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Title: RUDY MYSPACE SHOCKER: IS THIS HIS NEW GAL PAL?
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Wonkette
URL Source: http://wonkette.com/politics/dept-o ... his-his-new-gal-pal-264644.php
Published: Aug 23, 2007
Author: Wonkette
Post Date: 2007-08-23 20:32:41 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 263
Comments: 7
u So remember how 2008 is going to be so different because of the YouTubes and the MySpaces? Turns out that’s maybe all true! Our first candidate-mistress story backed by a MySpace page that could’ve been set up by literally anyone is here, and it comes complete with softcore half-naked pictures, Larry King and Donald Trump. Meet Starr Shephard, after the jump. So what’s the deal? Well, S T A R R (that’s how she spells it on MySpace) is a motivational speaker apparently living in Houston. And Rudy’s a motivational speaker from New York. Think about it. Anyway, the National Enquirer says she’s Rudy’s mistress, which would make her the 54th known mistress of America’s Mayor™. She even quotes from Giuliani’s crap book right there in her MySpace profile thingy: “LET THE WORLD BE INSPIRED BY OUR LEADERSHIP AND INSPIRATION FOR GENERATIONS TO CONTINUE OUR LEGACIES.” Yes, sure, whatevs. Also, the Enquirer says she’s been blabbing to her friends about fucking Rudy Giuliani. But how naked does she get in the Profile pix? This much: There are also pictures of S T A R R with undead CNN muppet Larry King and thick-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump, but thankfully these are not pornographic in nature. Well, they’re semi-pornographic just because she’s rubbing Larry’s nipple for some reason, and the charred remains of The Donald look almost alive …. True? False? Is Al Qaeda behind this, too? Share your make-believe insights in the comments. Rudy’s (Alleged) Mistress Has Cyber Love Nest [RADAR]RUDY MYSPACE SHOCKER: IS THIS HIS NEW GAL PAL?
And here she is with her (pretend?) boyfriend, the twice-divorced opera-loving Manhattan Dandy himself.
S T A R R [MySpace]
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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)
Gak.
Excellent commentary.
"First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. Then they fight you. Then you win." --Mahatma Gandhi
The Judith will not go quietly away into the night. Rudy is going to pay through the nose to buy off The Judith's silence about where the bones are buried. Ha! I love it.
Think about how much they must moto-vate each other when together. Love those family values, pubbies.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
But who wears the dresses?
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
Way back to New York City.
Unless of course, she has an "accident"...
"I might have to go do something less stressfull, like core pavement on a busy freeway, at night..."
#2. To: lodwick (#1)
#3. To: Zipporah (#0)
#4. To: Zipporah (#0)
S T A R R (that’s how she spells it on MySpace) is a motivational speaker apparently living in Houston. And Rudy’s a motivational speaker from New York. Think about it.
#5. To: Zipporah (#0)
S T A R R (that’s how she spells it on MySpace) is a motivational speaker apparently living in Houston.
#6. To: Zipporah (#0)
she’s been blabbing to her friends about fucking Rudy Giuliani.
I've already said too much.
#7. To: scrapper2 (#3)
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