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Title: Wacky Baptist Preacher Arrested For Dozens of Sex/Drug Crimes
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Wonkette
URL Source: http://wonkette.com/politics/dept'- ... s-of-sexdrug-crimes-284899.php
Published: Sep 7, 2007
Author: Wonkette
Post Date: 2007-09-07 20:51:27 by Zipporah
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Comments: 16
Wacky Baptist Preacher Arrested For Dozens of Sex/Drug Crimes You can just imagine the cops pulling up to haul off the preacher pervert and their utter disbelief when, instead of showing any shame or denying everything, he offers to suck them off. Wow. Wonkette has been unable to determine his specific job title with the Rudy Giuliani campaign. 
Meet Wonkette’s new favorite Baptist preacher and Christian Radio deejay, 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Virginia. He was just hanging out at a car wash, in Tennessee, drunk and high, wearing a skirt, “relieving himself in front of children,” with an open bottle of vodka and an empty oxycodone prescription sitting in the car. Oh, and he was “offering police officers oral sex.”
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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)
lol!
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Sounds like a natural to head up Ministry of Love.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
Bet you a penny he votes straight Republican.
"Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile."
http://www.perrspectives.com/images/rudy_drag.jpg
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Bring him here, damn you, I want to ask him menacing questions.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
"Bet you a penny he votes straight Republican." ..not a chance :P
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
..not a chance :P LOLLOLLOLLOL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
..not a chance :P You know what I meant, brain-in-the-gutter! ;-)
"Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile."
I think those are pictures which shall never see the inside of the New York Times, or, be aired on Fox. Don't know why I think that... I just do....
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
The bots may call you you cynical, at best. Why listen to them?
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
Vote for Oceana
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What next?
:P
Moi? :p
To be honest about it.... I am still laughing every time I think about that! I don't think my face has lost its grin since I read it! It is such a prefectly defining statement for the repukes.
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
Wonkette has been unable to determine his specific job title with the Rudy Giuliani campaign.
#2. To: Zipporah (#0)
Wonkette has been unable to determine his specific job title with the Rudy Giuliani campaign.
#3. To: Zipporah (#0)
#4. To: Dakmar (#2)
#5. To: YertleTurtle (#3)
#6. To: YertleTurtle (#3)
#7. To: robin (#4)
#8. To: Zipporah (#6)
"Bet you a penny he votes straight Republican."
#9. To: Zipporah (#6)
"Bet you a penny he votes straight Republican."
#10. To: robin (#4)
http://www.perrspectives.com/images/rudy_drag.jpg
#11. To: richard9151 (#10)
#12. To: Dakmar (#7)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceana
#13. To: Zipporah (#0)
praise the lord bump
#14. To: richard9151 (#8)
#15. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
You know what I meant, brain-in-the-gutter! ;-)
#16. To: Zipporah (#14)
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