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Dead Constitution See other Dead Constitution Articles Title: US Obit US Obit I wrote a draft of this a few weeks ago and updated a bit today. I really think we could be at the beginning of the end here. United States of America July 3, 2007 Washington, D.C. The United States of America was found dead Tuesday evening just after 7 pm, only two days before its 231st birthday. Death appeared to be due to complete failure of the principles on which it was founded, but several self-inflicted contributing factors also were identified. According to the preliminary autopsy report, the heart was damaged by a severe blockage of habeas corpus. The skeletal system was extremely weak, suggesting long term failure of infrastructure maintenance. The brain suffered from advanced spongiform encephalopathy that appeared to have been ongoing for more than seven years and had consumed more than 50% of the cerebral cortex. The inner ears had been altered in such a way as to result in a distinct tilt to the right. The auditory nerves were overgrown with tumors generating fearful noises in response to unnamed sources in Washington. The eyes were rotated within their sockets to face inward. The genital tract was obstructed by alternating structures of clerical and judicial origin. The immune system appeared to have engaged in a costly and long term battle with a virus that initially was nonpathogenic but became malignantly virulent after an unprovoked attack. The skin bore a large keloid scar in lower Manhattan that had increased in size in response to continued irritation of the initial wound. The anal opening was blocked by a structure of cranial origin. Toxicological analysis is still pending due to the number of toxins present and their high concentration. The police report identifies a number of enemies, but their strength and ability to carry out their alleged threats are being called into question at this time. Investigators uncovered a staggering level of debt but could find no evidence of attempts to reduce spending or to increase income. The report noted intentional and long-standing drift away from the Constitution, the rule of law, and justice. The US is survived by its parent, the United Kingdom, of the North Sea, and its sibling, France, of Europe. It was preceded in death by a number of aboriginal tribes in North America and a still-born child, Iraq, of the Middle East. Neighbors Canada and Mexico, both of North America, expressed surprise and regret at the sudden passing. Services are pending. --Anyone wishing to write the birth announcement for the Fascist State of Merica, have at it. I'm too depressed. -- Jim White
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#1. To: aristeides (#0)
I remember people calling the government in Washington ZOG some 30 years ago. ZOG stands for the Zionist Occupation Group. Does anyone know who originated the term ZOG and when they did so?
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