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Title: Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
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URL Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3i ... tp%3A%2F%2Fboingboing%2Enet%2F
Published: Aug 27, 2007
Author: Miss South Carolina
Post Date: 2007-08-27 20:46:06 by Zipporah
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Miss South Carolina from the Miss Teen USA on the subject of maps.
Poster Comment: ..uh she seems to epitomize the term 'dumb blonde' .. gawd
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A Blonde’s Year in Review January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March: Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... Box said "2-4 years!" April: Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!! May: Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June: Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July: Lost breaststroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was open. September: The capital of California is "C"... isn't it??? October: Hate M & M's... they are so hard to peel. November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December: Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year! A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP ! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
Oops meant to ping everyone.
Hells yes she should just look all sexy for her man and shut the fuck up when he comes home from a hard day at work and shit. Does she know how to run a blender?
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
LOL!! .. it was truly painful watching that video.. good lord!
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair--given that you are blind --that you should know five things: One, the bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. Two, the bouncer is a blonde girl. Three, I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in Karate. Four, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. Five, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
We are fast approaching the stage...where the government is free to do anything it pleases...the stage of rule by brute force.
LOL! Adding that one to the archive.
Liddy Dole redux?
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
.. boggles the mind..
Actually I think she's just young and nervous. Lots of people babble nonsense in situations like that.
"Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile."
Well she may have been nervous true.. but it is obvious she had no clue ..
She probably hates kooks, too. You should totally ask her.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
Every 'hate-radio' station and one cable talkie I monitored today feature this story near, if not at the top of their programs. Limbaugh (guest host but don't remember who) Fitting diversion considering all the other 'developing news' of the day, indeed!
"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps," "Our education over here in the US should help the US … uh, should help South Africa… and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
how very interesting .. I ran across this on Boing Boing.. well goes to show doesnt it that its the media.. that determines what's important.. where Americans should be focused.. hang the real news.. just distract and deflect.
Ggeez babe, how many ****** did you sit on to get where you are?
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=0GEq_hWh-MA
My thought, as well...
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"First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. Then they fight you. Then you win." --Mahatma Gandhi
If she paid $7,000 for those; she's not much of a shopper, either.
Limbaugh (guest host but don't remember who) Hannity, of course... Boortz, first out of the block "Tucker" Carlson, MSNBC. Fitting diversion considering all the other 'developing news' of the day, indeed! Did any of the shows mention a male GOP Senator trolling men's public restrooms for sex? I guess the only thing surprising here is just how easily manipulated the masses are. Wake up, folks. You really are better than they think you are.
"every time government grows it is at the expense of personal liberty" - Ron Paul
#2. To: All, *Humor-Weird News* (#1)
"every time government grows it is at the expense of personal liberty" - Ron Paul
#3. To: Zipporah (#0)
..uh she seems to epitomize the term 'dumb blonde' .. gawd
#4. To: farmfriend (#1)
#5. To: farmfriend (#1)
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#6. To: rack42 (#5)
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"every time government grows it is at the expense of personal liberty" - Ron Paul
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#8. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#7)
#9. To: Zipporah (#0)
#10. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
#11. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
Actually I think she's just young and nervous. Lots of people babble nonsense in situations like that.
#12. To: Zipporah (#0)
Hannity, of course...
Boortz, first out of the block
"Tucker" Carlson, MSNBC.
#13. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
#14. To: Brian S (#12)
#15. To: Zipporah, jethro tull (#0)
DUUUH///I'm beautiful, so I don't have to have a brain. I'll marry a rich lawyer and live out my days as a trophy wife with a husband 30 years older who has 10 concubines.
"There is no 'legitimate' Corporation by virtue of it's very legal definition and purpose."
-- IndieTx
#16. To: IndieTX, Zipporah, jethro tull (#15)
"every time government grows it is at the expense of personal liberty" - Ron Paul
#17. To: Brian S (#12)
Fitting diversion considering all the other 'developing news' of the day, indeed!
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#18. To: Zipporah (#0)
#19. To: angle (#18)
New boobs $7,000.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#20. To: Brian S, all (#12)
Every 'hate-radio' station and one cable talkie I monitored today feature this story near, if not at the top of their programs.
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