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Published: Jul 21, 2007
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Post Date: 2007-07-21 22:43:07 by farmfriend
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#72. To: tom007 (#67)

Oh, I've been renovating for weeks. Painting, hauling, patching.....

I'm done for a few weeks, then more to do later.....I need a drink.....

Swimming around in my bourbon highball.....

PercyDovetonsils  posted on  2007-07-22   0:52:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: Zipporah (#66)

Good God, I hate to ask where you are meeting these guys. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.


farmfriend  posted on  2007-07-22   0:52:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: Zipporah (#66)

en the check came and it turned out he had free dinners there b/c they had messed up an order he had there previously.. he only wanted to give the waitress a $5 tip!! Needless to say.. that was my first and only date with him as well.. gawd.

Don't give it away for free ------ write a book.

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   0:52:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: tom007 (#70)

He probably will sponge off of others....at least it won't be your problem!

I hate clueless people like that.

Swimming around in my bourbon highball.....

PercyDovetonsils  posted on  2007-07-22   0:53:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#76. To: Zipporah (#71)

Only 5 .. I must have 15..maybe 20

LOL! Yikes. His might actually be 7 but still that isn't that bad compared. I feel for ya.


farmfriend  posted on  2007-07-22   0:53:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#77. To: farmfriend (#68)

en the check came and it turned out he had free dinners there b/c they had messed up an order he had there previously.. he only wanted to give the waitress a $5 tip!! Needless to say.. that was my first and only date with him as well.. gawd.

I have almost every tool a fool could need. But I can't find em. Which led me to the profound revelation, if ya can't find it, ya don't really have it.

(This is a freebie, no credit card charge)

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   0:55:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#78. To: farmfriend (#73)

Good God, I hate to ask where you are meeting these guys. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.

.. I suppose but they're idiots.. I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons.. Oh I have a few even worse stories.. these are the G rated ones :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   0:55:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: Zipporah (#78)

Tell the R ones, at least.

Come on, now! ;-)

Swimming around in my bourbon highball.....

PercyDovetonsils  posted on  2007-07-22   0:56:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#80. To: tom007 (#74)

Don't give it away for free ------ write a book.

..I should.. these are just two of many.. Im not dating anyone now.. I needed a breather... for awhile I was dating a LOT.. but I've had my fill for awhile.. as I said Mr. Right doesnt exist.. I wasnt looking for perfect just semi-normal..:P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   0:57:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#81. To: Zipporah (#51)

Till Mr Right comes along.

.. I dont think he exists..

He's wondering if you exist as well.

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   0:58:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#82. To: Zipporah (#78)

I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons..

LOL! haven't talked to me much have ya?

Oh I have a few even worse stories..

I'd love to hear em. Too bad no one visits my forum, I have an adult section where you could post em.


farmfriend  posted on  2007-07-22   0:58:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#83. To: PercyDovetonsils (#79)

Tell the R ones, at least.

Come on, now! ;-)

Hmm.. let me think about that one. :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   0:58:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#84. To: Zipporah (#80)

I wasnt looking for perfect just semi-normal..:

I think people are lucky if they can just find a companion to pass the time with.


farmfriend  posted on  2007-07-22   1:00:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#85. To: tom007 (#81)

He's wondering if you exist as well.

.. ya think?

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   1:00:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#86. To: farmfriend (#84)

I think people are lucky if they can just find a companion to pass the time with.

..,. well I was hoping for more than that ! :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   1:01:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#87. To: Zipporah (#83)

Just be creative.... "Hummer", is not a vehicle. For example.

Swimming around in my bourbon highball.....

PercyDovetonsils  posted on  2007-07-22   1:01:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#88. To: PercyDovetonsils (#87)

ROFL!!

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   1:02:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#89. To: farmfriend, zipporah (#73)

. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.

Haven't followed the story in adults, but in college was amazed that some of the men who I knew to be the good guys, smart, clear thinking full of good ideas, good looking, ( engineers, mountian climbers) well spoke talented multi-lingual sensitive and cultured, were shunned by women.

And yet they flocked to me. It never made any sense.

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   1:06:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#90. To: Zipporah (#78)

I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons..

We can always surprise ya. You do like surprises???

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   1:08:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#91. To: tom007 (#90)

You must be a bad boy!

Swimming around in my bourbon highball.....

PercyDovetonsils  posted on  2007-07-22   1:09:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#92. To: PercyDovetonsils (#79)

Tell the R ones, at least.

Come on, now! ;-)

Yeh Yeh Save the XXX for subscriber only. (not that I know about that, really)

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   1:10:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#93. To: tom007 (#89)

..you know for me it's not looks.. it's not wealth.. it's intelligence and personality.. good conversationalists..and being self-assured.. intelligence is a powerful aphodesiac for women..well at least for me.. :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   1:10:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#94. To: farmfriend (#84)

I wasnt looking for perfect just semi-normal..:

I think people are lucky if they can just find a companion to pass the time with.

After what I have been dealing with in family situations lately, that is so correct.

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   1:12:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#95. To: tom007 (#92)

Save the XXX for subscriber only. (not that I know about that, really)

Speaking of which, your monthly is due soon....for the plushy site.....

Swimming around in my bourbon highball.....

PercyDovetonsils  posted on  2007-07-22   1:13:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#96. To: Zipporah (#93)

intelligence is a powerful aphodesiac for women..

It is for me. Talk brainy to me baby!


farmfriend  posted on  2007-07-22   1:13:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#97. To: tom007 (#89)

Yeah I think if I knew then what I know now I would have done things differently.


farmfriend  posted on  2007-07-22   1:16:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#98. To: tom007 (#90)

We can always surprise ya. You do like surprises???

.. pleasant surprises.. yes~ Ive had a few surprises I'd rather pass on :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   1:18:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#99. To: farmfriend (#82)

I'd love to hear em. Too bad no one visits my forum ...

I just visited, but was unable to register. Can't see any "registration form." If you're not getting participation, that could be why ...

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Enderby  posted on  2007-07-22   1:18:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#100. To: Enderby (#99) (Edited)

Hey Enderby!! How are ya..

..know any single brainiacs that arent loons ? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   1:19:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#101. To: Zipporah (#93)

it's not wealth.. it's intelligence and personality.. good conversationalists..and being self-assured.. intelligence is a powerful aphodesiac for women..well at least for me.. :P

Zipporah posted on 2007-07-22 1:10:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

Well now it's clear why you are having problems. Get with the program, be normal, and superficial. Watch lots of TV to tell you what's important in your tv centered life.

(It is not always easy to be one of the aware folks, but you already knew that).

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   1:20:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#102. To: tom007 (#101)

Well now it's clear why you are having problems. Get with the program, be normal, and superficial. Watch lots of TV to tell you what's important in your tv centered life.

LOL! You are right, sadly enough....

Swimming around in my bourbon highball.....

PercyDovetonsils  posted on  2007-07-22   1:23:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#103. To: tom007 (#101)

Well now it's clear why you are having problems. Get with the program, be normal, and superficial. Watch lots of TV to tell you what's important in your tv centered life.

(It is not always easy to be one of the aware folks, but you already knew that).

.. this could be the problem.. but most of the men I dated were truly intelligent men.. but inept.. superficial in other ways.. saw me as a divorcee/widow and well.. like the one that told me ... that he missed the feel of a woman's underarm.. (I was like did I just hear what I thought I heard him say? :P )

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   1:25:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#104. To: farmfriend (#97)

Yeah I think if I knew then what I know now I would have done things differently.

I was joking about they flocked to me.

But yes FF I think a lot of the girls might wonder what they were thinking. The young men I hung with became the men that hold their society together as older men, the ones other come to seeking seasoned hard earned advice.

And the young boys that attracted many of the girls ..... I'll leave it at that.

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   1:26:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#105. To: Zipporah (#98)

Ive had a few surprises I'd rather pass on :P

With ya on that one Z. Got a bunch of Louisiana Lawyers to deal with this week. Gator wrestling gonna look fun compared to that.

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   1:28:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#106. To: Zipporah (#100)

Hey Enderby!! How are ya..

..know any single brainiacs that arent loons ? :P

Doing okay, thanks. Just got back from a week in Los Angeles, and my home's looking pretty good to me this weekend.

I have a son I could offer you who's single, and smart, and isn't a loon, although he does have his eccentricities. But then, he's 27, and that would seem a little creepy, I guess.

I would ask how you're doing, but after reading the thread, it looks as if you're having a frustrating time. Give yourself a big old hug, and I'll try to pretend I had something to do with it ...

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Enderby  posted on  2007-07-22   1:32:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#107. To: tom007 (#105)

With ya on that one Z. Got a bunch of Louisiana Lawyers to deal with this week. Gator wrestling gonna look fun compared to that.

..oh boy.. and Louisiana doesnt have the best rep as far as lawyers are concerned..

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   1:33:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#108. To: Enderby (#106)

.. thanks for the link! ..

Well yeah that would be a bit creepy.. although I've had a 24 year old ask me out! I thought .. have you lost your mind ? :P..

It's funny.. I never in my oddest dream thought I'd be where I am at this time of life.. but oh well.. so it goes.. ( I do need that hug bout now ..)

Zipporah  posted on  2007-07-22   1:36:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#109. To: Zipporah (#108)

I've had a 24 year old ask me out!

Hey, I've seen your picture, so I'm not surprised that there'd be a 24-year-old in the crowd of men who'd like to enjoy your society. One thing that does surprise me is the "feel of a woman's underarm" guy ... that is pretty bizarre. You wonder what's in some folks' heads. But like my old dad used to say, "some things it's better not to know."

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Enderby  posted on  2007-07-22   1:45:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#110. To: Zipporah (#107)

y.. and Louisiana doesnt have the best rep as far as lawyers are concerned..

The gators have a far better reputation. They are not slimely.

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   1:46:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#111. To: Zipporah (#108)

It's funny.. I never in my oddest dream thought I'd be where I am at this time of life.. but oh well.. so it goes.

Wouldn't want to be predictable would ya?

"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato

tom007  posted on  2007-07-22   1:48:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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