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Published: Jul 21, 2007
Author: me
Post Date: 2007-07-21 22:43:07 by farmfriend
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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)
I've just finished reading a fascinating article posted by byeltsin.
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
OKAY I'll go first. After strattelling an alligator last night(going to try to get some pixs, cause I know it may be hard for some to believe, but if you have ever lived in Louisiana, its not too hard), worked in the horrible heat to clean and paint my sister in laws house to put it up for sale so she can move into her mother's house and take care of her. But all she does well is smile, complain and smoke cigs. That's not a critic but an observation. She can drive, so that's a plus. She is really good about smoking cigs.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
it sucked.. end of story
Great report, but how were the shrimp cooked today? Enjoy, while you can.
Ouch! I'm busy trying to clean a spot so I can do some quilting. I've picked out fabric for two medium sized wall hangings. Started back to work after two weeks of limited work and two weeks of no work. My legs are killing me. I didn't know you could get out of shape so fast.
..sorry to say this but that sounds boring as hell..
LOL! Yeah not for everyone. The results are nice though. Mine sucked, as well. I could have gone to the Ron Paul gathering in South Carolina today, but I was committed to a previous engagement, which completely crapped out. I'd drink, but I'm too tired to pick up any bottle, even one full of good imported beer.
I haven't been to a happy hour in years. As I recall, they lasted longer than an hour......
what do you do with dozens of quilts? .. Im trying to purge shit from my house not make more shit to have to get rid of.. *you can tell Im in a super mood tonight :P
That's what made them 'happy'...
I can't stand accumulating 'stuff'...I have a 'packrat' neighbor that drives me nuts...basement, garage, barn; just full of, as you put it so succinctly; sh*t.
I give a lot of mine away such as the baby quilt I show above. I'm not a prolific quilter so it hasn't been a problem yet. My intent is to decorate with them. I hope to have seasonal and holiday related ones. I have no real place to quilt so it's hard for me to get anything done.
..my ex..now deceased .. was a packrat.. when he moved out.. I asked him to take his shit of course he didnt.. the judge had an order at the divorce that he had to get his crap out of my house or it was then mine to do with as I wanted.. well then he passed away so Im stuck with all this crap.. he saved everything.. after he died.. I got a shipment of coats.. yes COATS ... there were a dozen freaking coats he had purchased b/f he passed away.. oh and I didnt mention the shipment of HATS he ordered.. dozens of caps.. it goes on and on.. UGH..
Boring day. I kept thinking it was Sunday. The day had that sort of feel to it. It's 97 degrees here and that is horrible. Most of the windows are puttied shut on the house. The real effort goes into keeping out the cold and wind. When it's hot, everyone is kind of lost. Will play the fiddle with some people down in Boulder tomorrow. Haven't played the thing in public since since about 1994. Been practicing and sweating from the heat all day.
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I have more shit than I know what to do with.. and Ive been trying to purge .. and Ive been doing it off and on for months.. I still have so much crap .. I'll never be rid of it all..
Yard sale.
I had one of those. He had a 4 bedroom house with little paths. After he died his nephew came with his wife to work on cleaning the place out. He opened the kitchen door to the garage to look for the battery charger and his wife exclaimed, "I thought you said there was a car in here". There was, two of them. Couldn't see either of them. He kept stacks of old school desks in the back yard. I guess he had a twin brother who was the same way.
Open a thrift shop.
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Nice that you were to the point. If it helps I am looking at dealing with six quarelling children of my recently deceased father in law who transferred $100,000 to her account ten days before he died. I is not going to be pretty or fun. Like reading and understanding Louisiana legal documents????? It is Louis the fourteenth kinda stuff. Completely designed to bamboozle the non lawyers.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
..I'd rather pitch it.. Ive given more stuff away to St. Vincents.. TONS .. Ive had weeks on garbage day ..the crap tossed out in front of my house, looked like the WTC wreckage there was so much shit.. I still have tons!
LOL! One of my friends had to go clean after her parents passed. She found a drawer full of used batteries. Got to wonder about that one.
..hell I have a drawer full of those myself. :P
.. I could..good idea..I have tons of tools.. I had 4 cars of his to get rid of.. thankfully Im now down to 1 truck.. I can give ya a good deal if you need a truck..
I don't have a/c so I feel for ya. Cool! Wish I could hear it.
A match works real well!
Laughing my ass off.......... I can kinda sew like sails and boots and compound fractures....
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Oh gawd.. nothing worse than that crap.. thank gawd Im an only child.. dealing with two deaths in the last 8 or 9 months was not fun.. if I had to deal with that Id want to eat a bullet..
Insurance fire?
Cooked a ham today but got some 20 count shrimp in the freezer for a day soon to come.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Hmmm, will it pass CA smog? Out of state stuff and be expensive to import.
That't the problem here. No a/c anywhere. The place isn't set up for heat. It's going to be miserable from now until the end of August. There is a river here where they do white water rafting. Really swift with huge rocks and stuff. Evey0one was swimming in it today. I was surprised. I always thought it would be too dangerous, but no one seemed to have a problem.
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I absolutely HATE sewing.. my mother was an excellent seamstress.. I used to think holy gawd in heaven I'd rather lose an eye than do that shit...
LOL! You don't know how many times I have said that and for the very same reason!
I had no desire to ever deal with any of that...poor as church mice parents didn't leave anything; and I don't have kids. Anything I have left will go to cats.
..hell I dont know.. it's a Dodge Dakota.. 4X .. selling it for 2k under blue book..
Craig's list!
..my mother's estate isnt settled yet.. on that I am glad Im an only child :P .. I have 2 kids.. thank goodness they've been a God send really.. helped me a lot thru some very trying times..
.. good idea.. I have to be rid of this damned thing.. the insurance is costing me and its not being driven.. so I have to get rid of it soon...
Can't say that about my cats, although I have saved a fortune in college tuition...
Plan ahead!
Any lakes or cliffs nearby..? "Sheriff; I'd like to report a stolen truck..."
LOL! hey there ya go :P
I'd keep the truck. I almost sold my old van last summer and now I'm really glad I didn't. I seem to use it about once a week for hauling something or camping. I just have liability on it and that doesn't cost much. Less that renting a truck a couple of times a year.
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..yeah .. I just have too much stuff.. but youre right.. about needing it occasionally for hauling things..
If its not your primary vehicle it will last the rest of your life and you'll always be glad you have it. I just spent a thousand bucks having my old van rebuilt with this in mind. I never drive it now except when I need a truck.
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Zipporah posted on 2007-07-21 23:12:16 ET Reply Trace Private Reply We must have one ton or more of useless books, dollies (whatever they are), assorted crappola, cerramic clown figurines not to mention just plain ole garbage that SIL accumulated from her ill starred life in the house her hopeful parents bot her. Now her utterly dispicable 24 yo son is living there for free, ignoring his six yo son, (educated by the TV) trying to kill himself with pharmas. Some stolen from his grandmothers pain pills. My wife and I were there yesterday and today loading their crapploa out of the house, scrubbing the counters, priming and painting the exterior of the house and soon the interior, the son's bedroom is court's evidence of mental illness,smells of garbage, IS GARBAGE, AND>>>>>>>>>>> I find a bag with about 15 playstation games in it, but he has no money. And as we were there cleaning up the rats nest they have created over twenty years, he comes in . lights a cig opens a beer and says hes going to the river, cause it's too hot to do anything. Yes we are sweating like fountians, and off he goes. Still have a house to paint. Seems we should do a blog together.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Well maybe you got a lot over with so it might be smooth sailing for a long while. Till Mr Right comes along.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
.. good lord..I feel your pain~ didnt ya just want to wring his neck??! OH I took photos of my ex's room after I finally got him to move out..if you could see them, you cannot imagine.... gack!.. I never went into his room.. it was so disgusting.. Ive finally gotten it cleaned out.. in the process of repainting etc.. everything in that room had to be pitched..
I'd much rather blow things up.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
.. I dont think he exists..
Good for you. Mine have put me through some trying times.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
.. they've honestly never gave me a moments worry.. minor things but nothing more. they've been really protective of me... and still are .. its funny.. whenever I've dated a man more than a few times.. my youngest son if hes here.. just happens to show my date his gun collection :P
.. I dont think he exists.. Well Mr Wrong does. That butt is everywhere.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
hilarious
.. Oh lord do I know this! It just boggles the mind .. how inept and obvious they are.. one man I went out with.. actually said to me.. FIRST date.. "I like to travel and have sex.. " .. Uh I said ...hmm doesnt everybody? I should add first and LAST date.. -
hilarious So that's where the pentagon wreckage was..
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
... yeah the garbage man had to wear a hazmat suit :P
Must be a fan of Amtrack sleepers.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
i'm the opposite of a packrat. in fact, if i'm not using it today, it goes in the trash. it's really gotten me into trouble a number of times with my husband. he says i've thrown away half of his net worth and that he's spent half his life digging through our trashcans trying to retrieve his stuff. i can't tell you how many times whatever it is is under coffee grounds. every time he can't find something now, i panic. :P
Easy joke, but for real my nephew's room is... well I would be happier cleaning toilets in a New Orleans Greyhound terminal. The next funeral is likely to be his. Or mine from something I catch from cleaning his room while he's partying at the lake.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Oddly enough, I was also cleaning out storage and trash somewhere..... It seems we are all getting this kind of thing done lately!
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... That kid needs to have something done to him.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Egads that's me. I just bot some paint roller extentions to paint the house when I drive to the house and Dear Wife is oblivously throwing roller extentions in the trash. Gad I spend so much time digging around in the garbage cans after DW straightens up the house. (Course that beer bottle full of piss prolly is ready to be ditched)
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
'Tis the season I guess. I'm up for some change I tell you.
LOL! oh and another one took me to a very upscale restaurant..at first i was impressed.. I mentioned that they had a very nice lobster bisque .. well we sat down ..first we got a nice bottle of wine.and then he said...lets order hor dourves .. well he ordered: crab dip, scallops, mussels and another (I dont recall what it was) TONS of food.. I told him oh gosh I cant eat all this..!! then he ordered the lobster bisque. I said this is too much..~ .. then to the entree.. I told him.. there is plenty of food here..I dont want an entree.. He then ordered us both an entree.. it was UNREAL the table was loaded with food.. He then asked for a box to take home the leftovers. I thought good lord.. but it gets better .. he scraped all the food.. into several boxes AND then he scraped MY PLATE into a box for himself! Then the check came and it turned out he had free dinners there b/c they had messed up an order he had there previously.. he only wanted to give the waitress a $5 tip!! Needless to say.. that was my first and only date with him as well.. gawd.
Well I hope you didn't overdo it Percy!
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
My husband cleaned the garage and found a bunch of tools he had lost and rebought. Now he has at least 3 of everything and I think the paint roller count is up to 5.
OH I know.. ! Your house doesnt have a lot of extra nonsense..
O Yes and it is coming and it will not be pretty. Mama's moving out.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Only 5 .. I must have 15..maybe 20
Oh, I've been renovating for weeks. Painting, hauling, patching..... I'm done for a few weeks, then more to do later.....I need a drink.....
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Good God, I hate to ask where you are meeting these guys. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.
Don't give it away for free ------ write a book.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
He probably will sponge off of others....at least it won't be your problem! I hate clueless people like that.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... LOL! Yikes. His might actually be 7 but still that isn't that bad compared. I feel for ya.
I have almost every tool a fool could need. But I can't find em. Which led me to the profound revelation, if ya can't find it, ya don't really have it. (This is a freebie, no credit card charge)
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
.. I suppose but they're idiots.. I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons.. Oh I have a few even worse stories.. these are the G rated ones :P
Tell the R ones, at least. Come on, now! ;-)
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... ..I should.. these are just two of many.. Im not dating anyone now.. I needed a breather... for awhile I was dating a LOT.. but I've had my fill for awhile.. as I said Mr. Right doesnt exist.. I wasnt looking for perfect just semi-normal..:P
.. I dont think he exists.. He's wondering if you exist as well.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
LOL! haven't talked to me much have ya? I'd love to hear em. Too bad no one visits my forum, I have an adult section where you could post em.
Come on, now! ;-) Hmm.. let me think about that one. :P
I think people are lucky if they can just find a companion to pass the time with.
.. ya think?
..,. well I was hoping for more than that ! :P
Just be creative.... "Hummer", is not a vehicle. For example.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... ROFL!!
Haven't followed the story in adults, but in college was amazed that some of the men who I knew to be the good guys, smart, clear thinking full of good ideas, good looking, ( engineers, mountian climbers) well spoke talented multi-lingual sensitive and cultured, were shunned by women. And yet they flocked to me. It never made any sense.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
We can always surprise ya. You do like surprises???
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
You must be a bad boy!
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Come on, now! ;-) Yeh Yeh Save the XXX for subscriber only. (not that I know about that, really)
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
..you know for me it's not looks.. it's not wealth.. it's intelligence and personality.. good conversationalists..and being self-assured.. intelligence is a powerful aphodesiac for women..well at least for me.. :P
I think people are lucky if they can just find a companion to pass the time with. After what I have been dealing with in family situations lately, that is so correct.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Speaking of which, your monthly is due soon....for the plushy site.....
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... It is for me. Talk brainy to me baby!
Yeah I think if I knew then what I know now I would have done things differently.
.. pleasant surprises.. yes~ Ive had a few surprises I'd rather pass on :P
I just visited, but was unable to register. Can't see any "registration form." If you're not getting participation, that could be why ...
- - - - - - - - - - - Hey Enderby!! How are ya.. ..know any single brainiacs that arent loons ? :P
Zipporah posted on 2007-07-22 1:10:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply Well now it's clear why you are having problems. Get with the program, be normal, and superficial. Watch lots of TV to tell you what's important in your tv centered life. (It is not always easy to be one of the aware folks, but you already knew that).
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
LOL! You are right, sadly enough....
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... (It is not always easy to be one of the aware folks, but you already knew that). .. this could be the problem.. but most of the men I dated were truly intelligent men.. but inept.. superficial in other ways.. saw me as a divorcee/widow and well.. like the one that told me ... that he missed the feel of a woman's underarm.. (I was like did I just hear what I thought I heard him say? :P )
I was joking about they flocked to me. But yes FF I think a lot of the girls might wonder what they were thinking. The young men I hung with became the men that hold their society together as older men, the ones other come to seeking seasoned hard earned advice. And the young boys that attracted many of the girls ..... I'll leave it at that.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
With ya on that one Z. Got a bunch of Louisiana Lawyers to deal with this week. Gator wrestling gonna look fun compared to that.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
..know any single brainiacs that arent loons ? :P Doing okay, thanks. Just got back from a week in Los Angeles, and my home's looking pretty good to me this weekend. I have a son I could offer you who's single, and smart, and isn't a loon, although he does have his eccentricities. But then, he's 27, and that would seem a little creepy, I guess. I would ask how you're doing, but after reading the thread, it looks as if you're having a frustrating time. Give yourself a big old hug, and I'll try to pretend I had something to do with it ...
- - - - - - - - - - - ..oh boy.. and Louisiana doesnt have the best rep as far as lawyers are concerned..
.. thanks for the link! .. Well yeah that would be a bit creepy.. although I've had a 24 year old ask me out! I thought .. have you lost your mind ? :P.. It's funny.. I never in my oddest dream thought I'd be where I am at this time of life.. but oh well.. so it goes.. ( I do need that hug bout now ..)
Hey, I've seen your picture, so I'm not surprised that there'd be a 24-year-old in the crowd of men who'd like to enjoy your society. One thing that does surprise me is the "feel of a woman's underarm" guy ... that is pretty bizarre. You wonder what's in some folks' heads. But like my old dad used to say, "some things it's better not to know."
- - - - - - - - - - - The gators have a far better reputation. They are not slimely.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Wouldn't want to be predictable would ya?
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
It's nice and cool here in Chicago. Actually, chilly. I have a leather jacket on since I have all the doors open. By the time Lollapalooza comes, for sure, it will be 98 and humid, but I get to see the Stooges again, so I'll live. The down part is I have to suffer through Pearl Jam, because I have a friend coming here for a week, mainly to see them and hang out (we haven't seen each other since the 70s). I loathe Pearl Jam. I guess it could be Dave Matthews. When his bus driver dumped their toilet on tourists boating on the Chicago River, my immediate response was, well, it COULD have been the Dave Mathews Band instead.
One thing for sure. I doubt most people here even REMEMBER 24. I'm pretty sure I turned 24, but I was in college then. Things are hazy.
I laid 2200 square feet of ceramic tile, built a walkin cooler, ran 60 feet of 2 inch gas line with connections to 10 pieces of restaurant equipment, wired telephone jacks, DSL shit, and probably another 10 or 15 miscelaneous items in the last 10 days. I need a happy week, not a measely hour. hehehe
Dow Jones will be 2% just to you alone on Monday.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Now I have to drive home, 14 hours, and be ready to start two bathrooms and a kitchen renovation on Monday. lol I'm too old for this shit. I need a sugar mama.
E=MC²
Ya gotta be kidding thats toooooooooo much.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
I need one. Where is it? What is it? How much? Can I trade you uhm... errr... adult favors for it? ;)
It is, really. My knees are shot, back is shot, and I haven't slept much in ten days, but my brother is down here in NC by himself, opening an italian restaurant and needed help putting it all together. Once I get done with the kitchen and baths back home in NY, it's back to NC for finishing touches, then a week of R&R on the beach, bikini hunting, and fishing in the gulf stream. :)
LOL! Everyone knows that one.
A few have registered over the last few days. Right under the ads there is a brown bar with "welcome guest" next to that is the choice to log in or register.
Sure we do...but as the saying goes; they are either already married or queer as a $3 bill.
Sell them for a few hundred dollars apiece. I've never been to TN when I didn't see scores of quilt sales along the road.
Back in '00, when our mother went to Heaven, we called for a forty cubic yard roll-off to get rid of "stuff," had to do the same last year when our father joined her, and still had enough "stuff" left to hire an estate seller company to come out and sell the rest. They NEVER got rid of ANYTHING.
I sincerely hope that this does not mean that the FIL died intestate - you could be down there for years.
75 degrees, low humidity, beautful day, perfect, actually. I sat in the back, smoked a cigar, drank a glass of white wine and watched my pug run in circles in the backyard. Everyone who passed by laffed and laffed and laffed at him.
Chickenhawk: the weakest link that squeaks the loudest.
It is for me. Talk brainy to me baby! 2+(xy-h20)e=MC2. Oooh, baby, more! more!
Chickenhawk: the weakest link that squeaks the loudest.
Damn, and I had to go to bed last night..... It does appear we are all working ourselves like crazy this summer. Hey, is the restaurant going to have decent food? ;-)
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Hmm ~ now this is something I'll have to consider ..
It's in Moorehead City, NC, and yeah, it will have great food! :)
That's been a fair amount of considering... how hath thou decided?
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#4. To: tom007 (#2)
#5. To: Zipporah (#3)
it sucked.. end of story
#6. To: farmfriend (#5)
#7. To: Zipporah (#6)
..sorry to say this but that sounds boring as hell..
#8. To: farmfriend (#0)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#9. To: all (#6)
#10. To: farmfriend (#7)
#11. To: Jethro Tull (#9)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#12. To: Zipporah (#10)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#13. To: Zipporah (#10)
what do you do with dozens of quilts? ..
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#15. To: farmfriend (#0)
#16. To: farmfriend (#13)
#17. To: Zipporah (#14)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#18. To: who knows what evil (#12)
I have a 'packrat' neighbor that drives me nuts
#19. To: Zipporah (#16)
#20. To: Zipporah (#3)
#21. To: who knows what evil (#17)
#22. To: Zipporah (#14)
#23. To: farmfriend (#22)
#24. To: ... (#19)
#25. To: ... (#15)
It's 97 degrees here and that is horrible.
Will play the fiddle with some people down in Boulder tomorrow.
#26. To: Zipporah (#16)
I'll never be rid of it all..
#27. To: Zipporah, farmfriend (#6)
sorry to say this but that sounds boring as hell..
#28. To: tom007 (#20)
#29. To: Zipporah (#21)
..I'd rather pitch it..
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#30. To: lodwick (#4)
Great report, but how were the shrimp cooked today?
#31. To: Zipporah (#24)
I can give ya a good deal if you need a truck..
#32. To: farmfriend (#25)
#33. To: tom007 (#27)
#34. To: Zipporah, tom007 (#28)
Oh gawd.. nothing worse than that crap.. thank gawd Im an only child..
#35. To: Zipporah, tom007 (#28)
Oh gawd.. nothing worse than that crap..
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#36. To: farmfriend (#31)
#37. To: Zipporah (#36)
it's a Dodge Dakota.. 4X .. selling it for 2k under blue book..
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#39. To: farmfriend (#37)
#40. To: Zipporah (#38)
.. helped me a lot thru some very trying times..
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#41. To: Zipporah (#38)
I have 2 kids..
#42. To: Zipporah (#39)
.. good idea.. I have to be rid of this damned thing.. the insurance is costing me and its not being driven.. so I have to get rid of it soon...
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#43. To: who knows what evil (#42)
#44. To: Zipporah (#43)
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#47. To: Zipporah (#10)
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what do you do with dozens of quilts? .. Im trying to purge shit from my house not make more shit to have to get rid of.. *you can tell Im in a super mood tonight :P
#48. To: Zipporah (#28)
dealing with two deaths in the last 8 or 9 months was not fun.. if I had to deal with that Id want to eat a bullet..
#49. To: tom007 (#47)
#50. To: Zipporah (#33)
absolutely HATE sewing.. my mother was an excellent seamstress.. I used to think holy gawd in heaven I'd rather lose an eye than do that shit...
#51. To: tom007 (#48)
Till Mr Right comes along.
#52. To: Zipporah (#38)
have 2 kids.. thank goodness they've been a God send really.. helped me a lot thru some very trying times..
#53. To: tom007 (#52)
Good for you. Mine have put me through some trying times.
#54. To: Zipporah (#51)
Till Mr Right comes along.
#55. To: Zipporah (#21)
the crap tossed out in front of my house, looked like the WTC wreckage there was so much shit..
#56. To: tom007 (#54)
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Well Mr Wrong does. That butt is everywhere.
#57. To: christine, zipporah (#55)
the crap tossed out in front of my house, looked like the WTC wreckage there was so much shit..
#58. To: tom007 (#57)
#59. To: Zipporah (#56)
"I like to travel and have sex.. " .
#60. To: who knows what evil, Zipporah, farmfriend, tom007 (#12)
#61. To: Zipporah (#58)
yeah the garbage man had to wear a hazmat suit :P
#62. To: farmfriend, all (#0)
#63. To: tom007 (#61)
#64. To: christine (#60)
i'm the opposite of a packrat. in fact, if i'm not using it today, it goes in the trash. it's really gotten me into trouble a number of times with my husband. he says i've thrown away half of his net worth and that he's spent half his life digging through our trashcans trying to retrieve his stuff. i can't tell you how many times whatever it is is under coffee grounds. every time he can't find something now, i panic. :P
#65. To: PercyDovetonsils (#62)
It seems we are all getting this kind of thing done lately!
#66. To: tom007 (#59)
Must be a fan of Amtrack sleepers.
#67. To: PercyDovetonsils (#62)
#68. To: tom007 (#64)
Egads that's me. I just bot some paint roller extentions to paint the house when I drive to the house and Dear Wife is oblivously throwing roller extentions in the trash.
#69. To: christine (#60)
#70. To: PercyDovetonsils (#63)
That kid needs to have something done to him.
#71. To: farmfriend (#68)
I think the paint roller count is up to 5.
#72. To: tom007 (#67)
#73. To: Zipporah (#66)
#74. To: Zipporah (#66)
en the check came and it turned out he had free dinners there b/c they had messed up an order he had there previously.. he only wanted to give the waitress a $5 tip!! Needless to say.. that was my first and only date with him as well.. gawd.
#75. To: tom007 (#70)
#76. To: Zipporah (#71)
Only 5 .. I must have 15..maybe 20
#77. To: farmfriend (#68)
en the check came and it turned out he had free dinners there b/c they had messed up an order he had there previously.. he only wanted to give the waitress a $5 tip!! Needless to say.. that was my first and only date with him as well.. gawd.
#78. To: farmfriend (#73)
Good God, I hate to ask where you are meeting these guys. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.
#79. To: Zipporah (#78)
#80. To: tom007 (#74)
Don't give it away for free ------ write a book.
#81. To: Zipporah (#51)
Till Mr Right comes along.
#82. To: Zipporah (#78)
I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons..
Oh I have a few even worse stories..
#83. To: PercyDovetonsils (#79)
Tell the R ones, at least.
#84. To: Zipporah (#80)
I wasnt looking for perfect just semi-normal..:
#85. To: tom007 (#81)
He's wondering if you exist as well.
#86. To: farmfriend (#84)
I think people are lucky if they can just find a companion to pass the time with.
#87. To: Zipporah (#83)
#88. To: PercyDovetonsils (#87)
#89. To: farmfriend, zipporah (#73)
. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.
#90. To: Zipporah (#78)
I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons..
#91. To: tom007 (#90)
#92. To: PercyDovetonsils (#79)
Tell the R ones, at least.
#93. To: tom007 (#89)
#94. To: farmfriend (#84)
I wasnt looking for perfect just semi-normal..:
#95. To: tom007 (#92)
Save the XXX for subscriber only. (not that I know about that, really)
#96. To: Zipporah (#93)
intelligence is a powerful aphodesiac for women..
#97. To: tom007 (#89)
#98. To: tom007 (#90)
We can always surprise ya. You do like surprises???
#99. To: farmfriend (#82)
I'd love to hear em. Too bad no one visits my forum ...
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#100. To: Enderby (#99)
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#101. To: Zipporah (#93)
it's not wealth.. it's intelligence and personality.. good conversationalists..and being self-assured.. intelligence is a powerful aphodesiac for women..well at least for me.. :P
#102. To: tom007 (#101)
Well now it's clear why you are having problems. Get with the program, be normal, and superficial. Watch lots of TV to tell you what's important in your tv centered life.
#103. To: tom007 (#101)
Well now it's clear why you are having problems. Get with the program, be normal, and superficial. Watch lots of TV to tell you what's important in your tv centered life.
#104. To: farmfriend (#97)
Yeah I think if I knew then what I know now I would have done things differently.
#105. To: Zipporah (#98)
Ive had a few surprises I'd rather pass on :P
#106. To: Zipporah (#100)
Hey Enderby!! How are ya..
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#107. To: tom007 (#105)
With ya on that one Z. Got a bunch of Louisiana Lawyers to deal with this week. Gator wrestling gonna look fun compared to that.
#108. To: Enderby (#106)
#109. To: Zipporah (#108)
I've had a 24 year old ask me out!
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#110. To: Zipporah (#107)
y.. and Louisiana doesnt have the best rep as far as lawyers are concerned..
#111. To: Zipporah (#108)
It's funny.. I never in my oddest dream thought I'd be where I am at this time of life.. but oh well.. so it goes.
#112. To: tom007 (#111)
#113. To: Zipporah (#108)
HUG
#114. To: farmfriend (#0)
Enemies of the Republic
#115. To: Critter (#114)
00 square feet of ceramic tile, built a walkin cooler, ran 60 feet of 2 inch gas line with connections to 10 pieces of restaurant equipment, wired telephone jacks, DSL shit, and probably another 10 or 15 miscelaneous items in the last 10 days. I need a happy week, not a measely hour. hehehe
#116. To: tom007 (#115)
Enemies of the Republic
#117. To: farmfriend (#96)
Enemies of the Republic
#118. To: Critter (#116)
#119. To: Zipporah (#24)
I can give ya a good deal if you need a truck..
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#120. To: tom007 (#118)
Enemies of the Republic
#121. To: Critter (#117)
E=MC²
#122. To: Enderby (#99)
I just visited, but was unable to register. Can't see any "registration form."
#123. To: Zipporah (#80)
... as I said Mr. Right doesnt exist...
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#124. To: Zipporah (#10)
what do you do with dozens of quilts?
#125. To: tom007, Zipporah, estate settlers (#47)
#126. To: tom007 (#105)
With ya on that one Z. Got a bunch of Louisiana Lawyers to deal with this week. Gator wrestling gonna look fun compared to that.
#127. To: farmfriend (#0)
#128. To: farmfriend (#96)
intelligence is a powerful aphodesiac for women..
#129. To: Critter (#119)
To: Zipporah I can give ya a good deal if you need a truck.. I need one. Where is it? What is it? How much? Can I trade you uhm... errr... adult favors for it? ;)
#130. To: Critter (#119)
I need one. Where is it? What is it? How much? Can I trade you uhm... errr... adult favors for it? ;)
#131. To: PercyDovetonsils (#129)
Enemies of the Republic
#132. To: Zipporah (#130)
Hmm ~ now this is something I'll have to consider ..
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