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Title: Who is the Biggest Kook on the Internet?
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Published: Jul 17, 2007
Author: self
Post Date: 2007-07-17 03:16:12 by Minerva
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I am considering writing a book about memorable kooks on the internet. I have several to start with. 1. Ponchy These are pretty good, but there are not enough to make a book. I am hoping that some of you can suggest some memorable kooks who should be included in the book. If you have a suggestion, please enter their name and where they post on the thread below. I will go study them and see if they belong in the book. Thank you.
2. BAC
3. Happy Fun Balls
4. badeye
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#32. To: Minerva (#25)
Another promising KoOk at LP is Byteshredder. It would be interesting to see him come here and spat against the kook filtering process. He is dumb, dense, and full of self rightious suspense. It is fun going over there to watch smarter LPers argue him onto his default mode of really stupid and poorly photoshopped pictures.
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
Huffing Stuffing has earned his own Biker Bar thread (in link) and is likely Ghost of Quantrill renicked. I suspected Ponche at first, but he has too much fun and lacks Ponche's 'only a Midol will cure me' cronic grumpiness.
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
Here's an example of constitutional KooKery. Download this pile of poop and present it in court after your ass is locked up for driving w/o a licence. I'm sure the judicial system will fold like a cheap suit after seeing this :)
An entire diatribe to attempt justifying your point of view, and only one quote even comes close to addressing your viewpoint...? LOL. Keep tokin,' you putz... And when you finally fry your brain completely, or die of cancer, that'll be ok. At least you won't live long enough, for us to have to pay for your social security benefits... You're a Darwin Award nominee... but you're too stoned to understand why. Bozoed. Capitalist Eric posted on 2007-07-04 13:19:25 ET Reply Trace 239. To: GaretGarrettsGhost (#237) Your example is nothing but rhetoric not resembling reality. Nice try. You're bozoed, ASS-CLOWN. You better get used to it... Capitalist Eric posted on 2007-06-28 00:43:33 ET Reply Trace 179. To: Corn Flake Girl (#176) You are both ignorant, and incapable of accepting facts that are presented to you. Clearly, you are both stupid and mentally incompetant. Therefore, you're added to my list of "don't bother wasting time talking to this bimbo" list... Buh- BYE. Capitalist Eric posted on 2007-06-26 22:21:30 ET Reply Trace Here is another perpetually nasty little guy that must really be running out of room in the bozo filter judging by this short cruise through his recent posting history.
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
Someone said Byteshredder is ALS. He's inarticulate and posts dumb pictures the same way ALS did. Apparently ALS was collecting IPs with his pictures.
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
I would say that is a viable possibility. Goldi invited him and his homeschool promoting sow GoodSeedHomeSchool/Charity to come over to LP from ConservaBabes that he -- Cash Wakefield/ALS -- owns and operates to take on the anti-Bush crowd that back then before the immigration thing ate her brain she supported. He is a particularly nasty little troll, and I go over and lurk Conservababes on occasion to see how bad his Bush ass kissing syndrome has gotten in recent years.
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
Boomhauser Guest Re: Introductions « Reply #18 on: Today at 10:29am » [center] 27. To: Hank Hill (#24)205.188.116.71 This is part of two posts you left on my homeschool forum just now. Trash like you needs to stay off of a website for children. Keep it up and I will bring charges against you. Stop stalking children. Stay off my website Hank Hill or I will turn you in to TOS. Charity posted on 2004-11-07 11:15:46 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 340. To: Hank Hill (#339) You can spew your hatred and filth on this site without getting banned. I have no control over that as this is Goldie's site. A cretin like you is not welcome on my website. You don't have any class at all do you? How dare you even attempt to go on a site I work so hard on for children. If you really want to make me mad, you go messing with my kids and you will rue the day you ever heard my screen name. YOU STAY OFF MY SITE FOR CHILDREN!!! I MEAN IT PUNK! Charity posted on 2004-11-07 11:21:14 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 341. To: Charity (#340) ALS posted on 2004-11-07 12:03:25 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 342. To: ALS (#341) Not surprising since he seems to gain pleasure by spewing his hatred to little kids. He is a moron. He WILL stay away from my kids. I suspect he spends far too much time looking at children's websites. This is very disturbing. Charity posted on 2004-11-07 12:10:14 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 343. To: Charity (#342) TLBSHOW posted on 2004-11-07 12:13:16 ET Reply Trace http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=74287&Disp=341#C341 Gad, the memories the names of those koOks dredge up.
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
But to have a contest on LP, to REPEAT those hateful comments goes beyond the pale. I nearly deleted this thread, but instead have removed it to the biker bar as an example of what NOT to post. The content of this entire thread is enough to make a maggot vomit. Goldi-Lox posted on 2004-11-18 00:18:07 ET Reply Trace http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=75907&Disp=1#C1 One particularly bad thread Cash Wakefield and company bungholed up. One thing about Cash, if Byteshredder is him, watch whom he posts to and how cozy he is with them. Flying Monkeys from Conservababes always fly a tight formation together.
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
I think hate is the core component of of the kook personality. A kook is someone who is so blinded by hate that they can't act rationally. AKA Stone is a good example. All the other kooks are the same way.
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
My IQ level is 1. Simonaho posted on 2007-07-12 19:04:16 ET That one is the winner, there. Huffing Stuffing is apparently some overly pro-Israel, neocon broad named Deb. Not really entertaining, just on the rag.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... It's fun when they get banned as their hatred is like a fingerprint. When I was a poster on http://Time.com/politics I was the one who always spotted trolls like one called Jimmy Wren first. Even when they tried to mask, they would always reveal themselves in little ways. They are blind to how glaringly obvious their pet peeve hatefulness is to others as to them it's perfectly normal behavior on their part they think they are up to.
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
I want that puppy. I wonder if that is real.
My IQ level is 1. Simonaho posted on 2007-07-12 19:04:16 ET OMG where did you run across that?! That is funny!
That one's a total asshole, most likely has NPD.
I don't think so.
There is that Mr. Winkle dog who is extremely cute, and doesn't look real but is. He even has his own calander. He is quite famous.
Simonaho is some freak from Sweden, or Finland, (or a Fin living in Sweden), who is out of his mind. He's on various sites, and found Liberty Post a while back.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Ah, yes, he's billed as "The cutest dog in the universe". We can't all be that cute so some of us have to compensate with charming personalities! ;)
That sounds very nice, it must be difficult to play with all those strings.
I wish he'd come over here, he's funny.
A great marriage of guitar and piano. Seems the sounds are limited to jazz sounding music though.
oh good grief...what in the heck is buckeroo babbling about? I haunt his ass?
Total air heads are the biggest kooks.
You haunt me too, babycakes. ;)
I'm just spitballing here but, I doubt anyone will play many more strings than they have fingers! :) (It's possible to lay across more than one string with a finger, though, but you get the point.) And, since more strings means less movement to find an interval it would be easier to play than a piano where short fingers and/or arms can limit abilities. Example. On a piano there is no shortcut in the distance to play an octave above a given note. On a multi-stringed instrument I will find that note perhaps two strings and two frets above the root which is much closer than on a piano. It's possible to finger/fret an octave (two notes) together with one hand on my guitar, but impossible for most to play them with one hand on piano. On a guitar my octave is a 2 inch stretch, on my electronic keyboard (which has a slightly smaller scale than a grand piano) it's about 6.5 inches. I'm betting that The Chapman Stick would be easier for me than piano because I'm used to fretted instruments and hands doing different things simultaneously to produce the end result which hopefully resembles music.
I'd be willing to bet that it's just a matter of time before we see that the instrument is only limited by the talent and imagination of the artist. In no time at all there will be folks making sounds like the club band in the 1st installment of STAR WARS. Naturally the first instinct is to extract those beautiful jazz and classical sounds from the instrument, but wait until Buckethead tries one.
I think that's what he means, too. In fact I'm sure of it.
Wow........soothing and yet reaching inside one's being. Could listen to that a lot. When ya gonna git one?
Oh Chrissie......he's just a crappy typist. Here ya go: Why Christine h
OMG - would you believe I actually saw Buckethead play live with "The Deli Creeps" way back at the very beginning of his career? Was playing at the Cactus Club in downtown San Jose, and he was THE star of the band, no question. This was way back in the early 90's, and boy did he make an impression on me! That guy is HUGE! And watching him play... wow... Now, as far as him playing Stick, I have no idea. The Stick is a kind of a strange instrument, I had to put down my guitar and focus on it for a couple of years just to get to where I could play it at all, and even now I'm not really all that good, but I love the instrument and enjoy playing it. If you REALLY want to see a master on the Stick check out Bob Culbertson. He's amazing.
#33. To: Minerva (#25)
#34. To: Minerva (#0)
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#35. To: Minerva (#25)
19. To: tzf90 (#18)
Clearly, your "bud" hasn't helped your mental processes. In truth, I'm rather doubtful of how well they worked, before you started smoking weed.
FLAKE girl, your name is well-suited to you.
#36. To: Ferret Mike (#32)
(Edited)
#37. To: Minerva (#36)
#38. To: Minerva (#36)
339. To: Hank Hill, Goldie-Lox (#152)
Now I am convinced that you are an internet stalker.
There he goes getting beat up by girls again. A plague since kindergarten. Not surprising since he seems to gain pleasure by spewing his hatred to little kids.
WHAT HAPPENED?
#39. To: Minerva (#25)
121. To: ALL (#120) Bad enough we have fools who hate, and spew their venom all over the place.
#40. To: Ferret Mike (#39)
#41. To: Ferret Mike (#30)
To: Minerva 18. To: All (#16) My naitive toungue is not English. I study scriptures in 27 different languages from present time to 50000 years back in time. I don't use spellcheckers or whatever - the errors I made regarding grammar, words etc, is made by me. The words are by me, not by a machine giving an impression that I know a language better than I do, or make me look more intelligent than I am.
#42. To: Minerva (#40)
#43. To: HOUNDDAWG (#6)
I dunno, lemme sleep on it!
#44. To: Ferret Mike (#30)
18. To: All (#16) My naitive toungue is not English. I study scriptures in 27 different languages from present time to 50000 years back in time. I don't use spellcheckers or whatever - the errors I made regarding grammar, words etc, is made by me. The words are by me, not by a machine giving an impression that I know a language better than I do, or make me look more intelligent than I am.
#45. To: Ferret Mike (#35)
Capitalist Eric posted on 2007-06-28 00:43:33 ET Reply Trace
#46. To: Diana (#43)
I wonder if that is real.
#47. To: HOUNDDAWG (#46)
#48. To: Diana (#44)
#49. To: Diana (#47)
#50. To: Elliott Jackalope, christine, All (#27)
#51. To: HOUNDDAWG, Elliot Jackalope (#50)
#52. To: PercyDovetonsils (#48)
Simonaho is some freak from Sweden, or Finland, (or a Fin living in Sweden), who is out of his mind.
#53. To: HOUNDDAWG (#50)
“Yes, but is this good for Jews?"
#54. To: Ferret Mike, Minerva, Diana, Jethro Tull (#31)
You ought to see me, today CFG. I swear to God Almighty, I am loved right here in my own family. Why Christine haunts my ass, is reason to prove the point. ...
#55. To: Minerva (#36)
#56. To: christine (#54)
The uncertainty of the outcome is what frightens people.
#57. To: Diana (#51)
That sounds very nice, it must be difficult to play with all those strings.
#58. To: Eoghan (#53)
A great marriage of guitar and piano. Seems the sounds are limited to jazz sounding music though.
#59. To: Esso, christine, Zipporah, rowdee, robin (#56)
You haunt me too, babycakes. ;)
#60. To: HOUNDDAWG (#50)
#61. To: christine (#54)
aunrts my ass, is reason to prove the point....
#62. To: HOUNDDAWG (#58)
Naturally the first instinct is to extract those beautiful jazz and classical sounds from the instrument, but wait until Buckethead tries one.
 | Capitalism is NOT an economic system, it's a RELIGION for ASSHOLES! |
#63. To: rowdee (#60)
When ya gonna git one? I dunno. There are other guitars I'd rather have first.
Wow........soothing and yet reaching inside one's being. Could listen to that a lot.
#64. To: Elliott Jackalope (#62)
Thanks, will do.
#65. To: Esso, HOUNDDAWG (#56)
boo! :P
You haunt me too, babycakes. ;)
#66. To: christine (#54)
That was an amusing whine by him. He can be such a big baby.
"oh good grief...what in the heck is buckeroo babbling about? I haunt his ass?"
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
#67. To: Minerva (#40) (Edited)
Picture of ALS/Cash Wakefield there: http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/w/a/k /Cash-W-Wakefield/PHOTO/0001photo.html phone: +1 316 516 8905 341 N. Baehr (Here's something of particular interest.) Damn, you are right, Byteshredder is Cash Wakefield. I thought you would also find this Wiki entry on Conservababes interesting. What do you say some of us 4UM people improve this entry for them. It looks like it needs to be expanded and updated. Cash Wakefield family tree homepage: http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/w/a/k/Cash-W- Wakefield/index.html
Cash Wakefield email: Cashww@cox.net
Wichita KS 67212 US
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
#68. To: Minerva (#0)
I wanna be the biggest kook.
Enemies of the Republic
#69. To: Critter, Minerva (#68)
You have competition. Continental Op is back at it himself as Solomon Kane on LP. It is hard to be the biggest when some of the pros refuse to retire. You cretin. Solomon Kane posted on 2007-07-24 13:37:23 ET -------------------------------------------------- 37. To: Solomon Kane, redheadedstranger, continental op, Goldi-lox (#35) Cretin, eh? Mudboy Slim posted on 2007-07-24 13:41:47 ET -------------------------------------------------- 38. To: Mudboy Slim (#37) Goldi don't care so long as a I behave. Solomon Kane posted on 2007-07-24 13:43:26 ET -------------------------------------------------- "I wanna be the biggest kook."
35. To: Mudboy Slim (#34)
Everytime I check in here, we have to play the same old game.
Slim don't make a scene.
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
#70. To: Ferret Mike (#69)
Ponchy is definitely one of the biggest kooks on the net. He will be over here as soon as Goldi boots him off LP. That is probably ok. We don't have a designated site kook right now and Ponchy has experience in that role.
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
#71. To: Minerva (#70)
Yep, without her, the magic muffin in the sky would have enough fruits and nuts baked into it.
"He will be over here as soon as Goldi boots him off LP."
Thesis: Official 9/11 story is an unproven conspiracy theory. http://911truth.org http://Justicefor911.org http://summeroftruth.org Probable-cause standards have been met for an unlimited investigation of unsolved crimes relating to the events of Sept. 11, including allegations of criminal negligence, cover-up, complicity or commission of the attacks by US officials and assets of intel services.
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