This summers Republican sex scandals are hereby christened (with semen) Endless Cummer. Thanks for those other foul suggestions, too. So far, this is our perp-perv list of GOPsummer lovers:
Florida state Representative and John McCain campaign co-chair Bob Allen (R-Fat Ass), arrested after offering to suck a dudes dick, for twenty bucks, in a public bathroom. (The dude was an undercover cop.)
#4. To: Zipporah, gengis gandhi, who knows what evil, Sam Houston, farmfriend, robin, Esso, Dakmar, Jethro Tull, Pious Pervert alert (#0)
Florida state Representative and John McCain campaign co-chair Bob Allen (R-Fat Ass), arrested after offering to suck a dudes dick, for twenty bucks, in a public bathroom. (The dude was an undercover cop.)