This is a hilariously naughty English translation of a song on a Dutch kids show. Whoever did this is brilliant, even though some of the lines in this song stand out even without the translation. What do you want me to do with the duck?
Edit:
Pim points out that this video is actually in Belgian. Others actually even confuse it more. Luc commented on boingboing: Not Dutch, Belgian. Well, Flemish actually. Spoken in Dutch though, or should I say Flemish. Confushing huh?