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Title: Leave Britney Alone, dammit! (Video)
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Published: Sep 12, 2007
Author: beats me
Post Date: 2007-09-12 13:53:53 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 468
Comments: 13

Somewhere in a cave in Pakistan, Usama is peeing himself at the state of American culture

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http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/09/12/britney-spears-is-a-fat- pig/

Britney Spears is a Fat Pig

Posted on September 12, 2007 at 12:40 pm (PST) | No Comments

Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas Britney Spears ran off stage yelling she looked like a fat pig, after seeing herself on overhead monitors during her performance. Here’s more:

“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”

I’m not going to dispute the facts, or argue against Britney’s accurate declaration that she "looked like a fat pig." She’s right. I’ve never seen an anorexic pig, so "fat pig" sounds accurate. Drinking 3 or 4 Starbucks Vente frappuccinos with extra heavy whipped cream, plus super-sized pizzas with extra cheese and grease, Cheetos, and more, doesn’t make a young lady look like a sexy goddess. Over the last few years has she not stepped on a scale or even looked in the mirror? When her manager arranged for a trainer, and brought in a whale trainer from SeaWorld, didn’t Britney suspect someone was trying to tell her something? On the plus side, as long as Britney is a fat pig, it will be harder to see her vagina past her inner thigh fat.

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No Comments | Subscribe | Written by Hollywood Grind | Read more about Britney Spears Tags:Britney Spears | Cheetos | Las Vegas | sex | Sexy | Us Weekly | vagina | Video Music Awards

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/09/12/britney-spears-angry-she-had- to-don- jessica-simpsons-blonde-extensions/

Britney Spears Angry She Had to Don Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Extensions

Posted on September 12, 2007 at 2:55 am (PST) | No Comments

We knew those extensions Britney Spears sported during her super-craptacular dance number Sunday looked especially cheap.

According to Norm Clarke’s Vegas Confidential:

… she wore extensions from Jessica Simpson’s Hair-u-Wear line, Vegas Confidential has learned.

Backstage spies say Spears pitched a fit. She had arranged for her own hair stylist to make the trip for $10,000 and “she wanted to go brown, but her people said ‘no way,’” said a backstage source.

Oh, the famous Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson Hair-u-Wear line. Allowing trashy mallrats across this great land to emulate their coked-out, suspended-license- defying idols.

Really, who needs a stylist when you have a mass-market line of Barbie hair at your disposal?

You can always cover up the bad patches with a well-placed c.z.-laden hand. Just like the stars!

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/09/11/britneys-list-of- vma-backstage-demands/

Britney’s List of VMA Backstage Demands

Posted on September 11, 2007 at 2:35 pm (PST) |

There were some incredible demands made by some of the performers at the VMA Awards for what they wanted backstage. Justin Timberlake’s included mostly booze, while Fitty’s included mostly sweets, but, of course, it was Britney’s that was the most hilarious of all. I know we’ve all had an a$$-full of her, but this cannot go unnoticed. Here is her list of demands: crudites, fruit, little sandwiches (NO BACON), margaritas, red bull (both regular and sugar free), and lots of flowers, candles, and "girly things."

We can only imagine that "crudites" is Brit Brit’s word for Cheetos. Fruit is probably her non-PC request for a stylist/best friend. NO BACON means EXTRA BACON. And "girly things" was probably a huge addendum which included invisible panties, a vibrator, Xanax, and someone to go check on the kids in her car.

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