Alloyal subject: Person who regards as sacred the creed that steel is perfectly rigid until it melts. Alternative theory: Something so wacky that even Twoofers don't give it much credence (e. g. holographic planes, pods).
Beam Weapon: A currently non-existent quantum weapon that entered our dimension during a 3-hour period on 9/11/2001 and got a space woody for steel-framed buildings and five-sided buildings. Oh, and half of some automobiles. Then it winked out of existence and is not included in the 9/11 Omission Report.
Bermass - a loud-mouthed conspiracy theorist. "When all he did was yell 'liar liar' over and over, I knew the guy was a bermass"
bollyn (v.) - The act of noticing a strange car outside your house, assuming it's FBI, calling the police, having the people in the car tell you're they're just undercover local cops, not believing them, threatening them, telling them you're going into the house to get a weapon, getting arrested, losing your job, and then blaming it all on the Jews. Usage Note: Because of the low likelihood of anyone actually being stupid enough to do all these things, the word may be used in a looser sense to describe any attempt to blame a personal misfortune on some shadowy world-domination entity, when it was really your own stupid fault. "Example: All the 9/11 Denier candidates for Congress lost, so they'll probably try to bollyn the results off on Diebold."
Brainwashing: non-conspiratorial thinking, thought processes which involve documented information and scientific data
Censorship: Practiced by the Zionist-controlled MSM (qv), censorship is supposedly the real reason the Twoof (tm) hasn't already brought down the government. The fact that virtually all of the Twoofers' so-called evidence is nonsensical is utterly irrelevant.
Controlled Demolition: A process initiated by thermite causing large buildings to spread debris in all directions damaging nearby structures.
Disasterbate - Convincing oneself that a major event is actually a government conspiracy. Usually involves ignoring evidence, quote mining, and watching internet conspiracy movies. "After he heard about the explosion, he couldn't wait to get home and disasterbate.
Mutual Disasterbation - When one conspiracy theorist uses another conspiracy theorist to validate his own crazy speculations. "The Loose Change forums are a den of mutual disasterbation"
Dodgic(n) : thought process and reasoning used by twoofers. Involves attempting to change the subject when faced with facts that destroy their assertions (usually by starting a new discussion, or posting heaps of links or pasting complete articles of ahumptions irrelevant to the matter at hand).
Duhmerican fRepress - An entirely reLIEable source. A good publication to cite when one needs to repress actual facts.
Evidence: (pronounced "ev-ee-dense," cf. David Ray Griffin) facts from scientific studies or direct observation that agree with the conspiracy theorist's pet theory.
Evirense (n.) - Proof of a conspiracy claim that traces back to a conspiracy website that freely admits it has no editorial standards whatsoever.
Evidense (n) : 1. misinterpreted data. e.g. photos of steel beams cut during the clean-up said to be evidence of umplosions (q.v.) such as *therm*te ; 2. coinvidence(s) (q.v.), ahumption(s) (q.v.).
Evidence,"Planted" : any real, actual, physical evidence really, actually, physically located at the scene, that disproves a given conspiracy theory and cannot be explained away by holograms, CGI, starwars space beams, etc.
Expert Someone with no training in a particular field but who can issue analyses that dispute all the so-called experts.
So-called Experts Someone not to be believed just because they have advanced degrees and years of experience in a particular field.
To expose: to slander, smear, or make false accusations
Facts Misinterpretations of things that appear in videos.
False Flag -- name for those mysterious and unidentifiable people who are responsible for every misfortune, from double-parking to 9/11, when Twoofers can't provide documented proof to blame their nemeses.
Freefall: A speed roughly equivalent to the speed of gravity.
The government: did it!
Government shill: someone who disagrees or challenges one's pet theory; any normal person
Government Shill - What you call the other guy when he is winning the argument.
the Holy Concrete Grail: building core mysteriously visible only to those pure and worthy enough to experience it.
Illuminatichoke: Kind of mental vegetable that feeds on nebulous concepts of "them".
Impervect: 1. Person who never stops to try to visualise the forces acting on a struck building after the initial impact has dissipated (gravity), and the direction in which it acts (downwards). 2. Unable to comprehend the concept of vectors.
"I've read the NIST report" - "I've either never seen or don't understand the NIST report"
Just Asking Questions means Not Wanting Answers
JAQing off - 1. the act of spouting accusations while cowardly hiding behind the claim of "just asking questions". 2. asking questions and ignoring the answers. "He said he was going to present evidence, but instead he was just JAQing off."
Keeblergonomics - a little known branch of science based on make-believe, tree-dwelling, cookie-making elves (see also: elfisics) "The towers should have toppled like a tree based on these keeblergonomical calculations."
Kook-a-like - Concluding one event is exactly the same as another event that looks-a-like
Law of 100% If a witness recollection isn't 100 per cent accurate then he/she should be dismissed totally.
Says What I Want to Hear Corollary Except if anything that the witness says agrees with the troofer.
Media, Mainstream: Usually implied to be under the control of Zionists (see below). Generally deemed by Twoofers to be unreliable except when reports support a particular theory. Erroneous early reports in the MSM, particularly ones that can be spun as sinister (dancing Israelis, surviving hijackers, etc.) are immediately seized upon as gospel.
Media, Independent: Bastions of journalistic integrity such as Prisonplanet, AFP, Killtown's blog, etc. These are usually assumed to have the "inside story", whatever that might be.
Mexpert: Kind of layman who suddenly becomes omniscient about any number of disciplines after a gallon and a half of Dos Equis and a burrito.
Misinformation: facts from scientific studies or direct observation that disagree with the conspiracy theorist's pet theory.
Patriot: cop-hater
Peer review paper - Posting one theories on the internet and having fellow troofers agree with you.
Plane crazy: Unable to appreciate that a fully-loaded airliner crashing into a building might do considerable damage.
Professional engineer - Disinfo agent
Research: watching YouTube clips over and over again
Kevin Ryan - President of UL, the company that stamped the WTC towers, certifying that they would stand forever barring use of a thermite initiated controlled demolition.
Sheep/Sheeple -- Not to be confused with shill, a sheep is someone who refuses to examine the evidence and your analysis of it, or is too simple minded to comprehend it. You can tell they have not paid attention to the Truth™ because they do not believe the Truth™ (naturally anyone who has seen your evidence cant help but be convinced, because no one has higher standard of evidence than the truth movement)
Slowblind: Unable to realise that very large objects seen from a long way away seem to be moving much slower than they really are.
Smoking gun: any peculiarity or anomaly in the official story, misconstrued as proof of an elaborate conspiracy
Speed of gravity: the speed at which the Twin Towers fell; halfway between the speed of the dust and that of the squibs.
Thermaphrodite (n.) - A high-temperature incendiary compound that contains elements of both thermite and thermite, and constantly changes between the two
Trolled demolition: Activity carried out by faceless minions who seek to dispose of sensible arguments by endless nonsense.
Truth: Anything I say; not what you say. And... and... You can't tell me what to say! You don't own me! It's a free country and ... and.... my mommy said we are allowed to speak our opinions, in America. So there, Poopy Head!
Truth movement: Group of angry white guys with IQ's in the mid-80s, joined by their common hatred of GWB and general sense of powerlessness.
Very Interesting means something is a small minor anomaly to regular human beings but proof of massive conspiracy to troofers.
Victim - a person alternately pitied or accused of being deeply involved in a conspiracy to murder thousands depending on context, audience, and time elapsed since last dose of medication; see also firefighter
Violating the laws of physics - From studying the evidence, events occured in conformance with scientific law, but since I've never actually taken a science course I'm much too dumb to understand.
Waking up to the Truth: Having a complete mental breakdown, with permanent impairment of higher cognitive functions.
Within their own footprint: Any large undefined area around a controlled demolition.
Woo-dunit (n.) - a narrative dealing with a well-understood murder or series of murders, in which conspiracy theorists attempt to determine what shadowy global-domination group was really behind it all. Rhymes with "whodunit."
WTCing is believing: Adage expressing the ability to interpret visual information any number of ways but the sensible one.
The X-Files: A factural serial documentary about how the government operates and what technology it possesses
Youtube - The world's leading consortium of scientific evidence.
Zionists: JOOOOOS