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Title: Erectile Dysfunction - An Epiphany
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Published: Aug 19, 2007
Author: Hayek Fan
Post Date: 2007-08-19 17:51:58 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Comments: 65
I had an epiphany today that I would like to share concerning erectile dysfunction. First a little background information. I live in a small town deep in the heart of the the Baptist Bible belt. While shopping at the local grocery store today, I couldn't help but notice the number of extremely obese women walking around. As Burkeman1 would say, they were steaming "tubs of goo." This is not odd at all. I don't know if it's a Baptist thing or what, but it is quite common to see women pushing 400 pounds in this town. It's really quite disgusting. Anyway, I digress. When I came home I turned on the television and scrolled through the channels to see if there were any good movies on (there weren't). While doing this, I came across several erectile dysfunction commericals. Some talked about how their diabetes was the culprit, others about prostate trouble. Since the television viewing audience is constantly bombarded by these annoying commercials, I'm sure those of you who watch television know what I'm talking about. But once again, I digress. I don't know why it never occurred to me before, but it hit me full force today. While I am sure there are some men whose "E.D." is caused by medical issues, I would submit to the F4um family that the main cause of E.D., at least in this part of the country, is the 300+ lbs of fat-ass hanging off of the back of their wives body, not to mention the stomache and breasts that sag to their knees. THIS is the main cause of E.D. and I'm afraid that no amount of medicine will cure this problem. Only a two year membership to the nearest health club will fix this phenomena. Thank you for your time. We now return you to the previously scheduled program.
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#25. To: HOUNDDAWG (#23)
LOL! Good dawg.
OMG .. LOL!
This one is my fav video for this song.....
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Are these photos for real? That girl gains all her weight in her bottom half. How odd.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... This is typical for Andamanese women
I used to manage a dress shop for large women, it's actually quite common. A lot of large women have trouble buying jeans because of it.
It's genetic.. Andamanese women even thin ones .. do have large 'bottoms'
She still has a bit more even distribution on the top. (That other girl is just completely on the bottom. She's like a size 6 or 8 on the top!) But I see what you mean.
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Yeah, ok, this girl is the same. I guess I never noticed it before....
Swimming around in my bourbon highball..... Probably considered beautiful in their culture and the result of selective breeding for that trait. No a lot of white women have large hips and small waists. makes it very difficult to buy things with a waist band. If it fits their waist it doesn't fit their hips, if it fits their hips it doesn't fit their waist. Pear shape. I count myself lucky that my weight is evenly distributed, that and my large bust make me look large but no overly fat. People think I'm one of those that would be big even if I lost weight. Sadly it's not true, I'm simply fat. Have lost about 20 lbs since I went back to work though. Hard to lose weight on a see food diet.
right.. I wasnt meaning that it was just these people.. it's a genetic trait.. these people are the extreme ..
Many guys tend to turn quite disgusting, don't you agree? With hair on their back and hanging guts and everything... Why bother turning erectile when they got all these other problems?
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
Sorry, didn't mean to come across argumentative. You are quite correct.
She is being prepared for the famine of 2009. Support the whole family.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
I must give credit where due. Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the finest vocal arrangements of all time and Brian May is a A Class guitarist. Of course my Confederate bigotry would have precluded my playing any of their music but some of it was damn fine.
That girl gains all her weight in her bottom half. How odd. You bet, that's why I married her! She's skinny compared to my first wife though. You fellers don't know what true love is until you put your arms half way around a woman! (Actually, I don't know if the photo is real. All I know is, if so then she'd be very popular!)
OMG! I'm so afraid that your grim prediction is accurate, and the horrors in store for us will shock many to death before they ever approach starvation. Most Americans have never been really hungry. It's hard to imagine but folks will eat the ass out of a dead skunk fried in tar to keep from starving. Even the Church granted absolution to the Uraguayan rugby players. They cut small strips from the buttocks of the less fortunate passengers and cooked them with matches before gagging them down. According to the Japanese cannibal Issei Sagawa, the breasts aren't really good eating. Good tip, Issei.
This thread may have me ordering from http://www.efoodsdirect.com today...
Pear shaped women are very common among UK/EU. Then there are the apple shaped. It's all fruits and nuts. ;) Before jeans and slacks, voluminous skirts could hide a lot! Or just browse any Renaissance or Greek/Roman art website. None of those draped women would have looked good in jeans, not by our standards today. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/02/28/earlyshow/health/shapeup/main676926.shtml http://www.uniquelywoman.co.uk/women's_apple_pear_shape_body_images.htm
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You aren't the only visionary who sees the wisdom in preparedness. Some folks bought surplus "C rats" but who can live on those? I mean survival is one thing, but if storage space isn't the priority then there are much better choices to improve the quality of the meals and therefore your life. Marine Sniper Carlos Hathcock would go out for 9 days at a stretch eating peanut butter and crackers. Well, that's fine but, try it for a month and you'll be ready to surrender to the enemy.
Hmmm...peanut butter and those nasty pilot bread crackers vs. thin strips of human buttocks...hmmmm. Think I'll go with the peanut butter on that one...
It's ironic that heroin addicted runway models are supposed to represent the standards of glamor and beauty, but, they don't look like any woman I've ever known or loved. (according to askel the fashion designers are mostly gay men who want models that resemble teen aged boys, and that makes as much sense as any other explanation) Women are assaulted with unrealistic imagery on TV and in films, and when I see some toady dwarf producer with a lovely woman on his arm (remember Peter Bogdanovich and Dorothy Stratten? All I could think to say was "GET A ROPE!") then I truly feel for women who starve themselves to uphold an obscene double standard. As I've posted many times before, half of a woman's beauty is her spirit and that doesn't lend to runway meat inspections.
I'd say more than half...those skinny ones are creepy...
Something is very wrong.
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No argument here. If the survivors were anywhere but on a frozen Andes mountain they could have eaten something that was crawling, swimming or slithering nearby. That was a real tuff break.
Christ, you can see that they're down by looking in their eyes. If you've ever snorted heroin then the look is a familiar one. You probably aren't old enough to remember when Twiggy first splashed onto the scene. I thought it was a bad joke! (Years later in the 1986 film CLUB PARADISE she looked great.) "As Wallis Simpson, the American-born Duchess of Windsor, once said, '"You can never be too rich or too thin."' It is thinking that resulted in what was once an entirely American plague, Anorexia Nervosa and Bulemia. (Japanese women are now stricken. Is there any need to explain why?) When Karen Carpenter passed away in Downey, CA I was only about 15 miles away, and I mourn her passing to this day. For God's sake girls, eat something!
I'm plenty old enough to remember Twiggy; I just age very well. :-) They usually have a few meth lab refugees on the local news every day...even the cats run out of the room...
Sno cones?
I know that scary look. Walking skeletons. I saw the best singer I ever worked with (with a 3.5 octave range) at a band reunion in FLA 2 years ago. (After thirty years. They tried unsuccessfully to find me for other reunions and they heard that I was "a mercenary on the Mexican border!") Well, he has false teeth now because he was a meth addict for five years.
Sno cones? Every day is a holiday! But, seriously, how would you like to be stranded with a bunch of guys from 4 and christine, for instance? "Okay fellas, we need to eat something. Let's take a vote!" (There you go. Democracy in action!)
I have difficulty comprehending how people can do that to themselves...
I'm not lighting that fuse.
Me too. He said it was really cheap and abundant in CA, but, when he looked in a mirror you'd think that would have slapped him awake. Now he walks with Jeebus and he blesses me to an annoying extent.
You can grow an AMAZING amount of crops in a very limited space in the right kind of containers...as an experiment; I grew a number of different vegetables in containers this year. I have to look UP to the tops of some of my peppers and tomatoes, and I am six feet tall. These plants aren't done growing yet, either.
Very good. In tuff times we'd have to post guards on our outside garden, or find a better way to grow food.
I liken being with a woman who is skinny, men too for that matter, to a sack full of coat hangers. Me? I'm a marshmallow.
Mmmmm...s'mores...
LOL! There ya go. Flattery will get you everywhere.
I had a German prof, who said, "You weigh a fish, not a woman!" Then she would go off on a tangent about how the Great Masters never painted a woman who weighed less than 200 lbs. I don't know if that's true, but at the time she told this, I weighed 105, and I found her beliefs somewhat alarming. My son married a Spaniard, and his wife's family in Spain worked hard to put some weight on him when he visited, mind you he was/is not thin. It's a cultural thing I guess.
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Well, I don't want to be unkind but when it comes to having a bony butt on my lap, well, a little bit of that goes a long way.
There's something to be said for having a strong woman who can carry a deer, firewood and water to the home 20. But, I do have to wonder why all those good, solid Babushka-wearin' Russian wimmen look like Jimmy Hoffa?
My kinda woman!
#26. To: HOUNDDAWG (#16)
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#27. To: Zipporah (#26)
#28. To: HOUNDDAWG (#16)
#29. To: PercyDovetonsils (#28)
That girl gains all her weight in her bottom half. How odd.
#30. To: PercyDovetonsils, Zipporah, HOUNDDAWG (#28)
That girl gains all her weight in her bottom half. How odd.
#31. To: farmfriend (#30)
#32. To: Zipporah, farmfriend (#29)
#33. To: Zipporah (#31)
#34. To: Zipporah, Percy Dovetonsils (#31)
It's genetic.. Andamanese women even thin ones .. do have large 'bottoms'
#35. To: farmfriend (#34)
#36. To: Hayek Fan (#0)
#37. To: Zipporah (#35)
#38. To: HOUNDDAWG (#16)
#39. To: Zipporah (#26)
#40. To: PercyDovetonsils (#28)
Are these photos for real?
#41. To: tom007, christine, Zipporah, rowdee, robin, Diana, farmfriend, Jethro Tull, lodwick (#38)
She is being prepared for the famine of 2009. Support the whole family.
#42. To: HOUNDDAWG. potential cannibals here (#41)
#43. To: PercyDovetonsils, HOUNDDAWG, Zipporah, farmfriend (#28)
#44. To: lodwick (#42)
#45. To: HOUNDDAWG (#44)
Marine Sniper Carlos Hathcock would go out for 9 days at a stretch eating peanut butter and crackers.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#46. To: robin (#43)
#47. To: HOUNDDAWG (#46)
As I've posted many times before, half of a woman's beauty is her spirit and that doesn't lend to runway meat inspections.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#48. To: HOUNDDAWG (#46)
I truly feel for women who starve themselves to uphold an obscene double standard.
#49. To: who knows what evil (#45)
Hmmm...peanut butter and those nasty pilot bread crackers vs. thin strips of human buttocks...hmmmm. Think I'll go with the peanut butter on that one...
#50. To: who knows what evil (#47)
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I'd say more than half...those skinny ones are creepy...
#51. To: HOUNDDAWG (#50)
You probably aren't old enough to remember when Twiggy first splashed onto the scene.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#52. To: HOUNDDAWG (#49)
If the survivors were anywhere but on a frozen Andes mountain they could have eaten something that was crawling, swimming or slithering nearby.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#53. To: who knows what evil (#51)
I'm plenty old enough to remember Twiggy; I just age very well. :-) They usually have a few meth lab refugees on the local news every day...even the cats run out of the room...
#54. To: who knows what evil, christine (#52)
If the survivors were anywhere but on a frozen Andes mountain they could have eaten something that was crawling, swimming or slithering nearby.
#55. To: HOUNDDAWG (#53)
Well, he has false teeth now because he was a meth addict for five years.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#56. To: HOUNDDAWG (#54)
"Okay fellas, we need to eat something. Let's take a vote!"
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#57. To: who knows what evil (#55)
I have difficulty comprehending how people can do that to themselves...
#58. To: HOUNDDAWG (#44)
I mean survival is one thing, but if storage space isn't the priority then there are much better choices to improve the quality of the meals and therefore your life.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#59. To: who knows what evil (#58)
#60. To: HOUNDDAWG, robin (#46)
It's ironic that heroin addicted runway models are supposed to represent the standards of glamor and beauty
#61. To: farmfriend (#60)
I'm a marshmallow.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#62. To: who knows what evil (#61)
Mmmmm...s'mores...
#63. To: farmfriend (#62)
#64. To: farmfriend (#60)
I liken being with a woman who is skinny, men too for that matter, to a sack full of coat hangers. Me? I'm a marshmallow.
#65. To: robin (#63)
I had a German prof, who said, "You weigh a fish, not a woman!"
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