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Title: GIT YER VERY OWN TURD BLOSSOM RIGHT HERE!
Source: White House gift shop
URL Source: http://cafepress.com
Published: May 13, 2005
Author: I dunno
Post Date: 2005-05-13 20:38:29 by CAPPSMADNESS
Keywords: BLOSSOM, RIGHT, HERE!
Views: 458
Comments: 24

GIT YER VERY OWN TURD BLOSSOM Subscribe to *LP Fag Funnies*

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#1. To: All (#0)

I cain't post links!

But if you want a Turd Blossom Clock - here is where you git one!

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-05-13   20:39:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"Turd Blossom" Karl Rove

Jethro Tull  posted on  2005-05-13   20:40:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Or how about a Turd Blossom throw pillow? Gack..

Zipporah  posted on  2005-05-13   20:44:05 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

What a funny site!

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-05-13   20:44:07 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

This is really gross, but isn't a turd blossom a turd that's been smushed up and expanded at one end? I recall the term "Making turd blossoms" as being a gay term similar to "Packing Fudge".

crack monkey  posted on  2005-05-13   20:46:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Now this one says it all LOL

Zipporah  posted on  2005-05-13   20:48:53 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

haha, what a great site.

Mekons4  posted on  2005-05-13   20:50:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Hell if I know - I just googled the term and found this site.

See what happens when you put a deranged woman on the internet???

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-05-13   20:50:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Here's one for my good friends at FR:

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-05-13   20:53:02 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL.. look at this and this is NOT a joke!!

Zipporah  posted on  2005-05-13   20:54:57 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

okay - one more.....

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-05-13   20:55:01 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That is so wrong on soooo many levels...

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-05-13   20:55:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Tell me.. this is from the site:

If this country's legislature and judiciary are supposed to
reflect the values and beliefs of The People, then send them
a message that they are WAY off course!

If you are tired of secularists telling you that The Lord has no place
in our government and our public institutions, then show them that
you disagree.

This symbol, this site, and this car magnet have been created for the
millions of Americans who support the President and his vision for a
government that embraces religion, morality, and family values. It
shows worship to the Lord, respect for the President, and hope for
all.

Join the millions of Americans who believe that President Bush’s faith-
based administration presents the best hope for America’s future.
The future is in your hands. Stand up and be counted!

Order a BushFish for yourself or a loved one today.

God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.

-BushFish.org

Zipporah  posted on  2005-05-13   20:57:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"In Spokane, Washington, the Mayor, Jim West, who is publicly anti-gay, has taken a leave of absence from his job because of allegations he offered city jobs to men he met on a gay web site. It's part of the mayor's new program -- give a job, get a job." --Jay Leno

crack monkey  posted on  2005-05-13   20:58:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

hahahahahaha..that is hilarious!

christine  posted on  2005-05-13   20:59:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

See what happens when you put a deranged woman on the internet???

deranged and funny as hell. :P

christine  posted on  2005-05-13   21:01:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Is that hilarious or what??

CAPPS hit the mother load with that site..

Zipporah  posted on  2005-05-13   21:03:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"Just 72 hours after President Bush met with Crown Prince Abdullah and held his hand, oil prices fell to under $50 a barrel. Boy, imagine if President Bush had let him get to second base -- we'd be paying like a buck-ten a gallon now." -- Jay Leno

crack monkey  posted on  2005-05-13   21:04:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

love it

christine  posted on  2005-05-13   21:05:38 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Itisa1mosttoolate  posted on  2005-05-13   21:07:16 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-05-13   21:07:58 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I love that one!!!!!

I also like the black sticker, almost identical to the usual "W" stickers, except it says "F...The President".

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2005-05-17   8:07:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"Just 72 hours after President Bush met with Crown Prince Abdullah and held his hand, oil prices fell to under $50 a barrel. Boy, imagine if President Bush had let him get to second base -- we'd be paying like a buck-ten a gallon now." -- Jay Leno

And, Jay, if The Prethident had given Prince Abdullah a blowjob, we'd probably be down to 60 cents a gallon at the pump!

Please, Prethident Bush, won't you help your people? It's for the children!

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2005-05-17   8:10:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

There was a hilarious campaign poster that Indie posted at LP right before the election. It was "If Jesus ran against Bush". It compared Jesus and Bush, and Jesus came out on the losing side. I wish I could see it again.

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2005-05-17   8:13:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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