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Title: Bin Laden Uncovers Secret Formula to Halt Aging Process
Source:
Prison Planet
URL Source: http://infowars.com/articles/terror ... secret_anti_ageing_process.htm
Published: Jul 17, 2007
Author: Paul Joseph Watson
Post Date: 2007-07-17 16:27:36 by who knows what evil
Keywords: Osama, Fountain, Youth
Views: 352
Comments: 9
In his spare time between traversing and hiding in the caves of the mountainous Pakistani border region, Osama bin Laden has amazingly found the time to develop a secret scientific formula that completely halts the ageing process! Don't believe us? Look at the photos, Osama hasn't aged a day since 2001!
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#1. To: christine, Zipporah, All! (#0)
Click on the source link for the amazing photos! (I don't know how to post the articles with embedded photos...if someone else can do so in the body of the thread; feel free to do so!) It's time to let bygones be bygones, and get this sh*t on the store shelves as quickly as possible! This is just what you ladies have been seeking for centuries!
At this point in time I consider Osama Bin Laden to be about as real as Fred Flintstone, Paul Bunyan or the Michelin Man. He is, IMHO, a fake construct created by the CIA to give us all a bogeyman to hate. And when the fake, computer generated images of him don't do the job of getting the sheeple all whupped up any longer, they'll come up with a new and improved version of some bogeyman for all the sheeple to bleat at. Me, I'm not buying it. Everything this administration says is a damned lie, and I refuse to believe anything they say about anything whatsoever.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#2. To: who knows what evil (#1)
 | Capitalism is NOT an economic system, it's a RELIGION for ASSHOLES! |
#3. To: Elliott Jackalope (#2)
I usually compare him to Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. Sorry to hear about the Michelin man being a fake, though...I liked that little dog of his...
At this point in time I consider Osama Bin Laden to be about as real as Fred Flintstone, Paul Bunyan or the Michelin Man.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#4. To: Elliott Jackalope (#2)
Amen brother, say it loud and say it often.I sure as hell do.
Everything this administration says is a damned lie, and I refuse to believe anything they say about anything whatsoever.
#5. To: who knows what evil (#0) (Edited)
Considering bin Laden supposedly has a kidney disease reportedly treated by Reuters in 2001 .. I'd say he'd have aged quite a bit .. unless he's had a kidney transplant and if so he'd be on anti-rejection medication .. here are a few of the drugs given and their side effects.. Most side effects of Prednisone are dose-related and may decrease or subside as the dose is reduced: Possible Side Effects (Neoral) Most side effects are dose-related and may decrease or subside as the dose is adjusted: * HeadachePossible Side Effects
* Nausea
* Diarrhea
* High blood pressure
* Tremor
* Hair loss
* Tingling of hands or feet
* Trouble sleeping
* Diabetes (elevated blood sugar)
* Abnormal kidney function
* Increased risk for infections
#6. To: who knows what evil (#1)
yeah, get me some of that stuff!
It's time to let bygones be bygones, and get this sh*t on the store shelves as quickly as possible! This is just what you ladies have been seeking for centuries!
#7. To: who knows what evil (#0)
bin Laden is getting younger and younger every year. Soon, he'll be a teenager again, the way he was on the right side here.
Chickenhawk: the weakest link that squeaks the loudest.
#8. To: who knows what evil (#1)
OSAMA 2001 ----- OSAMA 2007 ----- This demonstrates the anti-aging effect of getting into shape by dragging a dialysis machine around the Tora Bora mountains and the regenerative effect of the pure mountain spring water. Osama is only a front for the infamous Kayser Soze.
Click on the source link for the amazing photos! (I don't know how to post the articles with embedded photos...if someone else can do so in the body of the thread; feel free to do so!)
#9. To: who knows what evil (#1)
He's got that 76 virgins thing going. Sex makes men younger. Lack of sex makes us older. Obviously, the guy is knee-deep.
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