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Published: Aug 16, 2007
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Post Date: 2007-08-16 00:43:46 by richard9151
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Make a Sentence

Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.' Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:

''Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!''

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#1. To: richard9151, bad language alert* (#0)

Mrs Lipshitz' 4th grade class had a favorite game. She would give the class a letter and someone in the class had to say a word beginning with that letter.

Whenever they played, nobody in the class would raise their hands because they wanted little Johnnie to answer because he would always say a dirty word, so the teacher had to pick someone.

One day while playing, the teacher said the letter "R." Nobody in the the class raised their hands because they wanted to hear little Johnnie say a dirty word. The teacher thought and thought and absolutely could not think of any dirty words that started with "R" so she finally called on Johnnie who was waving his hand wildly.

The teacher said "Ok Johnnie, give me a word that starts with "R." Johnnie said "Rat!" very enthusiastically. The teacher almost fainted thinking perhaps that Johnnie had had an epiphany. "Good job!" said Mrs. Lipshitz. "You didn't say anything dirty Johnnie! I am so proud of you!"

Just then Johnnie screamed "Yeah! A big fucking rat with a dick this long!"

IndieTX  posted on  2007-08-16   1:22:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

The teacher thought and thought and absolutely could not think of any dirty words that started with "R" so she finally called on Johnnie who was waving his hand wildly.

Oh, that's easy. "REPUBLICAN".

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2007-08-16   3:29:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#3. To: Elliott Jackalope (#2)

LOL! RepublicRat.

IndieTX  posted on  2007-08-16 06:46:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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