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Title: Erectile Dysfunction - An Epiphany
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Published: Aug 19, 2007
Author: Hayek Fan
Post Date: 2007-08-19 17:51:58 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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I had an epiphany today that I would like to share concerning erectile dysfunction. First a little background information. I live in a small town deep in the heart of the the Baptist Bible belt. While shopping at the local grocery store today, I couldn't help but notice the number of extremely obese women walking around. As Burkeman1 would say, they were steaming "tubs of goo." This is not odd at all. I don't know if it's a Baptist thing or what, but it is quite common to see women pushing 400 pounds in this town. It's really quite disgusting. Anyway, I digress. When I came home I turned on the television and scrolled through the channels to see if there were any good movies on (there weren't). While doing this, I came across several erectile dysfunction commericals. Some talked about how their diabetes was the culprit, others about prostate trouble. Since the television viewing audience is constantly bombarded by these annoying commercials, I'm sure those of you who watch television know what I'm talking about. But once again, I digress. I don't know why it never occurred to me before, but it hit me full force today. While I am sure there are some men whose "E.D." is caused by medical issues, I would submit to the F4um family that the main cause of E.D., at least in this part of the country, is the 300+ lbs of fat-ass hanging off of the back of their wives body, not to mention the stomache and breasts that sag to their knees. THIS is the main cause of E.D. and I'm afraid that no amount of medicine will cure this problem. Only a two year membership to the nearest health club will fix this phenomena. Thank you for your time. We now return you to the previously scheduled program.
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#13. To: Hayek Fan (#0)
the main reason for E.D. is the loss of testosterone that comes with aging whether the man has a fat wife or not. ;)
I want a gal just like the gal that married dear old dad! :) My ex wife was a model. Here's her picture.
Are these photos for real? That girl gains all her weight in her bottom half. How odd.
I used to manage a dress shop for large women, it's actually quite common. A lot of large women have trouble buying jeans because of it.
It's genetic.. Andamanese women even thin ones .. do have large 'bottoms'
Probably considered beautiful in their culture and the result of selective breeding for that trait. No a lot of white women have large hips and small waists. makes it very difficult to buy things with a waist band. If it fits their waist it doesn't fit their hips, if it fits their hips it doesn't fit their waist. Pear shape. I count myself lucky that my weight is evenly distributed, that and my large bust make me look large but no overly fat. People think I'm one of those that would be big even if I lost weight. Sadly it's not true, I'm simply fat. Have lost about 20 lbs since I went back to work though. Hard to lose weight on a see food diet.
#35. To: farmfriend (#34)
right.. I wasnt meaning that it was just these people.. it's a genetic trait.. these people are the extreme ..
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#16. To: christine, Zipporah, Jethro Tull, lodwick, Diana, rowdee, robin, farmfriend, Minerva (#13)
#28. To: HOUNDDAWG (#16)
#30. To: PercyDovetonsils, Zipporah, HOUNDDAWG (#28)
That girl gains all her weight in her bottom half. How odd.
#31. To: farmfriend (#30)
#34. To: Zipporah, Percy Dovetonsils (#31)
It's genetic.. Andamanese women even thin ones .. do have large 'bottoms'
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