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Title: BeAChooser's Absence Today
Source: My Self
URL Source: http://None
Published: May 24, 2007
Author: Trace21231
Post Date: 2007-05-24 19:27:50 by Trace21231
Keywords: None
Views: 109
Comments: 2

As many of you have probably noticed, BeAChooser was absent again for most of the day. He should be back around 5:30 but you can expect him to be a bit testy.

I am not sure of the entire story, but apparently he went out for a drink with two people he met at the Jewish Gay Repbublican Convention last night and somehow got a shot glass stuck in his rectum.

He had to go to the HMO today at 9:30 to get it out. They were using a large set of forceps on him and he was having a bad time. They got the glass out without breaking it, but he will probably still be in a bad mood when he gets here. So go easy on him.

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#1. To: Trace21231 (#0)

somehow got a shot glass stuck in his rectum.

That's why I could never work at a hospital ER...

“Yes, but is this good for Jews?"

Eoghan  posted on  2007-05-24   19:34:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Trace21231 (#0)

Gosh, thank god he managed to rip off that bit of good news about how Al-Anbar province is going to be the next Las Vegas shortly.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2007-05-24   19:49:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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