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Title: Republican Strategists, Sex, MySpace, and Pride: A Heartwarming DC Tale
Source: Wonkette
URL Source: http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ja ... eartwarming-dc-tale-181266.php
Published: Jul 12, 2007
Author: Wonkette
Post Date: 2007-07-12 19:16:58 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 122
Comments: 2

Republican Strategists, Sex, MySpace, and Pride: A Heartwarming DC Tale

It’s getting so that a couple nice young girls can’t drive up to DC for the Pride parade without getting openly propositioned by Republican Strategists who give them their real names and business cards these days. Take, for example, the MySpace blog of one such lady, whose sordid tale is reprinted (as a warning to the well-endowed) below:

jackburkman2.jpg More of the story (i.e. “holy crap, this guy’s, like, important or something”), after the jump. jackburkman.jpg The initial proposition:

afterward, we got a snazzy hotel room at the mayflower downtown. on the way over there, this really hot business man in a pinstriped suit walked past me, said hello, and doubled back. he asked me my name and introduced himself (jack burkman, government relations strategies), asked where i went to school, etc, gave me his card, and asked me to call him. i later texted him and never could get rid of him again. he thought he talked to me on the phone several times, but he never did. i always made kat or kristin be me. he told kristin about how he really enjoyed my outfit (TITS GALORE) and that i was beautiful, etc. by the end of the night (5 am or so), he was offering to pay for our room and give us a thousand dollars if two of us would fuck him. oh, jack burkman. his card is my DC souvenir.

Oh, Jack Burkman. As you can see at right, curiosity got ahold of the young lady, and she commenced googling. And posting the results for us all to enjoy.

Jack, if you’re going to pick up girls from out of town, you could pick a better venue than the Pride parade. That’s all we’re saying.

Update: Soliciting Strategist Scandal: The Smoking Card
Jack Burkman! [MySpace]
DC Pride Pictures [MySpace]

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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)

shoot, both MySpace's are set on private. no pics.

here's an amusing post from wonkette:

Hopefully dispelling all doubts, the object of Jack Burkman’s affection (and target of his attempted solicitation) has posted his business card. We’d suggest something about public shaming, but the guy’s probably pretty hard to shame.

Hey — any readers out there save their back issues of George magazine? There was an Ann Coulter column a number of years back about the disaster that is the Washington dating scene, and one of the illustrative anecdotes was about an unnamed Burkman. And considering what he revealed about his taste last weekend, it shouldn’t be surprising that it didn’t work out between Ann and Jack — the lady’s flatter than a Tony Snow flute solo.

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christine  posted on  2007-07-12   19:31:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: christine (#1)

Hilarious..

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-12   19:33:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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