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Title: Leave Britney Alone, dammit! (Video)
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Published: Sep 12, 2007
Author: beats me
Post Date: 2007-09-12 13:53:53 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 483
Comments: 13
Somewhere in a cave in Pakistan, Usama is peeing himself at the state of American culture
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
hehehehehe
That was completely psychotic.
The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. Lin Yutang "We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." --- William Casey, Director CIA (Quote from internal staff meeting notes 1981)
Three words for that kid. Adjust. Your. Meds. Honestly, that HAD to be a spoof...
Somewhere in a cave in Pakistan, Usama is peeing himself at the state of American culture
#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
#3. To: intotheabyss (#2)
 | Capitalism is NOT an economic system, it's a RELIGION for ASSHOLES! |
#4. To: Fred Mertz, wudidiz, farmfriend, Original_Intent, Bill D Berger, moldyoldie (#0)
I see moldyoldie has just made his/her screen debut.. ROTFLOL
You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006
#5. To: Jethro Tull (#0) (Edited)
Britney Spears is a Fat Pig Posted on September 12, 2007 at 12:40 pm (PST) | No Comments Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas Britney Spears ran off stage yelling she looked like a fat pig, after seeing herself on overhead monitors during her performance. Here’s more: “She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.” I’m not going to dispute the facts, or argue against Britney’s accurate declaration that she "looked like a fat pig." She’s right. I’ve never seen an anorexic pig, so "fat pig" sounds accurate. Drinking 3 or 4 Starbucks Vente frappuccinos with extra heavy whipped cream, plus super-sized pizzas with extra cheese and grease, Cheetos, and more, doesn’t make a young lady look like a sexy goddess. Over the last few years has she not stepped on a scale or even looked in the mirror? When her manager arranged for a trainer, and brought in a whale trainer from SeaWorld, didn’t Britney suspect someone was trying to tell her something? On the plus side, as long as Britney is a fat pig, it will be harder to see her vagina past her inner thigh fat. Share This: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. No Comments | Subscribe | Written by Hollywood Grind | Read more about Britney Spears Tags:Britney Spears | Cheetos | Las Vegas | sex | Sexy | Us Weekly | vagina | Video Music Awards http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/09/12/britney-spears-angry-she-had- to-don- jessica-simpsons-blonde-extensions/ Britney Spears Angry She Had to Don Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Extensions Posted on September 12, 2007 at 2:55 am (PST) | No Comments We knew those extensions Britney Spears sported during her super-craptacular dance number Sunday looked especially cheap. According to Norm Clarke’s Vegas Confidential: … she wore extensions from Jessica Simpson’s Hair-u-Wear line, Vegas Confidential has learned. Backstage spies say Spears pitched a fit. She had arranged for her own hair stylist to make the trip for $10,000 and “she wanted to go brown, but her people said ‘no way,’” said a backstage source. Oh, the famous Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson Hair-u-Wear line. Allowing trashy mallrats across this great land to emulate their coked-out, suspended-license- defying idols. Really, who needs a stylist when you have a mass-market line of Barbie hair at your disposal? You can always cover up the bad patches with a well-placed c.z.-laden hand. Just like the stars! http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/09/11/britneys-list-of- vma-backstage-demands/ Britney’s List of VMA Backstage Demands Posted on September 11, 2007 at 2:35 pm (PST) | There were some incredible demands made by some of the performers at the VMA Awards for what they wanted backstage. Justin Timberlake’s included mostly booze, while Fitty’s included mostly sweets, but, of course, it was Britney’s that was the most hilarious of all. I know we’ve all had an a$$-full of her, but this cannot go unnoticed. Here is her list of demands: crudites, fruit, little sandwiches (NO BACON), margaritas, red bull (both regular and sugar free), and lots of flowers, candles, and "girly things." We can only imagine that "crudites" is Brit Brit’s word for Cheetos. Fruit is probably her non-PC request for a stylist/best friend. NO BACON means EXTRA BACON. And "girly things" was probably a huge addendum which included invisible panties, a vibrator, Xanax, and someone to go check on the kids in her car. Share This: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/09/12/britney-spears-is-a-fat- pig/
Mark
"I was real close to Building 7 when it fell down... That didn't sound like just a building falling down to me while I was running away from it. There's a lot of eyewitness testimony down there of hearing explosions. [..] and the whole time you're hearing "boom, boom, boom, boom, boom." I think I know an explosion when I hear it... — Former NYC Police Officer and 9/11 Rescue Worker Craig Bartmer
#6. To: All, *Celebrity Gossip* (#5)
New ping list.
Mark
"I was real close to Building 7 when it fell down... That didn't sound like just a building falling down to me while I was running away from it. There's a lot of eyewitness testimony down there of hearing explosions. [..] and the whole time you're hearing "boom, boom, boom, boom, boom." I think I know an explosion when I hear it... — Former NYC Police Officer and 9/11 Rescue Worker Craig Bartmer
#7. To: Kamala (#6)
oh good! ;)
#8. To: christine (#7)
There is so much celebrity trash out there. I've got some sites I read that always have the goods.
Mark
"I was real close to Building 7 when it fell down... That didn't sound like just a building falling down to me while I was running away from it. There's a lot of eyewitness testimony down there of hearing explosions. [..] and the whole time you're hearing "boom, boom, boom, boom, boom." I think I know an explosion when I hear it... — Former NYC Police Officer and 9/11 Rescue Worker Craig Bartmer
#9. To: Jethro Tull, Critter, christine, Zipporah, rowdee, robin, lodwick (#0)
I'm not a mental health professional, but in my lay opinion this person has problems that have little to do with Miss Britney.---- And, JT, you worked in La Mansana Grande long enough to know that boys will be girls. And, this person is the best friend a girl could ever have! ;)
#10. To: HOUNDDAWG (#9)
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE YOU BASTARDS!!!! That video really woke me up. I feel so sad for poor Britney.
#11. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
Uh .. 
#12. To: Sodie Pop (#10)
I'm glad. I have clean hands because you'll never hear me making fun of a woman because she picked up a few stone. Some fellers actually love to share their sleeping bags with full figured gals, Britney! (I ain't talking about me and you, Britney, because I'm old enough to be your big brother!) ;) And, besides, I could never love a woman who can't do The Watusi!
That video really woke me up. I feel so sad for poor Britney.
#13. To: FormerLurker, Jethro Tull, all (#4)
LOL, too much.
"They must find it difficult... Those who have taken authority as the truth, rather than truth as the authority." ~ Gerald Massey
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