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Title: He's baaaack. Ted Haggard begging for money
Source: http://www.pamshouseblend.com/showDiary.do;jsessionid=08DCA3
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Published: Aug 25, 2007
Author: Pam
Post Date: 2007-08-25 02:57:00 by Mekons4
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Views: 172
Comments: 10

See, he wants to minister to poor drug addicts and homeless and, oh yeah, gay people, but he needs $240K a year to do it. But after two years, he promises not to ask for more money. Uh-huh.
Gad, I hate these scumbuckets.
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#1. To: Mekons4 (#0)
He will get the money. The gullibility of the fundie Christians knows no bounds. If it did, they wouldn't be fundie Christians. Actually, milking them isn't a bad racket - so can you really blame the guy? We laugh at him for being a hypocrite and he laughs at us for being poor and having to work for a living. So who really laughs last?
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... posted on 2007-08-25 8:41:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Mekons4 (#0)
To paraphrase Steven Wright from the tagline used here at 4um: "99% of Christians give the rest of them a bad name".
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil posted on 2007-08-25 8:56:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Mekons4 (#0)
Haggard, the charismatic former head of the National Association of Evangelicals, was fired last Nov. 4 from the 14,000-member New Life Church that he founded after he admitted buying meth and getting massages from a male escort. After three weeks of intensive "restoration" therapy, Haggard claimed he was "completely heterosexual"; he and his family subsequently moved to Arizona.

people will buy this?

christine posted on 2007-08-25 9:10:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: Mekons4 (#0)
If you guys each send me a hundred bucks, then Jesus will reward you. Just send the checks to Christine and she can forward them to me.

Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
Minerva posted on 2007-08-25 9:15:32 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Mekons4 (#0)
See, he wants to minister to poor drug addicts and homeless and, oh yeah, gay people,

Uh-huh, and I'll set up a ministry for blond college girls with alcohol and self-esteem problems.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2007-08-25 9:17:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Mekons4 (#0)
See, he wants to minister to poor drug addicts and homeless and, oh yeah, gay people, but he needs $240K a year to do it.

He needs to just put a forum up like Jim Rob then he doesn't have to anything for $240,000 a year except sit on his ass.
God is always good!
"It was an interesting day." - President Bush, recalling 9/11 [White House, 1/5/02]
RickyJ posted on 2007-08-25 9:22:18 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: christine (#3)
people will buy this?

And, why not?
After 3 weeks of intensive therapy he hardly ever craves a stiffy anymore!
I mean, if G_D wanted Ted to be gay he'd have made Ted a sneaky, lying weasel who slips around on the down low behind his wife's...oh, wait.
"I did NOT shoplift the pooty!"___Jerry Maguire
HOUNDDAWG posted on 2007-08-25 10:40:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: christine (#3)
people will buy this?

Yep.

farmfriend posted on 2007-08-25 10:48:40 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: christine (#3)
people will buy this?

He gave up on meth and man ass. Really, he did. I believe him. Honest. I swear. Really, I do.
"Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile."
YertleTurtle posted on 2007-08-25 10:52:59 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Mekons4 (#0)
Ted's Church Of The Very Bright Lights

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2007-08-25 11:02:30 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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