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Published: Jul 21, 2007
Author: me
Post Date: 2007-07-21 22:43:07 by farmfriend
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#3. To: farmfriend (#0)
it sucked.. end of story
Nice that you were to the point. If it helps I am looking at dealing with six quarelling children of my recently deceased father in law who transferred $100,000 to her account ten days before he died. I is not going to be pretty or fun. Like reading and understanding Louisiana legal documents????? It is Louis the fourteenth kinda stuff. Completely designed to bamboozle the non lawyers.
Oh gawd.. nothing worse than that crap.. thank gawd Im an only child.. dealing with two deaths in the last 8 or 9 months was not fun.. if I had to deal with that Id want to eat a bullet..
Well maybe you got a lot over with so it might be smooth sailing for a long while. Till Mr Right comes along.
.. I dont think he exists..
.. I dont think he exists.. Well Mr Wrong does. That butt is everywhere.
.. Oh lord do I know this! It just boggles the mind .. how inept and obvious they are.. one man I went out with.. actually said to me.. FIRST date.. "I like to travel and have sex.. " .. Uh I said ...hmm doesnt everybody? I should add first and LAST date.. -
Must be a fan of Amtrack sleepers.
LOL! oh and another one took me to a very upscale restaurant..at first i was impressed.. I mentioned that they had a very nice lobster bisque .. well we sat down ..first we got a nice bottle of wine.and then he said...lets order hor dourves .. well he ordered: crab dip, scallops, mussels and another (I dont recall what it was) TONS of food.. I told him oh gosh I cant eat all this..!! then he ordered the lobster bisque. I said this is too much..~ .. then to the entree.. I told him.. there is plenty of food here..I dont want an entree.. He then ordered us both an entree.. it was UNREAL the table was loaded with food.. He then asked for a box to take home the leftovers. I thought good lord.. but it gets better .. he scraped all the food.. into several boxes AND then he scraped MY PLATE into a box for himself! Then the check came and it turned out he had free dinners there b/c they had messed up an order he had there previously.. he only wanted to give the waitress a $5 tip!! Needless to say.. that was my first and only date with him as well.. gawd.
Good God, I hate to ask where you are meeting these guys. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.
.. I suppose but they're idiots.. I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons.. Oh I have a few even worse stories.. these are the G rated ones :P
#79. To: Zipporah (#78)
Tell the R ones, at least. Come on, now! ;-)
LOL! haven't talked to me much have ya? I'd love to hear em. Too bad no one visits my forum, I have an adult section where you could post em.
We can always surprise ya. You do like surprises???
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#20. To: Zipporah (#3)
#28. To: tom007 (#20)
#48. To: Zipporah (#28)
dealing with two deaths in the last 8 or 9 months was not fun.. if I had to deal with that Id want to eat a bullet..
#51. To: tom007 (#48)
Till Mr Right comes along.
#54. To: Zipporah (#51)
Till Mr Right comes along.
#56. To: tom007 (#54)
(Edited)
Well Mr Wrong does. That butt is everywhere.
#59. To: Zipporah (#56)
"I like to travel and have sex.. " .
#66. To: tom007 (#59)
Must be a fan of Amtrack sleepers.
#73. To: Zipporah (#66)
#78. To: farmfriend (#73)
Good God, I hate to ask where you are meeting these guys. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.
Replies to Comment # 78.
#82. To: Zipporah (#78)
I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons..
Oh I have a few even worse stories..
#90. To: Zipporah (#78)
I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons..
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