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Published: Jul 10, 2007
Author: me
Post Date: 2007-07-10 18:10:55 by farmfriend
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Ok I'm having a running argument with someone over the use of mayonnaise on food. I'd like to run this unscientific poll just for the hell of it. Question #1: What is your preferred choice of condiment on a hamburger? A. Mayonnaise/thousand island B. Catsup/mustard Question #2: What is your preferred condiment on an artichoke? A. mayonnaise B. melted butter
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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)
Miracle Whip.
Q: How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? In Texas, our burgers have mustard, and extra mustard. All our artichoke are belong to you. (The last time that I had to scrape one down, I chose the butter/garlic glop.) I like salad dressing (mayo) for turkey and ham sandwiches, however.
#1: Mayo - the real stuff #2: Melted Butter (yum!)
...and nothing beats a slop of mayo on a fresh BLT. Mayo on a hamburger? I don't think so...I use hot salsa...healthier than sugar-laced ketchup, and damn tasty, to boot. Artichokes? Garlic butter...
mayo on a hamburger melted butter on artichoke
hi BlueEyedGirl, welcome to 4!
#1 - catsup/mustard #2 - Butter.
Thank you!
#1. Ketchup, mustard, dill pickle chips, and onions. #2. Never had one.
formerly GJones.
Don't.
Mayo on Burgers Artichoke is something I pray for Bush to enjoy !
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1. Catsup 2. Artie who?
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Hell yes, on wonderbread!
"A functioning police state needs no police." - William S Burroughs
1) I am a vegetarian so I never eat hamburgers. 2) Mayonnaise and margarine are hydrogenated vegetable oils which means the facory pumps hydrogen into them. Hydrogen ions along with O singlet and O triplet (aka ozone) are short one electron and are known as free radicals. This means they are short one electron which they steal from your body. If they steal it from your cellular DNA, then that cell suffers from premature cellular damage (aka premature aging.) Therefore I never eat mayonnaise or margarine under any circumstance. I had 3 artichokes tonight and ate them without condiments. I normally prefer mustard when I eat out. I don't have either mustard or butter in my refrigerator.
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Ketchup/mustard Melted butter/garlic butter There is a place in the world for the real, natural mayo. Tuna, mainly for me.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... hmm not necessarily.. I've made mayonnaise many times and I use olive oil or vegetable oil..
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#10. To: InsideJob (#9)
#2. Never had one.
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#12. To: who knows what evil (#4)
...and nothing beats a slop of mayo on a fresh BLT. Mayo on a hamburger? I don't think so...I use hot salsa...healthier than sugar-laced ketchup, and damn tasty, to boot. Artichokes? Garlic butter...
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#14. To: Tauzero (#1)
Miracle Whip.
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#17. To: Horse (#15)
Mayonnaise - hydrogenated vegetable oils
#18. To: Horse (#15)
1) I am a vegetarian so I never eat hamburgers.
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