure Darth would like to order them into some nuke action over Iran, but cooler heads have prevailed so far.
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