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Title: Is Mister Clean Bald All Over?
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Self
URL Source: http://Self
Published: Aug 18, 2007
Author: Minerva
Post Date: 2007-08-18 00:49:08 by Minerva
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Comments: 9
I've been looking at some pictures of Mister Clean. Sometimes he is a black guy. And sometimes he is a white guy. But he always has that earring in his left ear. And we know what that means. (As if the muscles, the big friendly grin and the harem boy outfit didn't tip us off already.) So I'm not surprised the pictures show he shaves his head and arms - and probably his back and legs too. "They" are known to do this you know. I am just wondering if he stopped with his head. back, legs and arms. Lots of them don't. Of course, not many women are privey to this - so its hard for me to say. I am just wondering if there are any theories out there. Is Mister Clean .... ahem .... bald all over?
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#1. To: Minerva (#0)
I'm thinking the OCD probably does involve hair picking. He probably eats it also.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... He looks like Jesse Ventura in that second picture.
Probably. He looks like the typical fashion slave to me.
I seem to remember the old graphic of him looking angry.....
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... The word is that he used to masquarade as a Catholic deacon. Do deacons have any weird shaving rituals?
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
I did see the details of the fake deacon thing reposted on LP.....that it came to the point, where the staff of the church he was claiming to be a deacon of, had to send out a letter on the internet. And the guy is still at it. That is insane, if it's him. Not sure about the shaving rituals, but this guy sure isn't a real deacon anyway.....
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Is Mister Clean Bald All Over? enquiring minds want to know.
He's just another disruptor---maybe a paid one. Enough people here take his bait to make his job worthwhile, I guess.
"The most extravagant idea that can arise in a politician's head is to believe that it is enough for a people to invade a foreign country to make it adopt their laws and their constitution. No one loves armed missionaries." ---Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre
I seem to recall that too, it was right after his boyfriend said "you ain't gotta hair on your ass, or is that your head"
"The mighty are only mighty because we are on our knees. Let us rise!" --Camille Desmoulins
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I seem to remember the old graphic of him looking angry.....
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