This summer’s Republican sex scandals are hereby christened (with semen) “Endless Cummer.” Thanks for those other foul suggestions, too. So far, this is our perp-perv list of GOP summer lovers:

• Florida state Representative and John McCain campaign co-chair Bob Allen (R-Fat Ass), arrested after offering to suck a dude’s dick, for twenty bucks, in a public bathroom. (The dude was an undercover cop.)
• Senator David Vitter (R-Family Man), a loyal client of prostitutes both in D.C. and back home in New Orleans, who is apparently not a drug addict but does like it when hookers make him shit in diapers. He is also Rudy Giuliani’s Southern campaign chairman, of course.

• Unnamed McCain campaign staffers who forced him to wear “gay sweaters.”
• Fred Thompson would never be seen in such company!
• Honorary Member: South Carolina state treasurer Thomas Ravenel, Rudy Giuliani’s South Carolina campaign chairman, charged last month with dealing cocaine. Because Coke/Speed+Republicans=Gay Hookers.

When Republican Senator David Vitter rented prostitutes back home in New Orleans, there was “more than sex” — he liked the hookers to make him wear diapers. And that makes this campaign ad dug up by Talking Points Memo all the more hilarious and disgusting.

Canal Steet Madam says Vitter was a client [Your Right Hand Thief]
Earlier: Mrs. Vitter to Mutilate Whore-Lovin’ Husband
Louisiana Senator Admits To Screwing a Hooker!