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Published: Jul 21, 2007
Author: me
Post Date: 2007-07-21 22:43:07 by farmfriend
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#60. To: who knows what evil, Zipporah, farmfriend, tom007 (#12)
i'm the opposite of a packrat. in fact, if i'm not using it today, it goes in the trash. it's really gotten me into trouble a number of times with my husband. he says i've thrown away half of his net worth and that he's spent half his life digging through our trashcans trying to retrieve his stuff. i can't tell you how many times whatever it is is under coffee grounds. every time he can't find something now, i panic. :P
Easy joke, but for real my nephew's room is... well I would be happier cleaning toilets in a New Orleans Greyhound terminal. The next funeral is likely to be his. Or mine from something I catch from cleaning his room while he's partying at the lake.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Oddly enough, I was also cleaning out storage and trash somewhere..... It seems we are all getting this kind of thing done lately!
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... That kid needs to have something done to him.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Egads that's me. I just bot some paint roller extentions to paint the house when I drive to the house and Dear Wife is oblivously throwing roller extentions in the trash. Gad I spend so much time digging around in the garbage cans after DW straightens up the house. (Course that beer bottle full of piss prolly is ready to be ditched)
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
'Tis the season I guess. I'm up for some change I tell you.
LOL! oh and another one took me to a very upscale restaurant..at first i was impressed.. I mentioned that they had a very nice lobster bisque .. well we sat down ..first we got a nice bottle of wine.and then he said...lets order hor dourves .. well he ordered: crab dip, scallops, mussels and another (I dont recall what it was) TONS of food.. I told him oh gosh I cant eat all this..!! then he ordered the lobster bisque. I said this is too much..~ .. then to the entree.. I told him.. there is plenty of food here..I dont want an entree.. He then ordered us both an entree.. it was UNREAL the table was loaded with food.. He then asked for a box to take home the leftovers. I thought good lord.. but it gets better .. he scraped all the food.. into several boxes AND then he scraped MY PLATE into a box for himself! Then the check came and it turned out he had free dinners there b/c they had messed up an order he had there previously.. he only wanted to give the waitress a $5 tip!! Needless to say.. that was my first and only date with him as well.. gawd.
Well I hope you didn't overdo it Percy!
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
My husband cleaned the garage and found a bunch of tools he had lost and rebought. Now he has at least 3 of everything and I think the paint roller count is up to 5.
OH I know.. ! Your house doesnt have a lot of extra nonsense..
O Yes and it is coming and it will not be pretty. Mama's moving out.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Only 5 .. I must have 15..maybe 20
Oh, I've been renovating for weeks. Painting, hauling, patching..... I'm done for a few weeks, then more to do later.....I need a drink.....
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Good God, I hate to ask where you are meeting these guys. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.
Don't give it away for free ------ write a book.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
He probably will sponge off of others....at least it won't be your problem! I hate clueless people like that.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... LOL! Yikes. His might actually be 7 but still that isn't that bad compared. I feel for ya.
I have almost every tool a fool could need. But I can't find em. Which led me to the profound revelation, if ya can't find it, ya don't really have it. (This is a freebie, no credit card charge)
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
.. I suppose but they're idiots.. I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons.. Oh I have a few even worse stories.. these are the G rated ones :P
Tell the R ones, at least. Come on, now! ;-)
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... ..I should.. these are just two of many.. Im not dating anyone now.. I needed a breather... for awhile I was dating a LOT.. but I've had my fill for awhile.. as I said Mr. Right doesnt exist.. I wasnt looking for perfect just semi-normal..:P
.. I dont think he exists.. He's wondering if you exist as well.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
LOL! haven't talked to me much have ya? I'd love to hear em. Too bad no one visits my forum, I have an adult section where you could post em.
Come on, now! ;-) Hmm.. let me think about that one. :P
I think people are lucky if they can just find a companion to pass the time with.
.. ya think?
..,. well I was hoping for more than that ! :P
Just be creative.... "Hummer", is not a vehicle. For example.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... ROFL!!
Haven't followed the story in adults, but in college was amazed that some of the men who I knew to be the good guys, smart, clear thinking full of good ideas, good looking, ( engineers, mountian climbers) well spoke talented multi-lingual sensitive and cultured, were shunned by women. And yet they flocked to me. It never made any sense.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
We can always surprise ya. You do like surprises???
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
You must be a bad boy!
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Come on, now! ;-) Yeh Yeh Save the XXX for subscriber only. (not that I know about that, really)
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
..you know for me it's not looks.. it's not wealth.. it's intelligence and personality.. good conversationalists..and being self-assured.. intelligence is a powerful aphodesiac for women..well at least for me.. :P
I think people are lucky if they can just find a companion to pass the time with. After what I have been dealing with in family situations lately, that is so correct.
"The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" Plato
Speaking of which, your monthly is due soon....for the plushy site.....
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... It is for me. Talk brainy to me baby!
Yeah I think if I knew then what I know now I would have done things differently.
.. pleasant surprises.. yes~ Ive had a few surprises I'd rather pass on :P
I just visited, but was unable to register. Can't see any "registration form." If you're not getting participation, that could be why ...
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#61. To: Zipporah (#58)
yeah the garbage man had to wear a hazmat suit :P
#62. To: farmfriend, all (#0)
#63. To: tom007 (#61)
#64. To: christine (#60)
i'm the opposite of a packrat. in fact, if i'm not using it today, it goes in the trash. it's really gotten me into trouble a number of times with my husband. he says i've thrown away half of his net worth and that he's spent half his life digging through our trashcans trying to retrieve his stuff. i can't tell you how many times whatever it is is under coffee grounds. every time he can't find something now, i panic. :P
#65. To: PercyDovetonsils (#62)
It seems we are all getting this kind of thing done lately!
#66. To: tom007 (#59)
Must be a fan of Amtrack sleepers.
#67. To: PercyDovetonsils (#62)
#68. To: tom007 (#64)
Egads that's me. I just bot some paint roller extentions to paint the house when I drive to the house and Dear Wife is oblivously throwing roller extentions in the trash.
#69. To: christine (#60)
#70. To: PercyDovetonsils (#63)
That kid needs to have something done to him.
#71. To: farmfriend (#68)
I think the paint roller count is up to 5.
#72. To: tom007 (#67)
#73. To: Zipporah (#66)
#74. To: Zipporah (#66)
en the check came and it turned out he had free dinners there b/c they had messed up an order he had there previously.. he only wanted to give the waitress a $5 tip!! Needless to say.. that was my first and only date with him as well.. gawd.
#75. To: tom007 (#70)
#76. To: Zipporah (#71)
Only 5 .. I must have 15..maybe 20
#77. To: farmfriend (#68)
en the check came and it turned out he had free dinners there b/c they had messed up an order he had there previously.. he only wanted to give the waitress a $5 tip!! Needless to say.. that was my first and only date with him as well.. gawd.
#78. To: farmfriend (#73)
Good God, I hate to ask where you are meeting these guys. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.
#79. To: Zipporah (#78)
#80. To: tom007 (#74)
Don't give it away for free ------ write a book.
#81. To: Zipporah (#51)
Till Mr Right comes along.
#82. To: Zipporah (#78)
I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons..
Oh I have a few even worse stories..
#83. To: PercyDovetonsils (#79)
Tell the R ones, at least.
#84. To: Zipporah (#80)
I wasnt looking for perfect just semi-normal..:
#85. To: tom007 (#81)
He's wondering if you exist as well.
#86. To: farmfriend (#84)
I think people are lucky if they can just find a companion to pass the time with.
#87. To: Zipporah (#83)
#88. To: PercyDovetonsils (#87)
#89. To: farmfriend, zipporah (#73)
. Sad thing is I'm sure the guys could tell us just as many horror stories.
#90. To: Zipporah (#78)
I never in my wildest dreams thought that men were such morons..
#91. To: tom007 (#90)
#92. To: PercyDovetonsils (#79)
Tell the R ones, at least.
#93. To: tom007 (#89)
#94. To: farmfriend (#84)
I wasnt looking for perfect just semi-normal..:
#95. To: tom007 (#92)
Save the XXX for subscriber only. (not that I know about that, really)
#96. To: Zipporah (#93)
intelligence is a powerful aphodesiac for women..
#97. To: tom007 (#89)
#98. To: tom007 (#90)
We can always surprise ya. You do like surprises???
#99. To: farmfriend (#82)
I'd love to hear em. Too bad no one visits my forum ...
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
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