I kid you not. CNN actually had the BREAKING NEWS title at the bottom of the screen, the 'news' being that more bridge collapses are likely to occur in the future. BREAKING NEWS: SUN TO TURN SUPERNOVA!!!
BREAKING NEWS: HURRICANES IMMINENT THIS HURRICANE SEASON!!!!!!
BREAKING NEWS: WE'LL ALL GONNA DIE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Get it get any weirder? I mean, how totally stupid to they think their viewers are? By the way, is anyone paying attention to the way Blitz talks? It's totally hilarious.